Hey Sup Forums there's a chance I might lose my virginity tomorrow with a random tinder girl thanks to an user's pickup...

Hey Sup Forums there's a chance I might lose my virginity tomorrow with a random tinder girl thanks to an user's pickup line. Any things I should know or tell her? I'm 19 and not an entire autist.

Is that the whole conversation

no, guess ill post the rest, let me know if this even seems a possibility to you but I think there's a chance

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If she's drunk you may have a chance, find out what kinda poison she likes and a grab a bottle or 2

This, she already mentioned drinking. Ask her what she likes to drink OP. Buy some for when she comes over. Most women are horny drunks

Too right. And if she's drunk enough she won't notice if the sex if terrible

bump

30% autist
its spelled spinach

Waste of trips

Dude I think you're good to go. Just let her know you wanna fuck her.
I mean don't say "hey girl i wanna fuck" but ya know just make sure she knows
you're attracted to her in a sexual way. If yall alone then should be ez mode from there.

Fuck that she already knows you like her. All guys on Tinder wanna fuck.

Just invite her over casually and be sure you make it physically from the getgo.

Thanks for the responses guys I'm still here

Well shit, didn't know it was tinder. But yeah OP you good.

hey man. he is the most part, I have been in 33

You gotta be blasting Barry White and let the wine flow.
Also jerk off before she shows up so you don't nut in your pants while dry humping.

You're the best OP! Go get her!

Nah fuck, OP, save up that sexual energy so that shit radiating off of you.
Don't worry about cumming in 10 secs just tell her you'll go again.

i meant fuck *that

god damn i drunk

i sent her this thread

This, you don't want to risk not being to get it up?

OP post your face

YEEEEEEEES especially if she tries to give him some shitty teenager BJ

That's super gay newfag, you're a cunt. Get of Sup Forums

I don't mean to put the question mark

Risk not being able to get it up again?

He's 19 not 54
Kids his age have a constant boner

pic or it didn't happen

you talk way too much. cut out the unnecessary small talk BS and set a date/time and get her phone number. the rest is easy

Porn + nerves = ED

The risk isn't worth it, OP just don't fap and you'll be able to fuck her AT LEAST once then, and you can go again and again

Post her pic, OP

Op post pic of face

Did this bitch Scare OP off?

Listen to me OP. Don't be a faggot. If you don't know how to pull chicks, literaly just follow the DENNIS system, not even kidding. Basically just don't act like an insecure cuck, make them feel like they need you.

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O shiet niqqa you good to go. You'd probably get away fucking her with the spaghetti as lube

Fucking slit your wrists.

I like your jaw.

Dont fuck it up op, i got a gf thanks to tinder, that chick looks nice and decent, dont fuck it up bro.
Btw, 8 miles its nothing, my gf live's something like 16/17 miles away.

Inb4 OP sperglords on her and spaghetties all over the place

Post he pic dude

lol you in nigga, but seriously my dude

1. never post your face on Sup Forums, like wtf? back in 2009 when i was in highschool in a small town of like 5k i saw someone fro my highschool post a pic of himself on Sup Forums. needless to say dude got roasted.

2. you talk waaaaay tooo much in tinder

nah

Well if this all works out I might make another thread tomorrow or whenever it happens. If anyone wants to see it post some tag or something so you know what you're looking for, can't promise anything though

You good to fucking go, a pretty good talker. But you wanna talk less on tinder and move to texting. Also after she asks a few dumb ass questions and esp if you get an out (has to be up early) then end the conversation and tell her to contact you and then DO NOT HIT HER BACK let her start next conversation.