ITT: Describe a band's discography and others guess who it is

ITT: Describe a band's discography and others guess who it is

>our hair gives us super strength
>our voices also give us super strength
>covers are for lightweights and we're the best
>y'all bitches crazy chill out. Seriously, we're tired.
>Putting the art into "art pop"
>WHO'S READY FOR A CRAZY RIDE?
>You thought that was good? Watch this.
>Yes, we're on drugs.
>We ARE drugs.
>Let's see how many songs we can fit on a double album while still blowing minds.
>This kinda sucks but you'll still buy it.
>GOAT
>Low-key GOAT

>slackkk and noizzeee duuuuude
>hey dadrock is actually pretty good
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>how about we streamline the sound of that last one
>relaxing poppy jams

>There are real problems and issues with the system that we need to talk about
>We need to keep talking about problems, but it's more personal and we can have some fun in between
>Well, I had a big hit, time to get an ego and make my music a lot more poppy
>Aw shit, I broke up with my gf
>Alright, I'm sorry for everything bad I've ever done, but I'm still gonna ego trip
>Dude, Death Grips LMAO
>Let's make the first half trap with a gospel track, then the second half is really personal and serious with one trap track

>like something your uncle would like but a little too sad and effay for him
>bring out the SLOP boys, proto-pavement
>holy fuck this is the most depressing shit ever made get me a towel
>comeback no one cares or talks about

Kanye

>goth as fuck
>angry as fuck
>masterpiece
>another masterpiece
>sober as fuck, existentialism too
>political as fuck
>cool instrumental album
>goodbye
>I'm back, and thinking about my past
>wtf

bump

(This should be somewhat easy)

>Pretty standard jazz
>First album but not as good
>First album but better + Samba Percussion
>Has best song of his early works
>Album many people consider a jazz-essencial
>Mostly forgettable
>Transitional album
>Holy fuck this album funky
>1st part of trilogy, pretty good
>2nd part of trilogy, not as memorable but still pretty good
>3rd part of trilogy, most experimental of them
>Jazz Funk Essencial
>Live(ish) album but also kind of a studio album?
>Jazz Funk Essencial
>Jazz Funk (not essencial but still great)
>..Uhh...samba...??
>Vocoder nearly ruins everything but not quite
>Re-workings of earlier songs, arguably better than the originals
>1 man 1 piana
>D I S C O
>Back to jazz funk and holy fuck best of the 80s
>Watered down R&B
>Basically a Michael Jackson album but awful
>Shit we're going electronic
>Electronic album but better
>Ok it got worse....
>90s as fuck hip hop album
>Beautiful classic-jazz album
>re working a composers work
>Drum and Bass for some reason
>Album you can't find anywhere ever
>Re workings of a singers work
>Shit.

Nine Inch Nails

> Death Grips, LMAO
Kanye, obviously.

Pavement?

>indie rock album no one cares about
>another indie rock album no one cares about
>we like noise.
>let's do country covers
>oh boy we are getting really good
> Melancholic C O M F Y masterpiece.
>noisey but sweet
>Another Melancholyc comfy masterpiece
>All right lets calm down
>Lets calm the fuck down but sweeter
>D A N C E
>shoegazy
>we just do really good music for fun
>god-tier covers for fun

Sounds obviously like Herbie Hancock but I'm not sure what source you're using for his discography

Ween

Yo La Tengo obviously

>dark and filthy
>dude weed lmao
>DUDE WEED LMAO

>pleasant intricate folk with orchestral arrangements
>hey let's add some jazz there for some weird reason
>actually let's fire the whole orchestra also does anyone else feel like killing themselves?
>i'm dead now but that won't stop anyone from trying to make money off it (repeat ad nauseam)

Nick Drake

> HOLY SHIT PSYCHEDELIC MASTERPIECE GOAT
> "Hello, I'm like the last one but not as good"
> Now we make boring shit for other boring shit
> Failed experiment
> So we have a kitchen and an orchestra... let's use both!
> Ok, so we first make something boring and then BANG masterpiece in the other side
> This pointless thing
> Yeah we are prog, I swear... just art rock? No... art pop? what ya' talkin' 'bout!?
> Uh, yeah, is a concept album... sure... yeah... it is... yeah
> I know a lot about politics! Yes I do!
> MY FAAAAAAATHEEEER!
> MYYYYYYY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
> Ummm, what are we suppose to do?
> I'm serious, what are we suppose to do?
> ... .... .... Why are we here again?

Pavement
The last one is actually "DUDE NIGEL GODRICH LM- OH FUCK OFF SCOTT YOU NERD NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT POWER POP ANYMORE"

Herbie. Yeah you got it.

Just using Wiki. 'Studio albums' section. Skipped any collaboration albums. (1+1, Herbie Trio, Third Plane)

Floyd of course, needed more "boy Syd was fucking crazy" and "I'm an egomaniac" though

....Pink Floyd?

Pink Floyd, too obvious

Yeah, I just really wanted to write "my father" in all caps.

paul's boutique but punk
yin yang on bath salts
maximalist minimalism
minimalist maximalism
the power struggle between femininity and masculinity in music format
workout music
culmination of everything we've released before
goodnight everybody
bubblegum pop version of one of our previous albums

(Another obvious one incoming)

>Dorky novelty mod-rock songs with 1 beloved classic song here
>Orchestral psych folk with super big hit
>One of the first metal
>Layered glam masterpiece
>Concept album of a washed up rock star
>Versetile w/ amazing piano
>Pretend I don't exist
>Glam-Funk Apocalypse
>Soul album, deluxe edition was better
>I'm on drugs and make amazing music
>I regret the drugs
>I'm not as good as the first part
>Album about traveling
>New Wave, back to making big hits
>Now making BIGGER hits
>Reggae-pop
>Shit
>2 big mistakes
>Wedding album
>Soundtrack (kinda)
>Album about a murder
>DANCEDANCEDANCEDANCEDANCE
>Fuck I'm exhausted and sad.
>Art rock masterpiece
>Goodbye
>I'm back
>I'm dead.

bowie

>>Concept album of a washed up rock star
At least fucking try

> Now if I go dark...
> NOW IF I GO DARKER...
> I MIGHT BE DARKNESS ITSELF!
> NOW LET'S GO FUCKING EPIC
> EPIC (again)
> EPIC (again)... this looks like a good way to end... but what if...
> I want to fuck it up!
> Again!
> Ok, people it's goin' mad, let's give them something good, and after that...
> ... OH SO BAD I FUCKED IT UP AGAIN!
> Ok, that was terrible, let's make something at least decent and go away...
> ... And go away...

Dude, try, for god's sake.

I couldn't think of a better way to word it, sue me.

Hell at least I admitted "it's obvious".

Ok, christ, I'll try harder next time, I get it, it's too obvious.

>depressed, drugs, but good music
>fuck malls n shit, masterpiece
>we have a major record label and our music is still really good
>dude huge hit lmao
>one of best guitarists ever joined our band but we suck now
>he left, we really suck now.

>mature, sophisticated pop
>more of that
>let's experiment a bit more
>throwaway TV soundtrack
>refinement of the art-pop approach
>the beginning of the decline
>sell-out
>sell-out 2: electric boogaloo
>add a country twist
>i think it's about time for hiatus at this point
>artsy, rhythmic, modern sounding comeback
>darker and much more experimental... the absolute madman!
>this is absolute madness 2
>and this... is to go even further beyond....
>BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM O)))

Metallica, maybe?

Some metal band, for sure.

>most overrated metal album of the decade
>Disney metal
>never EVER

Metal band, indeed. But not Metallica.

>LOUD
>Slightly less loud, more accessable
>LOUDER
>Less loud, polarizing album
>More experimental
>Lotsa guitars
>Even poppier than their second album

Iron Maiden...(?)

No.

>hypnotic and ambient psych rock
>same shit, but worse
>punkier sound
>shitty synthpop
>reissue of that last album

Modest Mouse, adoy

dgaf to care about the order of all records, but sounds like ylt
drake
floyd
modest mouse?

>amateur death metal with random violins
>new singer, let's make our masterpiece
>same album, but more poppy with dystopian themes
>pretty much the same album
>same but more accessible
>ok let's go even more poppy and throw our roots out of the window
>let's just go make shitty nu-metal with worst lyrics ever
>ok here's an apology, it's not great but it's our last decent album
>back to mediocrity, guitaritst leaves, band has no original members left
>JUST
>FUCKING
>STOP

Let me guess... doom metal band?

Not at al

>we're sarcastic so lets dance about it
>we're sad so lets dance about it
>fuck dancing lets make our best album

my lad scott

Vampire Weekend

Uh... well now I have no idea. Let me think...

LCD Soundsystem

correct

Uh... well now I have no idea. Let me think...

Scott Walker

It's a really popular band

>noise pop fairyland masterpiece
>harsh noise album most can't into
>DODODOODODODODOOODOOOOODOOO
>finally getting more accessible with acoustic vibes
>still pretty harsh but more accessible, psychedelic tribal shit
>woah where did this acoustic masterpiece come from. also, only 2
>huh, it's like an indie rock record but with the influences of their past work. and it works.
>and now their dipping their toes in psychedelic pop, it's fantastic.
>where the FUCK did this come from, full on accessible psychedelic pop. possibly magnum opus
>haywire psych rock/pop weird shit. splits audience
>a pretty straight forward pop album, people question direction.

sorry if obvious.

easy one

>dude white suburban liberal kids lmao
>the churches and the media are evil
>i miss my childhood baww
>now we fucking suck ;_;

i guess black sabbath?

arcde fire

Black Sabbath has nothing to do with death metal, and Dio came up until their, 7 or so album.

>We're angry and stuff
>We're still angry but now we have a good producer
>masterpiece
>Wtf is bass
>overrated times 1000
>sperm and blood
>sperm and blood part 2
>Shit
>SO LOUD
>4 good songs and the rest is meh

Metallica

>polarizing demo that is virtually impossible to find nowadays makes its way around the internet in 2009
>debut album sounds like a group of cheerleaders hijacking a helicopter
>sophomore album sounds cleaner; basically arena-rock
>shit third album
>shit fourth album years later, now with a 7/10 melon rating

Was it that obvious?

Metallica.

>dude drugs lmao
>dude drugs are kinda bad maybe lmao
>dude this shit is getting kinda depressing maybe we should really lay off the drugs
>fuck it let's do some raga minimalism
>i'm not sure i wanna be in this band anymore

Yup.

well yeah

AnCo ofc

>DODODOODODODODOOODOOOOODOOO
What did he mean by this?

what is this?

>DUDE AFRICAN DRUMS AND RANDOM SQUEAK NOISES LMAO

>im depressed as fuck indietronica with trip hop influences
>totally different depressive synthpop
>like last album but cleaner and more poppy
>most polarizing record of the decade
>dude psyche rock lmao

would also like to know

that was supposed to be forest gospel because that's all i think about when i hear hollindagain.

slay bells

Misspelled but sure, yeah

>dude beer lmao
>jk, we're actually amazing
>lol fuck that last album, let's jam
>ok a bit less jamming now, dude tibet lmao
>we electronic now
>dude bush sucks amirite
>we're too old for this shit, let's jam
>;_;

Sleep?

>pop rock
>sad, honest
>self conscious pop rock
>heavier with nonsense lyrics
>sad, not honest
>can we be the beatles? (no)
>hilarious failure
>trying very hard
>succeeding but with pandering.
>not trying as hard. We beach boys now

weezer

2easy :'(

>doesn't exist
>dude government sucks trains are cool
>I got a speeding ticket screw the system
>dude the government sucks and the world is ending
>corporations and war maaaan
>were back and dronier than ever
>dronier than ever pt. 2

efrim and the godspeed you black emmperors

set a silver hrstaa to god's pee flames

>tfw no gf
>tfw gf but sad
>dude capitalism more like crapitalism lmao
>everything is apocalypse and I wanna die
>feelin p anxious
>FuCk the government
>wanna fugg :DDDDD
>DUDE
>ayy divorce lmao

>mallgoth screeching over video game instrumentals
>mallgoth screeching over more polished video game instrumentals
>mallgoth screeching over bland EDM
>[mallgoth heavily implies her only bandmate was abusive, quits, runs away with a man literally named after the shittiest planet]
>new mallgoth screeching over EDM

>whoa glitchy ambient music is way more fun to make than techno
>I love the ocean
>NOISEY
>now lets add pretty melodies and make a masterpiece
>less noise more soundscapes
>OK back to the noise but with more pianos
>oh shit pianos, harmonium, and granular synthesis
>hey I could do that again but with choirs (oh shit it leaked)

>dude TVU lmao
>made only to fulfill their record contract
>now they actually care
>tighter than the one before (and also a lot shorter)
>even tighter
>"our singer left so we don't care anymore, let's make a half-assed attempt at singing ourselves"
>"actually we suck at singing so how about we suck at playing as well"
>"what's popular with the kids these days? disco? reggae? alright let's do both!!"
>so awful that the bassist left out of disgust
>so awful that not even the band could or would defend it
>so awful that the entire band left
>the reunion that nobody asked for

Radiohead?

>dream pop
>dream pop
>good dream pop
>great dream pop
>dream pop without reverb
>dream pop

>guys i'm a little sad: EP
>guys i'm a little sad: LP
[decades of silence]
>guys i'm pretending to be sad pls gibe me moneys now please

yep

Beach House!

americ
anfootball

Obviously Americ Anfootball.
Also, kek.

Death grips?

right on

>We just accidentally invented a new genre
>What do we do now?
>The Fuck are these lyrics about?
>It's time to get Jazzy
>Let's Start over shall we?
>More of the previous album
>Now that's how to put out a final album
>We're back baby!
>This is as close to pop as we dare go
>Balancing point between last 2 albums
>Oh Shit, we're back (again): The EP
>Oh Shit, we're back (again): The LP
>BacK with the guitars
>I guess we'll put out another album

yep

machinehead?

>Weird ass post-punk
>Mediocre protest songs
>More mediocre protest songs
>Really bad 21st century social commentary
>The last one, but somehow worse