VIRGINS REPORT IN
>age
>furthest you got
>do you give a fuck about being a virgin or not
>reasons you think why you might be a virgin
i'm 27 haven't made it with a girl and don't give a fuck.
i know i'm supposed to care but i just don't.
i'm not even depressed about it.
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>i'm 27 haven't made it with a girl and don't >give a fuck.
>i know i'm supposed to care but i just don't.
>i'm not even depressed about i
Sounds like denial to me...
Bump
Go see an escort
18 touch tits and ass in pool
why? to prove myself to a world that doesn't give a damn about me?
To get rid of your wizzard status and find out what is so good about sex more like it
'to get rid of your wizard status'
eg to prove yourself to a bunch of people who don't give a damn.
'and find out what is so good about sex' how can it be any different from masturbation?
*wizard + more than 4 and less than 6
*furthest? _nowhere_, might have held hands in kindergarten
*no, given up
*coward, aspergers (real diagnosis, real doctor)
COWARD LIFE REPRESENT
why did i post that so near the top, i assumed thread was huge without looking
This post just proves how wizzardly you are. If you think that jerkin the gerkin is better than havingna tight wet pussy wrapped around your cock then you clearly lack a clue
solution; hold hand tighter, wet hand before masturbation. then what's the difference?
Get laid and find out for your self you dorky wizzard
>18
>almost went to a movie with a girl when i was 16
not really, sex sounds fun as hell and i'm excited for when i do it, but i want it to mean at least a little bit.
up until about last year i was a huge beta and thought girls were this huge thing, then over the next year i just kind of realized that the majority of girls are huge cunts, and will fuck you over as soon as their cooch bleeds a little worse than normal.
so i guess i'm just waiting to meet a girl who isn't a cunt, but isn't everyone?
I don't have to motherfucker.
Getting laid is pointless because by the looks of it it just seems to turn you into an asshole.
Plus it takes so much effort, acting cool, sure of yourself, witty charming, confident, etc, to attract a girl.
Why bother with all of that.
You're not doing it because you want to make love to a girl, you're just doing it because you want to be seen as normal.
That's not for me.
Virgins making posts/threads about how strong they are and how they don't care and are happy being Virgin are the ones who want to fuck someone the most
> 22
> made out
> no
> small dick
wow you sound like a prize catch. i'm sure you're going to make a girl very happy one day.
$70 will show you most of the difference
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This just proves how clueless you are. You must be an ass ugly, socially inept neckbeard to have such a jaded outlook on normal behaviour between two people of the opposite sex
do i sense a bit of sarcasm, or are you serious?
I fantasize that my little sister is still a virgin but am guessing it's doubtful
>18
>had head and everything else
>dont give a single hoot
>because i dont want to commit to anyone
same as you op but when people talk about sex i start to get awkward
>age
21
>furthest you got
filmed friends fucking
>do you give a fuck about being a virgin or not
yeah it kills me
>reasons you think why you might be a virgin
never had a girlfriend. people don't find me attractive and i don't really try to be someone worth being attracted to
Fingered and handjobs, haven't been with a girl in 8 months she was a land whale last time suppose I do care but I've lost weight and am a little more confident I'm pretty sure I'll lose it at uni
yeah judging by the photo that would be my guess too
>22
>kissing
>it withers my very soul
>I've had a lot of opportunities to lose it just never went through with it
Either way i would love to throw a fuck into your sister user. She looks like she would be a wild cat in bed
As an Aspergers I've made out with two girls so far.
Shit is good but havent gone the whole way (got dumped a while back)
30 years old. Still a virgin. Kissed a girl on cheek last year. True story
>age
18
>Furthest you got
fingered and got jacked off on a bus
>do i give a fuck
Sort of, Im not one to obsess over that. just fuck a escort lmao
>reasons
Because that bitch was crazy..
19, I have had sex many times with 4 different girls. Sex is overrated honestly. Sex is slightly better than fapping. Only slightly
>age
20
>furthest you got
Make out and through clothes feels
>do you give a fuck about being a virgin or not
Not really
>reasons you think why you might be a virgin
Haven't particularly tried / look really young = bad combo
>18
>girls in my class used to toy with me, sit on my lap, comment about how they could see a boner through my pants, etc.
>beta and bitch boy, I'll never take the initiative
I'm 24. I've had a couple of makeout sessions & cuddling with the same girl, but it was years ago. We don't talk anymore, it's complicated.
I'm annoyed that I'm a virgin but I'm more annoyed that I've had crap luck with women despite asking them out periodically (typically in person, I'm trying not to be too beta). I want sex to mean something, like as part of a relationship, so I don't care about that as much as having an actual relationship.
Probably a virgin because I don't go out of my way to look for sex. Also don't bother asking girls out unless I already have strong feelings for them (not just looks) so I don't ask often. Maybe part luck, maybe part because I'm pretty average looking and I have arguably too high standards, I don't know. Lots of reasons I guess.
Oh yeah and it fucking sucks because everyone I know is getting some but me
Im a 36yr old kissless virgin
>I don't even care.
>Makes thread showing he obviously cares
Oh yeah I see now, you're being a try hard retard.
you're not supposed to have done any of that
some people require many different people to meet their partner
some people require just one
Bro at least make a move, even if it's a pathetic one. I can complain a bit because I've asked a decent number of girls out. You can't complain too much if you don't do anything.
Non-virgin reporting in just to make you guys feel bad about yourselfes while I can feel better. First time fucked with 16yo, now that I am 24 I fucked 6 different girls. Not a great number but way better than you fags. Have a nice day!
Hope that was a nice boost to your low self-esteem
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nobody has answered this question
it's not really 'better' or 'worse'
just, once you start having sex - it's very hard to stop
i wish i was still a virgin
I've made a move once on this girl that drove me out of my comfort zone and was basically one of my best friends, she swiftly rejected me and we stopped talking because things were awkward, that might be something too.
>19
>Blowjobs
>Little bit
>Dated my first girlfriend from 14 to 17. Never really learnt how to make a move on a girl and my anxiety doesn't help at all when I try new things. Can talk to girls fine, just dunno how to escalate.
It actually was, yeah. Still feeling like a piece of shit that I am but who cares? At least I got laid. kek.
Woah this goes way back and still applies to me, shiiieeeet
Right? I was reminded of it so I looked it up. Huge nostalgia hit.
20
Kissing before puberty
Not atm, but give it a 5 more years or so and I'm sure I would care. Probably will just pay for it at that point.
Really bad social anxiety. Terrible at holding a conversation. Weed and alcohol help a ton. Don't go out much. Will probably try to meet some chicks at a bar once I'm legal. But who am I kidding I will probably just drink alone at home.
>I'm 17
>Slut of a friend had me grope her tits, can't recall why. That bitch crazy though
>I don't give a single fuck
>I'm beta af, and it just doesn't interest me all that much currently
>age
32
>Furthest you got
nowhere
>do i give a fuck
sometimes
>reasons
social anxiety up to 20. obese.
yeah... the anxiety fucked my life
>26
>got my cock sucked a few times
>fingered a few girls etc.
>girl on bed naked, waiting on all fours but i fail to put on condom because my foreskin was still tight as fuck back then (bitch was crazy tho)
>still virgin because i dont go to bars or get drunk every weekend like 99% of the people in my country, and because i cba to waste time talking useless shit with a person that is not interesting outside sex, and getting straight to the point wont work 99% of the time
>girl on bed naked, waiting on all fours but i fail to put on condom because my foreskin was still tight as fuck back then (bitch was crazy tho)
what, and she didn't help out and now you're still a virgin?
>26
>literally nothing
>couldnt care in the least
>not really sure, never got around to it
I'm probably what you would call normal, for the most part. Healthy, in shape, confident, pretty good looking, employed, whatever. I can casually socialize and I'm not stupid, I know how chicks work. But when a girl's talking to me I'm mentally retarded. I've been hit on and flirted with but I get nervous and ruin it. And girls that I might like, it's 10x worse.
17
havnt even kissed a girl yet, maybe hugged a chick?
yeah, i give a fuck... want sex XD (its ok, my gf is gonna take it, nxt time im down there, but she lives so far away)...
im a virgin because im ugly AF, and i keep heaps of creepy crawlies
>18
>play with female friends boobs
>not really
>stay at home a lot
25
Had sex for the first time 2 months ago..
I was disapointed.
Had sex yesterday..
Still disapointed.
Jerking it is better.
>19
>A wristy from my friend's cousin at some party
>no
>see previous point
>24
>kiss at a party
>i cant be fucked to waste my time on it, it's just momentary pleasure with no lasting effect besides social confirmation
>i will lose my virginity to a girl i actually like (or won't) i'm just going to hold onto it for someone special since i don't feel the need to be rushed to lose it
>wristy
What the fuck, a handy? WTF is a wristy, I don't even..
Australian term...
Wristy, handy, whatever. It's the same thing isn't it?
Post pic of yourself, I'm not buying it.
I'm Australian and have never heard this term.
25
a kiss
i care too much about it
anxiety, socially retarded, depression
It's a wristy mate
Melbourne term? It's common use in places around here
Don't have the beard now though. I don't take many pictures.
16 , my dad nearly got it in my ass last night , nearly lost my cherry ,
Why would you lie?
24 years old, never kissed a girl, never got laid. I don't know how to go on about meeting girls. Still in college and have no money. Only guys in my classes, too, which only makes things worse.
Do you think some one would do that ? Just lie for the fun of it
>22
>Over the pants HJ
>Not worried about
Standards are way to high. Have hooked up with girls, all of whom are hot af, but usually after multiple times of seeing them casually. Im not that good looking or great at pulling, but good enough. Main problem is im terrible at lettting girls know im interested and even worse at knowing when they are, while being beta enough to not wanna creep them out but alpha enough to still go for it occasionally. Dont put myself in situations where im around girls enough and the situations i do put myself (usually festivals) im not creppy enough to actually get anyone back to my hotel room. Last girl i hooked up with was just making out at a festival, had a girl sleep in my hotel room last year but there were other dudes sleeping and the room and, didn't want to be creepy :/
the first step is acknowledging im a lil bitch right?
pretty sure itll happen soon, totally over the nervousness just wayyyy to nice rn.
also i look young for my age, that never helps
Ah, Rasputin. Say hello to the Tsar for me.
29
Girl touched my dick for under a second during truth or dare. I was 15 she was 12
Don't care anymore I'm too old to attract the girls I want and the girls my age are getting too old
Reasons: Extreme fear of people due to being abused causes me to act autistic
I don't know, I do it all the time.
>18
>cock sucked
>not really
>saving myself for a special person (inb4 faggot)
sex is just momentary pleasure?
then bro, you should probably kill yourself now, because youll never be happy
most men base their entire lives around sex, thats how amazing it is
at least take up ketamine or something, jesus what do you do all day
>24
>have given boyfriends blow jobs. that's as far
>except one time i was going to have sex and the guy came while he was putting on the condom
>still virgin
Girl or guy?
>24 yo
>i used to feelup the girls at work and we would flash each other/ when i was 19 i lived by myself and a buddy who lived in the same apparmebt building brought a pi by my place her boy friend cheated and she wanted to get even so he thought of me since i was a virgin. But i had worked 2 16 hour days in a row and was passed out so i didnt here them knock
>im not bothered by it im bothered by the fact that i feel unloved because of it and it should be so easy
>why? well, im unattractive, both im not good looking, and i have a personality flaws that never seem to be fixed
Same age here, user. I have had a girlfriend, have plenty of girls giving signals to me, even have slept with one (My Night at Maud's style).
But I stopped giving a fck about girlfriends/love years ago.
Pic: My Night at Maud's, by french filmmaker'Jean-Luc Godard. Recommended.
>age
21
>furthest you got
when I was 19 one of my friends wanted to get with me in a club but I was so tired I could barely keep my eyes open
a few weeks ago a friend of a friend clearly wanted to fuck but she was drugged up and probably had an sti so I avoided her
>do you give a fuck about being a virgin or not
yeah a bit, I care more about that fact I haven't had a gf
>reasons you think why you might be a virgin
I'm kinda shy, a little bit awkward, I'm not attractive, and I've not really tried
Talking about Godard sure will bring all the hipsters with you. It's a start.
>22
>girl literally begging for my fuck back first on the bed. and another instance i was making out with a half naked girl on my bed.
>not really
>too big of a pussy to go all the way
Well, fuck you, my champion.
girl
>19 here
>ate a girl out while she gave me a hand job in a baseball field
>could care less, well not really.
>Don't have the courage to ask, not even make a move
tits with stamp or fake
>34
>Got a blow job when I was 17 and ended up diarrheaing all over this girl's bed when I came. She told everyone at school. Have been too traumatized to try anything sexual since then.
>It haunts me all day every day.
>20
>A kiss when I was 14
>And skype sex with a fat chick
I'm a virgin because I was fucked in the head all my life thanks to drugs pushed into me as a kid. I had no sense of social awareness. I had to remake myself from the age of 15. Also I was just a total asshole to everyone I met. Nobody liked me.
And yet I can distinctly remember 4 or 5 girls who I would have happily banged that were interested.
>>the guy came while he was putting on the condom
>>ended up diarrheaing all over this girl's bed when I came
I love this thread
Do you consider yourself pretty/beautiful/cute?
Sounds like you took the expression 'I came and immediately started farting' and pushed it further.
Nice work mate.