So, i have 1 hour to burn and the abbo thread from earlier made me want to make a CIV thread, anyone bored enough to get into this?
>we are the ancient tribe of the black dots (first reply decides the name of the tribe) >currently 13 people, 10 males, 3 females >population decreased drastically since the river thing time ago >the tribe has lived on this land for generations >40.000 years, we invented the mighty stick >leader is brown dot, he has a fancy hat and he holds the mighty stick, also he's 1 point smarter than the rest of the tribe (second reply decides leader's name) >our tribe lived here since ancient times, we don't know whats south of the river, or if the forest in the north ever ends >some black dots went to explore generations ago but we dont have any way to keep records so that knowledge was forgotten >there are some berries and some rocks in our territory, and we ocassionaly kill some animal that stumbles here by accident >some fishes in the river, nobody knows how to catch them. Might be magical >sleep under the trees, sometimes birds poop on tribe, we don't know how to catch bird, might be magical
first one to get 3 votes, or dubs decides what the tribe does
Connor Howard
the slavshit tribe
Jackson Hughes
leader ivan ivanov ivanovsky
Christopher Campbell
the 3 females are raped by all the guys till impregnated and left to be breed another day
Charles Jackson
>Status:
>population: 13 males:10 females: 3 leader: ivan ivanov ivanovsky
>resources: none >technology: none
>we are the slavshit tribe >our main activity is squatting under the trees telling stories of the mighty adidas >leader says he descends from a long line of ivans, squats like there's no tomorrow
Luis Allen
Gather leafs and sticks in the forest to pretend we are civilized
Justin Nelson
reroll
Lucas Stewart
also picture of leader, we are niggers with russian names due to lack of players the first option to get a vote wins
Adam Howard
Rape the 3 women.
Camden Ramirez
Build statue to the stick from feces
Christopher Wright
This
Nolan Wilson
vote
Grayson Richardson
Make a turnament, winner gets to breed all them chicks
Henry Scott
The mighty adidas is our god
Caleb Ward
Dig a large hole to use a public toilet
Bentley Stewart
roll
Lucas Johnson
I vote we tie all the woman to crosses and let the buzzards eat them. 1/3
Josiah Lopez
Vote
If this is dubs them a male dies during the rape
Joshua Gomez
vote 2/3
Grayson Gray
Yes
James Kelly
Pick up rocks and use them to cut down trees. Use wood from trees to build axe with a penis shaped handle.
Leo Howard
vote
Hunter Butler
I say we rape the women again
Ryan Nguyen
3/3
Justin Ward
winrar, we pretend we are civilized then we rape the women
>breeding season starts today >great leader has an idea, all tribe prepares a ceremony for the females >we gather leafs from the forest to dress the she-slavs >make ceremonial dresses, females look 6/10 >oonga.boonga >tribe members wants to make more sticks, leader stops them to protect the status quo >females shall be treated well and be recogniced as valuable members of the tribe today >but basic instinct kicks in, breeding season has started >whole tribe starts breeding the females, tribe fights for the holes >females get every hole filled, sometimes with more that 1 oonga boonga in the same hole
Gavin Watson
Rape the women until OP shows up
Eli Cruz
Only the pregnant one. Having children is a sin among our tribe
John Rogers
Set fire to the berry bushes
Tyler Lewis
cont
>population: 12 males: 10 females: 2 cuck: 1
>ceremonial dresses are ripped apart >1 females dies in the intercourse >great chief Ivan blames Igor >Igor is will take the place of the female until a new female is born >Igor now has the title of "cuck"
Carson Smith
GOD DAMN IT CHUCK!
Adrian Morales
A UFO arrives and the Aliens make Bongo.bongo with the Females and the next Generation will be super intelligent Nuclear Reactor +1.
Nicholas Powell
Cheked
Connor Roberts
Rape the UFO
Gabriel Russell
fucking trips, will have to do it
Elijah Cruz
Bump for Dick in gas hole.
Andrew Ramirez
Rape some rocks together to make a golem woman. Then rape her
Tyler Martin
keep the thread alive faggots
Chase Morgan
checked
Nathan Phillips
Vote
Robert Hughes
bump for a chainsaw and Lumberjacks
Kevin Martin
One man rapes the fire
Jose Foster
>after the breeding ceremony is finished great thing comes from the sky >green tribe comes out of thing from the sky >must be envoys of the great Adidas >green people from the sky run to tribe >the messengers of great Adidas are armed with great dongs >aliens start raping the whole tribe >leader runs away
(cont)
Parker Ward
Pic related happens, then entire tribe is eaten and we are now a tribe of aliens.
Cooper Moore
They develop better weapons
Christian Taylor
>visitors leave after great raping >all tribe is pregnant except for leader >Leader Ivan says he was chosen by the great Adidas to lead tribe on their pregnancies >crossbreeding will lead to a better future for next generations of the tribe
Jayden Myers
checked
Luis Ross
bump for Ivan
Carson Parker
checked dubs
Wyatt Morgan
>pregnant tribe is suddenly smarter >they manage to gather more sticks and add rocks to them >a whole new world of possibilities opens >tribe has ideas for different sitck-rock things >leader can do nothing to stop it >Cuck says something about dividing a thing called atoms >everybody tells cuck to shut up cuz' he's a fag >females don't get the right to have stick-rock things >suddenly tribe becomes concerned of our only source of food burning
Jack Evans
Try to save the berries by throwing dirt at the bushes. The fire estinguishes but the berries are burried under the soil. After a week of famine new bushes start to sproud out of the ground. Agriculture is discovered
Wyatt Bailey
eat cooked bushes eat cuck
Nolan Bell
A rape party
Connor Collins
OP here, just waiting for votes. I also liked the idea of raping the rocks
Colton Bailey
roll
Gavin Evans
irrigation from river. retrieving few unburned berries and create a field of controlled food
Grayson Wright
checked
Gavin Williams
A new village appears. We rape them
Aiden Williams
Reroll
Christopher Perez
suddenly a Piratship appears it brings Pirats and there Captain Captain Harambe he wants to join the Tribe with his whole crew
Ayden Lopez
I second that. Let's get this pathetic civ off the ground
Juan Price
We rape the berry sprouts
Christopher James
make stone tools hoes for growing shovels to dig axe for wood >discovering- - -??????
Joshua Roberts
reroll
Joseph Ramirez
our niggas are getting smarter
>whole tribe rushes to the berries >tribe starts throwing dirt at the bushes to try to stinguish the fire >all tribe except for females and cuck, their place is in the kitchen, or at least will be when we invent the kitchen >leader doesn't wants to be forgoten so he rushes too despite not knowing what the fuck he's doing >leader is now the dumbest member of the tribe
Lincoln Thomas
victory
Bentley Scott
checked op
Josiah Nguyen
A billager finds a dog. He rape dog. Man best friens \_( ^ , ^)_/
Jaxon Clark
what's the grey on the right? one pilgrim investigation
Austin Barnes
god no
Jaxson Diaz
working on those for next part
Blake Kelly
those are rocks
Owen Morales
checked
Hudson Howard
build farms and shelter rape leader and impregnate with alien intelligence
Bentley White
Village sends out ivan to find more village. If win double woman pop. Triple man pop +5 children and 3 goat
Asher Phillips
Sergej used his tool to throw dirt on the fire because his intelligence. He threw the most dirt at the bushes and saved the tribe We vote him to our new leader. Ivan is now a beta male
Ian Mitchell
We rape the woman and children and 1 goat
Aaron Robinson
what are rocks? can we break them with tools and see what's inside?
Gabriel Collins
witnessed
Ethan Harris
build a Towncenter with the new Tools
Samuel Baker
draw a giant sign on the ground that says "cancer"
Christian Cruz
Viĺlage create swimming pool with 6 laps rows. Nice. We rape a woman in pool
Liam Wood
>the fire is succesfuly stinguished but only 3 bushes are saved >the rest of the place looks different, something might happen later >suddenly a strange thing comes from the river >big creature that looks too similar to our people comes out of wooden thing >Ivan hopes it's no more envoys from great Adidas >hairy nigger presents himself as captain Harambe >rest of people that came from the wooden thing takes their dicks out for captain Harambe >says they are pirates, all of them lacks an eye and have a wooden leg >10 of them + harambe >pirates want to join tribe >tribe is low on resources and with a lot of pregnants
we let them in?
William Jackson
block off the river to stop it from flowing
Ethan Peterson
OP here checked, will come in next update we could checked
Jaxson Smith
let them in
Adrian Williams
let them join ship has food
Aiden Diaz
Yes. Nigger inbreeding lowers racial purity. -40 intelligence and +70 aggression to tribe
Joshua Collins
got it, working on next update
Brayden Perez
with the New Goats and Berries i say let them join the Tribe we Need some strong guys
Mason Allen
Pirates are actually Jewish, they go into the forest hoping to find a messiah to Lynch. They practice their crucifixion skills of the the leader in the mean time
Ryder Lewis
Reverse big bang if trips. Everything becomes nothing.
Jason Baker
Pool's closed, due to AIDS
Andrew Cox
The tribe learns from the pirates (because they build their ship) that trees can chopped down in order to use their wood as a crafting material
Luis Powell
...
Robert Sanchez
The rocks to the east are actually rock people
Nathan Lee
reroll
Xavier Reed
Add big ass diving board to the shallow end of the pool. For fishing. Because we're niggers now. Also rape Ivan
Angel Powell
>in order to get accepted captain harambe offers to share his treasure with the tribe >treasure is food, a new fruit called bananas, and a marvelous invention captain harambe calls fried chicken >tribe now loves harambe >harambe is new leader >ivan is not important anymore >ivan is only above the women and cuck >cuck is the last one, because he's a fag >old leader ivan is sent away on a mission to find more village >with pirates comes new ideas, soon the whole tribe starts building a new structure to contain water and swim called "pool" >cuck asks why would the tribe need that having a river just a few feet away >everyone tells cuck to shut up cuz' he's a fag >being the less useful of the tribe the women and cuck spend the time looking at the rocks