Be me

>be me
>addicted to masturbating
>try to quit
>works for 24 hours
>achievement.jpg
>now here just finished masturbating
help me quit Sup Forums

Something that always works with addictions is pinging a rubber band on your wrist every time you want your addiction

Cut off your hands

I'm not some Faggot who can't quit touching himself. But I'm addicted to cigarettes and sucking cock, so I'll try this.

I will try this
tried it before ?

or just buy some lollipops

Help the pain stop. Please

How addicted is addicted? I'll do it 3 times a day, with a wife and I've never really considered it a problem.

Cut your penis with a razorblade every time you're tempted to jerk off. Then post pix.

kys yourself ur gay XD

Cock cage and get a key handler irl or online. Only unlock when they say your allowed too.

Meditate. Only thing that is almost 100% if you stick to it.

Only problem is that meditation makes masterbating 10x more awesome... That's the challenge.

You come out like, "I could mastervate and have it be 10x better than normal... Or I can keep mediating...

I'm a failure... But I'm a failure with the truthful answers. Try it.

Next time you masturbate, dont cum. go until its about to pop then stop yourself, turn off the porn and go about your day. Its called edging. Do that every time for a week straight. You have now gone a week without orgasm. cum if you want but know you know you dont have to anymore.

twice a day and i'm single so i guess that is a factor

Thats how you get a CBT Fetish

>cigarettes and sucking cock

isn't that the same thing?

This is the only way that works OP

just think about what it smells like after you cum. how you have to shower to get rid of it. the shame.

dont do it for 2 days. are you having trouble sleeping? are you cranky, did you fucking break before 2 days? you are addicted to your own hand.

and the outcome is that i'm addicted to another method

Addicted to NOT cumming. gee how can I handle that

Bad idea this will just fetishize it. The only true way is to occupy your time. Find a time-consuming hobby that will take up the time in your day that you'd usually spend jerking it. If you want to waste the most time possible, I suggest RC model aeroplanes.

>fetish it
Thats fine it stops him jerking off

no thanks

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oh no i think i'm gonna masturbate again! i can't hold myself !!!! please help me

im not getting aroused it is just a routine

Lol fggt

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Hush if your not going to change you can at least get better at it.

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go look at gay furry porn

insta-cured for a week

Thats how you make gay furries

See
Also op is masterbating

>that's how you make mass murderers

fify

>Kys yourself
>yourself

Kys yourselfyourself

1. Get the urge to fap
2. Chill the fuck out
3. Go to the toilet
4. Shove your fingers as far as you can down your throat to trigger your gag reflex and puke
5. Do this every time you want to fap
6.???
7. Profit. Your subconcious now associates fapping with puking and you can never enjoy it ever again

Have fun!

what's the big deal, have you ever gotten laid even?

...that picture gave me a half chub

ugh

what if choking is a turn on for me and my gag reflex is gone from all the deep throating I've done

well then you're shit outta luck and jolly fell fucked, buddy