Be me 19

>Be me 19
>Have pic related
>Always leave it on my desk it fits in with other weeb shit i own
>Live at home alone with mom
>She never thought anything of it
>Tell her I will be gone until Monday and left last night
>Came home just now to grab something mother is already at work
>Notice pic related missing from my desk
>Find it in my mothers bathroom
AMA

How does it taste?

Why the fuck do you have a retarded looking dildo you fucking retard?

1. grab this thing
2. tell her that "you could have helped"
3. ???
4. profit

I am not tasting it. It smells like anti-bacterial soap at least she cleaned it...

Is that a Day of the Tentacle dildo, from the old Lucasarts point and click adventure game??

No, its just one from the bad dragon website.

Ask her if she enjoyed it.

...

post pics of mom

we're county on you op

Bump

Done

United States

OP is not a faggot.

another childhood memory soiled

send her a pic of the tentical so she knows what your talking about

>leaves dildo around house
>surprised when mom uses it

You were a child when that came out? ...

Kek

zsdsfsddsf

12.......which i still count as a child

dfsdfd

Why does your mother have her own designated bathroom?

Poorfag detected

bullshit. bullshit bullshit bullshit

Master bedroom retard

Master bedroom, master bathroom.

sending her pic

QUAD DUBS
WITNESSED

>first time you texted your mom
Ok

sdsadads

Fucking quaddubs don't lie

Cleared chat because she asked for my drivers ID for insurance reasons

Those are dub dubs..

faggo

newfag

Did you newfags really just start some "quaddubs"? Gtfo holy shit

Dubdubdubs*
That's quaddubs faggot
Dubquads would be XXXXYYYY

are you a femanon? why have dildo in 1st place

>99
>11
>77
>88
Looks like quad dubs to me

No youre the newcancer
>le xD see wat did der m8
hurr durr newcancer Chec itz xD

no quad dubs would be XXXXYY

only the last numbers count you fucking retard

Taking a minute to send, over on my data

Not him but my mother stinks of rotten ass and dead pussy. NOBODY steps in her fucking bathroom, and WE take the shower's bathroom.

Very much lurking, I was to see what their mom has to say about it

wtf? move out

bullshit again. so much bullshit. op is so full of shit his eyes are Brown.

No, XXXXYY, better written as YYYYZZ is quads to dubs, quads dubs is WWXXYYZZ.

no they're dubadubadubdubs

I genuinely hat all of you. Im only posting because i want moms caught red handed reaction. And for op to bang her.

"Mom cell"
Okay fag

+1

>this new

But that would be WWXXYYZZWWXXYYZZ

Awesome I needed a hat thanks user

Hey, fuck you.

Kek

>femanon
>using bad dragon dildo

Oh that's rich

Hey buddy, relax. Let's just see where this goes.

She might've just cleaned it because she knows you are a slob and knows what it's for.

I wonder how long this will take to turn into a mom son incest story where you just so happen to be a god at sex even though you're a virgin.

My mom tells me that all the time

Is this supposed to be an insult to people with brown eyes?

I am a guy, legit faggot. Still no response she probably doesn't know what to say.

She probably still doesn't know what it is

post pic of mom. this has become a must now

she was probably just cleaning it for you since she knows you leave it up onyour desk and probably doesnt trust you clean the poop off

Is your mom hot?

>NOBODY steps into her bathroom
>found dildo in mothers bathroom
OP IS FAG
LET'S LEAVE EVERYBODY

Poo is brown

If you are really full of it it will be up to your eyes

Post pic of you using it

>not him
>not him
>not him

>poo

I see you have the reading comprehension skills of a three year old.

>Just got a call from Mom
>Said she was sorry and didn't expect me to be back
>Ask why I had to open the door
> get on the floor and everybody walk the dinosaur

Why choose the tentacle of all things?

Its light and natural.

Can't you read?

Not a reason

Not OP, it might be because it passes for a toy from a game or a novel and not a dildo.

you see OP is a massive faggot, but in the closet and a weeb too.

Clearly it didn't, plus it literally takes one touch and look to recognize it.
Would OP really be so foolish to have expected this to work?

I hide my dildos properly.

No, that's two.

In your ass?

Whenever possible, yes.

Post a reply from her and a pic of her OP...thread is dying.

i have pic related right on my desk

mum hasn't said anything yet but im sure she's wierded out.

Yes he is foolish, and have a fantasy of getting caught or called out on his faggotery, ending up losing virginity, by any means possible, even incest.

kek
childrens squabble

are..... are you for real?

please fellow user
for the love of god and my researches in human individuals, post a pic of yourself

Or for his mum to turn him into the girl he always wanted to be

OP post pictures of your chastity cage

quad dubs in the flesh

>cousin used to hide hers in a shoe box.
>her sister was going out and she wanted to borrow shoes
>cousin is so lazy and stupid she told her to get them by herself
>sister can't find one specific pair she wants to borrow, yells for help
>cousin still won't get up and help
>aunt scolds her for being messy goes to help her other daughter in her quest
>aunt finds it
>it has detachable parts, so my aunt does not recognize it's purpose, takes it in her hand and examines it carefully for a few seconds
>the cackling was heard in the next county

I guess some people are really dumb about dildo storage.

this isnt the weirdest thing about ur desk

yes, please, and a pic of asshole to confirm homosexuality.

You posted that on Sup Forums /edc/ right?

My parents found my shit too when I was retarded and trusted them

Oh well no grandkids for them so i guess we are even now

I'd be very surprised if anything surprised your mom at this point

Op here no response from mother yet not posting a pic because they are all on her Facebook. Letting the thread die

what do you mean?
ok this is me
i know.
yea damn right i did
true but still
its a horse dick.
normies dont understand furry stuff

given your computer wallpaper, collar and squeeze bottle of cum lube I've got to agree that the giant horse cock may not be the weirdest thing on your desk