Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

I wish I also had a turtle

>tfw no qt Sup Forums gf

I even knew one, but I fucked it up. Hold me guys

>tfw didn't get a gf for christmas

tfw qt Sup Forums gf broke up with you because you didn't want to see death grips

>tfw no indie pop gf
it hurts bros not gonna lie

>>If the Feels brought you here, search in the catalog before starting a new thread. If they aren't vaguely music related, go to

we already did this thread yesterday and it got deleted

>tfw no noise pop gf

>tfw penis has never been in anywhere

>Lauren
fuck off

what does your dream gf listen to?

I have a gf in real life and she's into Smog and Mazzy Star, pretty legit tbqh senpai

then why didn't you go see the fuckin death grips? if for nothing then just for her?

>tfw live with my parents and only leave their house to go to the gym
music and/or suicide options for this feel?

>Gym
>Not therapist
RRRREEEE

Still, fuck off

no she broke up with me for other stuff but I wanted to shitpost

I have a bf, does that counts

kys zuke

>tfw 28 and no gf ever
>tfw will probably never get a gf at this point
>tfw depression

are you cute/in the northeast

>meet cutest grill ever
>She's taken
Aaaaa

>tfw no patrician top bf

No and no.

>tfw she moved away two years ago
>she still calls me
>she tells me she misses me every time we talk
>I love her
>we can't be together
You guys ever have a semi pass you on a two lane road and hope he swerves slightly left lol (please just fucking kill me)

My dream gf listens to pleb shit so it's up to me to slowly and not forcefully introduce her to a new album every now and then. She forgets the names and the autistic details that I tell her about the artists, but still enjoys the music.

fuck I'm lonely

Not him but yes and yes, Upper West Side.

>tfw I'm fine without relationship
i don't understand; just enjoy music

...

>tfw no one ever showed you how to display love

I just want to tell her how I feel.

express it by caring about her and being her friend

i just want somebody to talk to
i haven't met a truly interesting girl in about a year and i don't even talk to the girl that i used to anymore because we drifted and she's kinda annoying anyways

human connection is our only meaningful purpose beyond our "default" objective, if you will

does it work?

yeah but it's like 2 inches and i don't want to top

...

This desu

>tfw spent teenage years repressing myself because of internalized shame and so never got to truly enjoy myself

why did i have to figure out how to be an actual human being on my own

I care so much about her. I try to help her as much as I can, to the point where every decision I make is with her in mind. Do I just tell her I love her, would that make it weird?

forget about her, she makes out with guys every weekend and doesn't tell you because she doesn't want to hurt your feelings

>stopped caring about relationships a long ass time ago
>people are suddenly interested in me
gay desu

Been there and
is right

She told me though

yes
don't say I love you to someone you have a crush on its weird
you have to ease into things
also you just have to accept that she might not like you like you like her
i feel like a lot of guys think they need to figure out the perfect way to get a girl to like him but not ecery girl is going to like you no matter what

im kind of projecting some stuff that im assuming onto you so don't feel like im calling you out

you sound cute and you'll probably have a really nice relationship someday

She told me too but I pretended to not care, then I moved on after she broke me inside

>tfw no Guardian Force
Take your shittiest FF back to

> Loving a girl
> She's with someone already
> So I don't speak too much with her to not be a douchebag
> She's quiet and shy, I am too
> We don't speak too much because of that
> She leaves boyfriend (well, both take a time to think)
> We start too speak a little
> I'm to afraid to say anything to her, and I know that she doesn't feel the same way
> Weeks later, she and her boyfriend get back together
> I still love her
> She probably does not even care about my existence

Ah... fuck.

hugg

>you sound cute and you'll probably have a really nice relationship someday
kek

>tfw masturbated everyday since I was thirteen
>would just sit and jerk off until I couldn't anymore
It's not even pleasant, it's just like draining a cyst between my legs every several hours.

The only pleasure facet is the uneasy numbness that follows. I don't think I could ever enjoy sex with another person at this point, even with someone I care about.

>tfw no qt Sup Forums bf

>meet qt
>only saw her once
>got her phone number
>she already has a bf
>haven't talked to her ever since but can't stop thinking about her
>doesn't have Facebook or Twitter or whatever
How tf am I supposed to know when she's available

Should I just text her
I want to get to know her better
But I don't want to love someone who's unavailable again

Stop fapping for a week or more and then resume. Mangling your monkey like that just fucks up the nerves.
Jesus, I don't get people who get on long fapping chains. The only reason I ever fap daily is if I'm inundated with good porn.

Guys you know stoner chicks who where born in the early 90's have the most patrician taste, right?

those things will give you salmonella

>only saw her once
forget about her
tfw no weed

>already has a BF
If Chad Thundercock got to her first you're paying alimony underage
Women give out digits like they're candy

are you me?

See

>Chad Thundercock
Nah they are both art students

This is actually pretty spot on.