So, i have 1 hour to burn and the abbo thread from earlier made me want to make a CIV thread...

So, i have 1 hour to burn and the abbo thread from earlier made me want to make a CIV thread, anyone bored enough to get into this?

>we are the ancient tribe of the black dots (first reply decides the name of the tribe)
>currently 13 people, 10 males, 3 females
>population decreased drastically since the river thing time ago
>the tribe has lived on this land for generations
>40.000 years, we invented the mighty stick
>leader is brown dot, he has a fancy hat and he holds the mighty stick, also he's 1 point smarter than the rest of the tribe (second reply decides leader's name)
>our tribe lived here since ancient times, we don't know whats south of the river, or if the forest in the north ever ends
>some black dots went to explore generations ago but we dont have any way to keep records so that knowledge was forgotten
>there are some berries and some rocks in our territory, and we ocassionaly kill some animal that stumbles here by accident
>some fishes in the river, nobody knows how to catch them. Might be magical
>sleep under the trees, sometimes birds poop on tribe, we don't know how to catch bird, might be magical

first one to get 3 votes, or dubs decides what the tribe does

the slavshit tribe

leader ivan ivanov ivanovsky

the 3 females are raped by all the guys till impregnated and left to be breed another day

>Status:

>population: 13
males:10
females: 3
leader: ivan ivanov ivanovsky

>resources: none
>technology: none

>we are the slavshit tribe
>our main activity is squatting under the trees telling stories of the mighty adidas
>leader says he descends from a long line of ivans, squats like there's no tomorrow

Gather leafs and sticks in the forest to pretend we are civilized

reroll

also picture of leader, we are niggers with russian names
due to lack of players the first option to get a vote wins

Rape the 3 women.

Build statue to the stick from feces

This

vote

Make a turnament, winner gets to breed all them chicks

The mighty adidas is our god

Dig a large hole to use a public toilet

roll

I vote we tie all the woman to crosses and let the buzzards eat them.
1/3

Vote

If this is dubs them a male dies during the rape

vote
2/3

Yes

Pick up rocks and use them to cut down trees. Use wood from trees to build axe with a penis shaped handle.

vote

I say we rape the women again

3/3

winrar, we pretend we are civilized
then we rape the women

>breeding season starts today
>great leader has an idea, all tribe prepares a ceremony for the females
>we gather leafs from the forest to dress the she-slavs
>make ceremonial dresses, females look 6/10
>oonga.boonga
>tribe members wants to make more sticks, leader stops them to protect the status quo
>females shall be treated well and be recogniced as valuable members of the tribe today
>but basic instinct kicks in, breeding season has started
>whole tribe starts breeding the females, tribe fights for the holes
>females get every hole filled, sometimes with more that 1 oonga boonga in the same hole

Rape the women until OP shows up

Only the pregnant one. Having children is a sin among our tribe

Set fire to the berry bushes

cont

>population: 12
males: 10
females: 2
cuck: 1

>ceremonial dresses are ripped apart
>1 females dies in the intercourse
>great chief Ivan blames Igor
>Igor is will take the place of the female until a new female is born
>Igor now has the title of "cuck"

GOD DAMN IT CHUCK!

A UFO arrives and the Aliens make Bongo.bongo with the Females and the next Generation will be super intelligent
Nuclear Reactor +1.

Cheked

Rape the UFO

fucking trips, will have to do it

Bump for Dick in gas hole.

Rape some rocks together to make a golem woman. Then rape her

keep the thread alive faggots

checked

Vote

bump for a chainsaw and Lumberjacks

One man rapes the fire

>after the breeding ceremony is finished great thing comes from the sky
>green tribe comes out of thing from the sky
>must be envoys of the great Adidas
>green people from the sky run to tribe
>the messengers of great Adidas are armed with great dongs
>aliens start raping the whole tribe
>leader runs away

(cont)

Pic related happens, then entire tribe is eaten and we are now a tribe of aliens.

They develop better weapons

>visitors leave after great raping
>all tribe is pregnant except for leader
>Leader Ivan says he was chosen by the great Adidas to lead tribe on their pregnancies
>crossbreeding will lead to a better future for next generations of the tribe

checked

bump for Ivan

checked dubs

>pregnant tribe is suddenly smarter
>they manage to gather more sticks and add rocks to them
>a whole new world of possibilities opens
>tribe has ideas for different sitck-rock things
>leader can do nothing to stop it
>Cuck says something about dividing a thing called atoms
>everybody tells cuck to shut up cuz' he's a fag
>females don't get the right to have stick-rock things
>suddenly tribe becomes concerned of our only source of food burning

Try to save the berries by throwing dirt at the bushes. The fire estinguishes but the berries are burried under the soil. After a week of famine new bushes start to sproud out of the ground.
Agriculture is discovered

eat cooked bushes
eat cuck

A rape party

OP here, just waiting for votes. I also liked the idea of raping the rocks

roll

irrigation from river. retrieving few unburned berries and create a field of controlled food

checked

A new village appears. We rape them

Reroll

suddenly a Piratship appears it brings Pirats and there Captain
Captain Harambe he wants to join the Tribe with his whole crew

I second that. Let's get this pathetic civ off the ground

We rape the berry sprouts

make stone tools
hoes for growing
shovels to dig
axe for wood
>discovering- - -??????

reroll

our niggas are getting smarter

>whole tribe rushes to the berries
>tribe starts throwing dirt at the bushes to try to stinguish the fire
>all tribe except for females and cuck, their place is in the kitchen, or at least will be when we invent the kitchen
>leader doesn't wants to be forgoten so he rushes too despite not knowing what the fuck he's doing
>leader is now the dumbest member of the tribe

victory

checked op

A billager finds a dog. He rape dog. Man best friens \_( ^ , ^)_/

what's the grey on the right?
one pilgrim investigation

god no

working on those for next part

those are rocks

checked

build farms and shelter
rape leader and impregnate with alien intelligence

Village sends out ivan to find more village. If win double woman pop. Triple man pop +5 children and 3 goat

Sergej used his tool to throw dirt on the fire because his intelligence.
He threw the most dirt at the bushes and saved the tribe
We vote him to our new leader. Ivan is now a beta male

We rape the woman and children and 1 goat

what are rocks?
can we break them with tools and see what's inside?

witnessed

build a Towncenter with the new Tools

draw a giant sign on the ground that says "cancer"

Viĺlage create swimming pool with 6 laps rows. Nice. We rape a woman in pool

>the fire is succesfuly stinguished but only 3 bushes are saved
>the rest of the place looks different, something might happen later
>suddenly a strange thing comes from the river
>big creature that looks too similar to our people comes out of wooden thing
>Ivan hopes it's no more envoys from great Adidas
>hairy nigger presents himself as captain Harambe
>rest of people that came from the wooden thing takes their dicks out for captain Harambe
>says they are pirates, all of them lacks an eye and have a wooden leg
>10 of them + harambe
>pirates want to join tribe
>tribe is low on resources and with a lot of pregnants

we let them in?

block off the river to stop it from flowing

OP here
checked, will come in next update
we could
checked

let them in

let them join
ship has food

Yes. Nigger inbreeding lowers racial purity. -40 intelligence and +70 aggression to tribe

got it, working on next update

with the New Goats and Berries i say let them join the Tribe we Need some strong guys

Pirates are actually Jewish, they go into the forest hoping to find a messiah to Lynch. They practice their crucifixion skills of the the leader in the mean time

Reverse big bang if trips. Everything becomes nothing.

Pool's closed, due to AIDS

The tribe learns from the pirates (because they build their ship) that trees can chopped down in order to use their wood as a crafting material

...

The rocks to the east are actually rock people

reroll

Add big ass diving board to the shallow end of the pool. For fishing. Because we're niggers now. Also rape Ivan

>in order to get accepted captain harambe offers to share his treasure with the tribe
>treasure is food, a new fruit called bananas, and a marvelous invention captain harambe calls fried chicken
>tribe now loves harambe
>harambe is new leader
>ivan is not important anymore
>ivan is only above the women and cuck
>cuck is the last one, because he's a fag
>old leader ivan is sent away on a mission to find more village
>with pirates comes new ideas, soon the whole tribe starts building a new structure to contain water and swim called "pool"
>cuck asks why would the tribe need that having a river just a few feet away
>everyone tells cuck to shut up cuz' he's a fag
>being the less useful of the tribe the women and cuck spend the time looking at the rocks

nice zero dubs

check em