What would you write on his cast?

What would you write on his cast?

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

Biggest Metallica fan

Rip body

Nickleback is a good band

you should see the other guy

"I saw the other guy"

rip

"I smoked all your weed"

"this isnt even my final form"

This is what its like to chew 5 gum

Milpool.

what would possibly go wrong

black lives matter

"last words 'here, hold my beer'"

9gag.com :DDD

>Metapod Used Harden

"my leg"

Ayy lmao

I warned you about Sup Forums bro.

there is nothing wrong being jewish

"please help me break out of this cage"

im completely healthy
they drugged me and put me in here
please for the love of god help me

how will i shit

please talk to me, they all treat me like an object

kek

"Hey atleast I pulled out."

MILPOOL____

Massively underrated post

Can someone who is not my mum please jerk me off?

i smoke with my dick

If I took that off, would he die?

just shut up

no

My fucking sides

"Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?"

"The patriarchy did this."

"Rubio 2016"

"Get the fuck away from me"

...

there are only 151 true pokemon

In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing to sit down on or to eat. It was a Hobbit hole, and that means comfort. It had a perfectly rounded door like a porthole, painted green with a shiny yellow brass knob in the exact middle. The door opened onto a tube shaped hall like a tunnel

etc

git gud