Fuck fuck fuck Sup Forums help me out. I'm a 24 year old bi-male and brought back another guy to me and my girlfriends place.
I thought I would be safe having sex with him bc my gf works til midnight, but she left work early tonight unexpectedly. She caught me doing it with this guy and she flipped out. Here's what she texted me, how do I respond?
This is what you get for being a fucking faggot.
Kek'd.
You're a faggot and an asshole, the only true thing to do is let her find someone else while you get fucked like a bitch
I was balling too
You fucked up faggot, sorry brother I don't think you're gonna be able to fix this one... I'll drink one for ya.
fpbp
Tell her you tripped and fell on his dick. Simple accident eh
your relationship is most likely doomed. unless you can somehow convince her that you though she would like to watch you get fucked by another dude, you are pretty fucked.
>I was confused about my feelings and had to make sure about my sexuality
>Our society places such pressure on men to be straight or be gay, I didn't understand
>"Are you bisexual or gay?"
>No, I found it disgusting
Then dust your hands off and walk back into the pussy
Lol were u giving or receiving.
>she caught u mid fuck?
>does she know you take dick
Just fucking kill yourself kek
This.
>This.
>THIS. is your best bet
>Obvious piece of shit for cheating on your girlfriend
>Obviously a fucking faggot
She deserves someone much better than you.
OP please. This is the only way to get back in the puss puss.
Tell her you had an itch inside of your shitpipe and needed a scratch
Text her back and say you are secretly gay and was just experimenting with her. Check 'em.
It was just a prank bro
just lie dude she will never know
Like a white knight on /b?
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Op you're fucked.
Should have gone for
just when you think OP can't fuck up any harder...
thank you op I've always wanted to use pic related
Yes
It isn't getting better help
If that doesn't do the trick then I don't know what will
You are literally retarded
"You're not the only one that needs summa dat dope dick biatch"
This is now officially a dubs thread
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how did it feel like?
I'm not even sorry, you disgusting fag. You cheated with another dude. You completely deserve being broken up with and I hope you kill yourself for fucking dudes
Now you're just trolling. You're obviously trying to get rid of her.
Like warrrm apple pie
cheat on that bitch
let em know man. you swing both ways, so what LMAO
Was buttsex worth ruining your relationship or not?
t. Oz
So this went from a thread to watch to fake and gay.
Did you fart when he pulled out?
tell her you just didnt think she would be ok with with pegging you
Wow, OP. Talk about being a pain in the ass!
what would you do in his position?
falling in love with two people.
Seconded.
>sage
Thread is dead, unpinned.
Fuck off you retard
kek
Kek, now you're just screwed, how the fuck would you react if she was getting some bbc and her excuse was she has fucking needs
Give her my phone # op. She deserves someone who is SUCH A RAGING FAGGOT OP
Time to post her nudes and jerk with us on an thread