i posted this on r9k but they are all autistic so I didn't get much help so I'll post here
>be me >after class today >Chatting with this 9/10 QT 3.14159 from one of my classes >she looks like a Stacy but she's actually a Catholic girl from a really close knit family. >STEM major >she asks me what I got on our midterm >"92%" mean was 71% >"wow that's really good user" >ask her what she got >63% >chuckle at her >she playfully hits me on the shoulder and says, "it's not funny!!!" >continue talking for another 5 minutes >goes really good >feeling cocky as fuck >ask her if she wants to study together over the weekend >"definitely" as she grabs my phone out of my hand and proceeds to put her number in it >a few nerdy guys were standing next to us >they look at me and then at her ass as she walks away >feel alpha as fuck >literally the best I've felt in years >mfw
How do I proceed Sup Forums? I literally have no idea what to text her as I haven't texted a female in years.
>tfw you are socially Chad but digitally autistic.
Joseph Lee
I feel good for you, user. Just do what your mind tells you. Don't follow your penis, unless your brain tells you to.
Brandon Myers
Text her: "Hey it's user!"
engage from here.
John King
>don't follow your penis I think that's what got me her number user. Why would I talk to someone who gets a 60% on their final unless I wanted to fuck them?
Brody Lewis
fair enough. I'm just saying. Don't follow your penis unless your brain tells you to. Accommodate the situation, bud.
Juan Diaz
I don't know where to go from there that's the problem
Jose Green
>Catholic girl >how do I proceed?
With a condom, 9 times out of 10 she already has an STD.
Samuel Nelson
Well, user. If all else fails, your penis is the driver, and your brain is the brakes. This.
Nolan Flores
Kek
Ryan Martin
checked
Ethan Ward
I noticed she is in a sorority so you're probably right
Nolan Allen
SHIT
Xavier James
Uhm talk to her... flirt?
jfc
Ryder Gray
>Catholic girl from a really close knit family
DON'T FUCKING BOTHER
Jonathan Torres
copy that user.
Brayden Wright
the problem is you are a boring, uninteresting person with nothing to offer anyone. Fix that first before you try to figure out magic words to get girls to like you. Go out and do interesting shit and then you won't need to be on Sup Forums and ask people how to pretend not to be retarded.
Cooper Powell
this
Landon Bennett
top kek at the pic
Zachary Myers
>>tfw you are socially Chad but digitally autistic. Don't waste time texting her. Just enough to figure out how to meet with her in real life. Maybe boring shit like what you will study.
Gavin Baker
> implying I can't act like a fake fuck until I bang her. Isn't that what people do all the time
Lincoln Collins
Why not? I like chicks that don't have daddy issues.
Alexander Murphy
>Just enough to figure out how to meet with her in real life Ya that's my plan user
Carson Ross
Go to uncommon place for people to go. Text her you need help and you're in danger. Text address. If/when she arrives, sneak up on her. She will see you and ask questions. Shoot her in the chest with a .44 magnum
Jaxson Ward
...
Justin Green
what the fuck
Jeremiah Martinez
I may have misread the room
Charles Johnson
Chicks who are close with their family are the best, what are you talking about user?