Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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really should say new thread or something

just one link is gonna be really hard for people to find lad

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I'd rather not say. Like I said, I'm keeping all that behind me.
>Although I do remember you. We didn't talk much at all.

Heavens no. Just a cunt that posted, nothing more.

Ah, how old? I didn't know seizures should be expected at old age...

Yeah, nothing special in a wall. I'm just so surprised that I couldn't something like that when I was blind.

Hair Pie? Really? Are you even trying now, you Semenic Demonic demon?

Clammed

Eh, fuck you.

Doll claimed.
Shiro
I've just got up myself, probably gonna play some overwatch. What music you listening to?

Drake???
Fair enough I guess. It kinda rubs me the wrong way when people say you're special by default. Because everyone is pretty much.
Exactly, if you push yourself to the edge in one trait then I think you should be recognised as truly unique for that.

Makoto
>Well I'll leave the door open for ya anyway muffin
Exactly, it's like when me and Maki were talking about North Korea yesterday, the paragraphs we were writing were almost as long as the he's dead copypasta. Exactly, it's great if you're both passionate about something. It's why I like it when you talk about cars and bikes, because while I know nothing about that shit, you can see someone really get into something and learn a little bit in the meantime.
>Don't get me started

what, really?
i knew it!

id recognized an ethnic /animus/ dialect anywhere

if i became your friend would i ever get that name? im really interesting in reunited with an old/estranged poster

Drawthreads? Lolicon, Shotacon, Pokemon? Sfur, Gfur, Darfur? The Raven from Teen Titans threads that went on for a while?

Probably Craigslist in the m4m section. "Rich Chinese kid looking for someone, literally anyone at this point, I'm just so lonely" is the ad you should look for.

i feel like we kind of exhausted all dialog options for this conversation though

and i still dont know anything about you

i could talk about me if that helps?

His name is Boo.

aw man dont be like that
kanra is my waifu
also i was gonna post my newest list for /animus/ for you to look at but this place has a max 4mb limit

kinda crazy

Pond.cat mate

Whats up everyone?
I've only been awake for two hours and it has already been one of the more interesting days

*pomf.cat

I swear it was the fone

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Post it on animus. Kanra is a cunt and I'm glad his life is shitty now.

You want to? Ok then... When and where?

What's happened already? Yo

What happened?

>Well, if the offer is there... how could I resist~?
Precisely! But it's pretty tricky sometimes. Some people just don't seem to have anything that sparks those conversations, and it gets frustrated trying to find them. But it always just seems to be worth it when/if you finally find it!
>I just might. Tell me about it!

Like I said, before /animus/. And nope, that's a past I'm leaving there, and would rather not bring back.

Straight out Alice threads from week 1. Nowhere else.

What happened m8?

Mornin Syndra. Waking up with the gets I see.

>Off to mobile I go.

Ah, well right now I'm actually not listening to music, I was kinda planning on it. I'm watching this right now.
youtube.com/watch?v=aCwlVTl8Sjo

oh i thought you were just saying gibberish at me
thanks mate
im boo btw
from /animus/

a.pomf.cat/myertp.jpg

See, Fool isn't crazy. He brings you interesting people. New people. Fool is sane and does good.

Hey man
Well for example while I was walking my dog just now I saw a dude jump in front of a truck

Somewhere around 10-12. I can't recall exactly.
Good morning sunshine.
Nice trips.

holy shit i forgot how annoying captchas were for avatarfagging

i hope you understand that my curiosity literally wont be sated

this is probably gonna be a struggle

glhf

Anything else?

We'll just have to see.
youtube.com/watch?v=0h-QYVWwxCg
Oh.

So you didn't do it?

What happened to the dude? Did you record it? Will you post in a rekt thread?

Nowhere? Not even here?

I see Kaybe has found his rightful place at the top of the list.

Plumeria from the new pokemon sun / moon team skull.
can't wait to see the hentai pics she will get.

gonna try to sleep

ill probably be back later

see u guys

I'm guessing there's a lot of things like that you don't realise. Wood panelling is one I like to look at. How're you doing anyway Squid?

Better to say that than drag it on.
Yeah sure, go ahead.

Gotcha, cheers.

Heya Yuno.

Hi Syndra.

>I don't know, can you?
I know what you mean, sometimes it's best to let trails die and save the mental gymnastics of carrying on the conversation when it isn't clicking. Most people's tend to come out the more pressure you put about it but it is fun to learn more about hobbies and things you don't know much about.
>I thought we both already ranted about retail ha

Ah some creeps. I love those vids cuz you already know the answer.

Boo, have you seen Dusty around recently?

>That wasn't impressive enough
Well while I was walking my dog, all I did today, some girl was so scared of my dog she broke down crying
Yea that was something
I didn't record it lol, it was pretty unexpected. I think he wasn't dead because the truck driver did break and wasn't going that fast. I didnt really stick around to find out though, my dog can't really handle commotion well.
Whats up doll

Why the fuck was I giggling while watching this.
>Fire alarm went off
Nigger I'm scared.

Morning
So now im sunshine again?
Hello

You're dog is cursed, you should take him to the nearest synagogue

I was watching spooky stuff all night, you should do it with the little moonlight you have left.

Sleep tight, let the bed bugs bite if you're into that.

Nothing much, still in bed. Sounds like you've had an interesting day so far though.

Got much to do today?

Well, I made my obligatory animu posts for the month.

Sure. Considered calling you Iowa, but i don't think i'm quite in the mood for that today.

>Synagogue
No thanks jewboy
Yea it was pretty special, I think ive had my fair share of happening so I'm just gonna chill on the couch all day. You got some plans?

Yeah we have wood flooring at home here. I'm tired of looking at it. As of right now I'm a little spooked. I heard shiros thing and Then fire alarm goes off right after. I've lost my tiredness.

Aww you should have at least found out what happened to the guy. Checked if he's ok and such.

No but for real fire alarm went off. I'm too scared to check it out and no one woke up from it

Don't worry, go check it, I'll be watching you.

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Fuck no, I've had enough spooky shit happen to me in this house. Not enough to declare it haunted but enough for things to spook me if it does happen.

I'd like to live in a spook house.

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Nah not really, probably play some overwatch. What kinda dog do you have?

That sounds pretty spoopy, possible ghost hijinks/10. Maybe you should go check it out though.

Well it is the world's oldest profession.

Hey Kirino.

Well, that is interesting indeed.

Old doge, what kind are they?
>Mines 13.

Well I guess you'll learn to live with it.

That doesn't make much sense. These threads weren't around back then.

>No I can't~
But mental gymnastics are fun! They're just like an obstacle course for the mind! And simply completing it gets you first place!
>You say that like I couldn't complain more.

How ya doin?

>Furniture movers came early, I literally just sprinted up 13 flights of stairs. I'm breathing hard as fuck, but my legs surprisingly don't hurt.

A few things.
Mostly some outdoors work and kancolle event.
I don't think anyone is the mood for that.

Yea I probably should have but someone already called the alarm nummer, and people were swarming. So I just left
This town is quite close so I'll probably hear what happened soon
Nice, gotta love lazy days
Its a mechelse shepherd

The animus threads were.

Hello Doll.

Shiatsu.
For being called Iowa or calling you Iowa?
Either way, you're probably right.

Morning

>claimed

Isnt she from fire emblem awakening?
I remember marrying her on my first play through
I know, I'm just gonna chill now for the rest of the day.
You got any plans?

Im mostly fine.
Fell asleep in a shitty position and now everything hurts.
What are you up to besides becoming a boat?

It's pretty shitty. My friend lives in one. You got to ignore them for them to go away.

Too scared. Plus the fire alarm turned off so there was no actual fire

Someone must have called my alarm then. Small population? Hopefully the guy doesn't die

Many fire emblems but she's playable in awakening and fates.
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Damn I got hit hard by tiredness. I guess I'll go to sleep now. Later people.

She is, her name is Anna.

Yea it's a small town, see you later man

Yes, and I was in the threads that came BEFORE the animus threads.

You mean a shitzu?

Hey there cutie~

Go home, sleep, wake up, hope I can get the new lights for my bike, and then chill hopefully.

That sucks. Take a warm bath or shower, it'll help relax the muscles.

I like spooky things though. Goodnight.

The Alice threads?

What about this spooky guy?

Half keeping an eye on my dog. He had a seizure earlier and i'm worried about him.
Otherwise i was dicking around on starbound while listening to youtube.
Ehh yeah auto correct is being a jerk and i'm too lazy to fight it.
"Shih tzu" comes up as red and pushes it together, then tries to correct it.

Concrete jungle wet dream tomato
There's nothing you can't do
Here in New York (New York)

Those are some pretty lewd pictures you have of her.
I remember her being quite strong, I'm playing awaking again can't wait to recruit her again
Also are you new? Haven't seen you before on /waifu/
Sounds like a pretty good plan
Can't you just buy a bike light in a store?

Hi!
>not cute!

Yes.

Shoo~

Autocorrect a ghey. Luckily it's caught on to most of my common misspelled words that are intentional.

The light bulb, yes. But this is the fixture to plug into the housing. And on a bike this old, the no longer sell it. So I'm having my dads friend get one from the salvage yard.

So cute!
>You are fairly slippery to keep in a conversation with!

>Me neither
They can be fun! It's why logic puzzles are good. But if you were told first place wins a pile of elephant shit, you'd probably rather just quit than win.
Alright, let's go, retail jobs are cancer.
>Gotta go fast for those furniture men.

Yep, nice to just chill for a change. Cute doggo btw.

Ah what kind of outdoor work?
I was gonna use today to set up KanColle for myself, but Shiki said there was a lot of maintenance because of the event so it's probably fucked.

How're you doing Kirino?

Fair enough then, though I would've liked to see you fight a demon.

Now that's a spook boy, but tarantulas are pretty cool.

I usually like it. Just once in a while it decides to pick a fight with actual words that aren't strictly english.

Not cute!
>what do you mean?

Yeah, could be better. But what can I do.
Just editing a video.
Yourself?

>Old bike
Why do you have such an old bike man, also I'm not sure if it's only where I live but can't you buy a temporary light?
What do you usually do then?
Thanks he can be quite the handful though

Lol you are all faggots go kill yourselves and make the world a better place.

You first

thats homophobic ;-;

Fair enough.
What video are you editing?
Pretty good, really need to get up though. Got anything planned for the day?

Not that much to be honest, but life always has a way of making things hectic.
Yeah, but doggos are more than worth it.

That's probuably a good idea.
>starbound
I heard there is a new update, should probuably get it again.
I need to deal with some apples over at my house and then im going to my neighbours to help him fix some things.
Yes, this might be a tricky time, servers are down for update.

Rory-sama claimed.

>Oh? Something you'd care to say~?
Hmmm, that's true. But I've never encountered a prize like that. Worst is maybe a cheap plastic Chinese wind up you.
I love it when the cashiers call me for something on ebt, and it's like, some ghetto person on a brand new iPhone trying to get the most expensive brand name stuff, when it very clearly states a brand that they can get. Like, how do you confuse store brand whole milk with fucking expensive soy milk?!
>and building is all done. Time to relax till I get off.

I love it, and it's very rare that it annoys me. But when it does, I generally have to retype what I want up to 4 times before it takes a hint.

Cuuuute!
>You always seem to vanish after a few posts!

Because it's a classic, I absolutely adore the look of it, it's VERY fast, and it was cheap!
>It's a 1992 ZX11
>Pic is it
And I could, but I've got a temporary one in there right now.

>Makoto

Just some MGS V stuff. Nothing special, really, just something to keep me occupied.
Well, it's 10:30pm, can't really do much now, but I'll probably be going shooting tomorrow.

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Yeah. The story is better, but they also fucked with a lot of things there weren't broken.
It's odd. Feels quite different from when i used to play it a couple years back. Can't say it's all good, but i like the genre on whole enough to overlook some design choices i disagree with.
Yeah, pretty much.
Hello Chen.

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I either get distracted waiting for you to reply or fall asleep. I'm sorry.
>not even cute!

I remember one time I was heading to work at 4:30 AM and my headlight cut out. In winter. Raining. No streetlights. In a 70 mph zone.
>all I had were my highbeams
>it was spooky as fuck

I know the feeling heh, for example I wasn't planning on doing much today but the universe though different of it
Definitely, you have a doggo?
Whats up Rory, how are you?
I feel so stupid atm, I understood it as a bicycle
It now makes a bit more sense to me, however I don't know a lot of motorcycles
So I cant really help you with this
>Very cool bike though

>doggos
>worth anything
>mfw

Dogs are pretty tasty
They are my favorite snack
For rears they be herra tasry

No need to say sorry! I was just curious because it was fairly consistent.
>Easily distracted cutie~

Wew, at least you had those! My entire tail lights were out, since the lighting to the brake light part was shorting, it blew the fuse for the entire back lights. I was riding at midnight on a black bike, wearing black, with NO tail lights. So unless people were paying attention, I could've got rear ended easily.
>Provided they could keep up with my fast ass.

Lol, probably because everyone but me and Rory always mean bicycle here. And it's fine, no help needed! I'll be getting the replacement today hopefully, and I'll be looking into the possibility of getting LEDs for it at some point.
>Thanks, I'm proud of this bike for working as well as it does for being 24 years old.

I'm easily distracted by you~

Is that because you like being called cute so much, you cutie~?

Also probably because for me it didn't make sense to think of a motorcycle
Ah well it's fine
>24 years old
Damn that's pretty old and it looks like it's in good shape.

Huh?! Thats not what I meant!
I'm drawn to your cuteness

>gotta go to classes

Im pretty tired. Got done with a lot of MWO playing. A short day at work tomorrow for me though.
My bike had a problem with the rear brake light doing the same thing. Good thing I got an early recall notice.