OFFICIAL ORIOLES @ WHITE SOX GAME THREAD

Game's already started, didn't see a thread.

This happens literally every time I make a thread, fuck me. Go here

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Fuck that, this one's better.

More posts here. Staying here

That thread is the senpai though

But I am the senpai desu.

rbo pls

Welp time to see which'll be the bigger mess, the Rio ceremonies, or the White Sox. Bonus : suicide squad also opens tonight.

>yfw its still the sox

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I guarantee we make more of an embarrassing spectacle that you lot tonight

You guys are over .500, I kinda doubt it.

I highly doubt that.

Unless migo knows some deep dark secret about you guys.

Welp so much for that

>watching movies
fuck off normie

opening ceremony was pretty meh. 10 minutes about fucking global warming too, fucking Sup Forums shit in my olympics

Solo dinger you are my greatest ally

We're confused by parks that aren't ours, and tend to do underwhelming vs struggling teams.
Except the Padres.
Because...well damn

He was implying the thread is gonna be dead because the nornies are doin something else than shitposting on an imageboard dedicated to Taiwanese Cave Paintings.

It was actually implying suicide squad is gonna suck too, not as bad as us though

Migo pls

Dangit Migo

>Saladman

Welp

Goooooo Orioles

What a shitshow

Ok never mind
They're in full ART mode tonight

As expected

I don't even know what to say.

Sox manage to outsuck the 7-1 Olympics disaster and Suicide "19% on rotten tomatoes" Squad.

This is actually not surprising.

Jesus

Chris Davis is being a fuckboy oh my god

Jesus fucking Christ Davis what is wrong with you

Well that was shit. Couldn't take advantage.

>orioles feel sorry for the Sox
>try to gift them runs
>they still can't score

It's art
The whos fans are literally rooting for art like retards

>72 pitches

It's like he's an Orioles pitcher or something

This Sanchez/Saladino duo in the infield is fucking wretched.

poor gonzo :(

Damn it migo...

Is Abroo back?

I wonder what his favorite Chinese cartoon is

Holy crap josavior another one!

At least we won't be shut out

Lamborghini-man cut this shit out

'no'

Well avishit continues his reign of terror after feeding on the rooks

Avi bless. Continues to produce and should get regular ab's since we aren't making the post season

I disagree

only 4 months too late abreu you fucking shit

Rude. Hitters have slumps. It's what they do.

When they play for us.

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Can never have enough dingers

>kahnle

Bringing him in in the first place is basically the same thing as forfeiting

>CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

Ryan "Weegee" Flaherty

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>giving up a hit to dioshit
clearly this bullpen is not as elite as I was led to believe

>getting shelled this badly

Oh it was O'Day

wew

GO WHOZ

ayyyyy

>oreos

wew

NAVARRO WHY

>donuts
>"i want to be a starting catcher"

Kevin Gregg tier line from O'Day
>0.1 IP 2 H 3 ER 2 BB 0 K

I don't know if I've ever mentioned this but I really hope navarro kills himself

I just hope Britton decides to be good the way tonight's gone

it's such a waste for britton to pitch for baltimore

4 strike out inning coming

Gulp

How does a team start the year 20-8 and by August are 8 games under.500? Pathetic. This team doesn't deserve fans. If you're a Who's fan, you are a C U C K

Gg who's
Be nice to MiGo pls

3 strikeouts and a groundout.

Is there anything more Britton than that?

I love how even the Who's announcers are like, "that sinker is not hittable, what the fuck."

>calling the check swing himself
>not going to replay for this

wow, thanks ump.

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Ok friend

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