>be me 26 >on a vacation with my family in a big resort >too afraid to go to pools because I dont want to uncover my fat body from my shirt >watching all the day people having fun and gorgeous girls with typical chad bf and lurking on 4chin >typical chad comes around and says "look at him what an idiot he is on Sup Forums during his vacation" >his gf asks what is Sup Forums >a site for virgin anime liver faggots >his gf starts to laugh >"or maybe he is hunting those pokemons like a little kid"
Why is life so fucking unfair
Also feels thread if you want
Alexander Long
You should have sat on him OP
William Lewis
I am too afraid to even start to talk with anybody
Ayden Rivera
Who said anything about talking to him. The most noise you would have to make are a few moves and grunts while you get up off your ass. after that, you won't have to make a peep
Andrew Cox
What's an anime liver?
Jonathan Cook
Stop drinking mtn dew and eating Doritos and workout until ur not ashamed of ur body ,not that hard tbh
Jonathan Lee
Fuck off I pressed the wrong letter on my phone
Dominic Ramirez
its someone who is so delusional, they belief anime is irl, think of a kin-type, but for Sup Forums and not tumblr
Kevin Cox
I fucking hate miserable faggots like you user. You are the smith of your own life. You CAN lose weight, you CAN stop being pathetic and you also CAN get new hobbies and interests to get all qts to you.
If you are going to stay in that body and keep complaining that life is unfair, then better fucking kill yourself as soon as possible. You are wasting nutritions and oxygen on my planet
Matthew Phillips
pushups and sit ups dude i play pokemon ill have a gyarados and my girlfriend is hot as shit... just eat better and workout man
Aiden Brown
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Luis Perry
Whatever man, everybody is going to die
Brody Ross
I tried doing exercises I cant even breath after 2 minutes
Jordan Cook
work your fucking way up to 2 minutes man every day or every other day, just focus on how many you can do that week set up a routine then next week focus on getting 5 more push ups do a couple sets a day maybe 2 sets in the morning 2 sets at night don't have to start big man
Ethan Martinez
Thanks for lulz. If real, next time just stare at hot GF. Douchbags will be douchbag no matter what. It's the only thing they have going besides good looks. You should at least be a smart fat fuck that gets paid gloriously. If not, what are you waiting for?
Austin Cook
>revealing your Sup Forums power level in public Fucking sperglord
Xavier Bell
Wow, you are pathetic. You start small and get better ofc you're going to have a hard time in the beginning but if you keep at it then you'll be better. Faggot
Asher Wright
This guy gets it.
Tyler Clark
If you know you're fucked up go fix yourself.
"B-but im a fat fuck"
Stop eating like shit, go run outside and lift heavy things.
"b-but muh social anxiety"
No one said you had to talk to anyone to accomplish getting in shape. If you dont look like ass people will come to you. And after that, go volunteer or something and get social exposure, it'll wear away the awkwardness.
quit being a faggot OP
Daniel Powell
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Ayden Watson
samefag here
and if your cardio sucks keep working on it. it doesnt get better by not working on it.
I know because i started highschool like a weak bitch, then i man'd up and joined wrestling.
Aiden Richardson
it's too late
Matthew Flores
I'm muscular and can't take off my shirt because people will think I'm showing off.