I posted this on r9k but they are all autistic so I didn't get much help so I'll post here

i posted this on r9k but they are all autistic so I didn't get much help so I'll post here

>be me
>after class today
>Chatting with this 9/10 QT 3.14159 from one of my classes
>she looks like a Stacy but she's actually a Catholic girl from a really close knit family.
>STEM major
>she asks me what I got on our midterm
>"92%" mean was 71%
>"wow that's really good user"
>ask her what she got
>63%
>chuckle at her
>she playfully hits me on the shoulder and says, "it's not funny!!!"
>continue talking for another 5 minutes
>goes really good
>feeling cocky as fuck
>ask her if she wants to study together over the weekend
>"definitely" as she grabs my phone out of my hand and proceeds to put her number in it
>a few nerdy guys were standing next to us
>they look at me and then at her ass as she walks away
>feel alpha as fuck
>literally the best I've felt in years
>mfw

How do I proceed Sup Forums? I literally have no idea what to text her as I haven't texted a female in years.

>tfw you are socially Chad but digitally autistic.

I feel good for you, user. Just do what your mind tells you. Don't follow your penis, unless your brain tells you to.

Text her: "Hey it's user!"

engage from here.

>don't follow your penis
I think that's what got me her number user. Why would I talk to someone who gets a 60% on their final unless I wanted to fuck them?

fair enough.
I'm just saying.
Don't follow your penis
unless your brain tells you to.
Accommodate the situation, bud.

I don't know where to go from there that's the problem

>Catholic girl
>how do I proceed?

With a condom, 9 times out of 10 she already has an STD.

Well, user. If all else fails, your penis is the driver, and your brain is the brakes.
This.

Kek

checked

I noticed she is in a sorority so you're probably right

SHIT

Uhm talk to her... flirt?

jfc

>Catholic girl from a really close knit family

DON'T FUCKING BOTHER

copy that user.

the problem is you are a boring, uninteresting person with nothing to offer anyone. Fix that first before you try to figure out magic words to get girls to like you. Go out and do interesting shit and then you won't need to be on Sup Forums and ask people how to pretend not to be retarded.

this

top kek at the pic

>>tfw you are socially Chad but digitally autistic.
Don't waste time texting her. Just enough to figure out how to meet with her in real life. Maybe boring shit like what you will study.

> implying I can't act like a fake fuck until I bang her. Isn't that what people do all the time

Why not? I like chicks that don't have daddy issues.

>Just enough to figure out how to meet with her in real life
Ya that's my plan user

Go to uncommon place for people to go.
Text her you need help and you're in danger. Text address.
If/when she arrives, sneak up on her.
She will see you and ask questions.
Shoot her in the chest with a .44 magnum

...

what the fuck

I may have misread the room

Chicks who are close with their family are the best, what are you talking about user?