Waifu claiming thread.
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>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Penny Claim!
It's fine, no biggie really.
When I fall asleep is rather unpredictable at best. Sometimes I'll get home and be out, other times I'll be up till like, 10 or later.
I think if I came up with a rough design, you'll probably like it.
I'm starting to think that may be a bit true, considering how many people I like/like me...
>I don't know how I feel about it though.
FoxGun.
>Wew bike was getting really hot on the ride home.
>I'm for sure getting a better handle on it now, it doesn't feel like such a landbarge now.
Ah. Beat me by a literal second. Oh well. I was afk, apologies for being slow.
SLOW
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Claimed.
Cat snuggling, feelsgoodman
It was about 10 hours later than now, time difference and such.
I guess he wasn't you because he wasn't really animal friendly
>Claim
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If it was the "I'd throw your dog out the window" that was me.
Holy shit Black Lagoon extras? I need yo watch those Black Lagoon was like my 3rd favorite anime, its /k/ as fuck dude.
>TFW you will never have those sweet sexy inox 92FS'
Fug.
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Literally you.
Howdy, Slavhank.
Galil, I gotta question. In the Upotte!! universe, would gun laws have developed differently?
I'd suppose that if you were a gun, you'd be allowed to own yourself.But I'm not a lawyer or anything.
Yeah same
>Fuckin love Black Lagoon
>Ghost In The Shell and Black Lagoon are my two favourite animes at the moment.
>Mmm dem 92FS
>Guns Are People Too.
Fuck every lazy turd in this thread.
>From the other thread
I think I'm gonna watch it, everyone seems to love it
Will you show us when it's done?
Well then fuck you :^)
>It was crowded and I was sleepy so I wondered
Any plans for the day?
Hey mercy
God damn
I'm not baking anymore unless this ISP implements some method to renew IP.
First
;^) OK.
Im probably just going to chill all day, I don't feel very good.
>Tsun Yun can't handle the bantz
I'll just pull the 'im a newfag' excuse again.
>Eagles doing corkscrews
Delicous. And ya, pretty much.
The design? Of course!
Afraid of bans?
What a pussy.
Nope
>TFW someone on /k/ has made a bunch of "AK sucks lel" threads
Why.
Yeah its pretty great.
>The spooky stories one was probably my second favourite.
>Not using a VPN or a dynamic IP
>PLEB :^]
>WHO THE FUCK?!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Ak = glock for spuds
I kid, I kid.
I'm talking more about control laws. How fucking different would LA be if they were forced to acknowledge weapons as people? Also, I'm still confused about the nature of it. Is Galil the anthropomorphic embodiment of every Galil of her particular type, or does each and every one have its own soul nigh identical?
If only.
>lay in bed with Enfield, talk shit about Huns
>talk about how they used to be redpilled, based as fuck and they're now a nation of cucks
Yes please.
Claimed. So how are you guys doin', this fine evening?
Top tier
Aquila > I-26 > Warspite
You're the massive pussive.
Anyway, right now you hold the tools to become the most hated user once again, all you have to do is delet this.
Find me a free VPN that doesn't get insta banned on Sup Forums.
I had dynamic IP my whole life and feel like it's something everyone should have in 2016, but this fiber connection service simply doesn't have it.
I don't know, I'm too dumb for this and its time for drinking, not for thinking.
Can't you just turn your router off and back on?My old one let me do that to change IP.
>I want me a qt3.14 Slav AK with that Ukraine accent
>Talk about how much better things were during Cold War times and how much more she would've been used.
>Talk about how I like to handle her grip if ya know what I mean.
I use to run a vpn that Avira gave me for free, now I just don't bother.
>Tfw Dynamic IP ftw.
AK isn't very qt3.14 tbh.
I feel like since they're suppose to be human in a sense, that they would be... born? But like, each one would naturally have its own quirks and styles and stuff and maybe you could adopt a gun.
I think they might end up making a law that you can't OWN a gun, but if you befriend them you can use them and stuff?
>Alice claimed
What is /waifu/ going to have for lunch/supper today?
No frills, plain and hardworking.
That's a good Kalashnikov.
Pin Head claimed.
Drinking time is also thinking time. Rum makes me really thinky.
>I will never fiddle with RPK's magazine and tease her about it
>I will never grab Elle by the tiddies
>I will never cuddle MP5A2 and tell her it's okay that she doesn't do well at penetration versus armored targets or cover
>I will never H&K slap any of the H&K girls
W H Y
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Y
This
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>MFW I can only imagine what my guns might look like
>MFW pistols are probably like small children.
That's pretty cute.
>She's all business too
>Now I wanna watch more of Upotte
ITT: Guys who want kawaii anthroguns
Fuck of weaboo, don't desecrate a KV-2 like that
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Haven't even had breakfast yet though. But probably hotdogs for lunch and dinner
>Supper
Who says supper and isn't over the age of 60?Even my great grandma said dinner and she was over 90.
Yeah but I like my gun to work and be a qt.
AHM DIRTY DAN
Would an MP5/10 be like MP5s buff twin?What the fuck would AN94 be?AS VAL/VSS?Would an HK slap just be slapping their titty?Would a 93r be a pistol that couldn't go to SMG for some reason?
You got me thinking while I'm drinking damn it.
Good morning Sachi.
Do you think an Enfield MK3 would be cute? I feel like she would be.
Well, subguns are already established as elementary students and include some pistol sized weaponry like MAC10. Thompson is established as their teacher, being probably the largest subgun anyone's ever seen. They also have a few smaller rifles in among them and presumably also house the machine pistols.
I think the H&K slap is established as basically a spanking.
I still need to see Upotte!! SKS and Moist Nugget. Also, K98, shotguns like R870 and Mossberg 500, and big-bore guns like Barrett M82 or, god forbid, H&H 2-bore guns.
hello bully
She'd be a MILF, and I'm not (usually but there's always outliers) into MILFs so no. But that's just my opinion.
>GAU-8
Think about it.
True.
>I fucking love AUGs and Aug-chan is super cute.
>Gif related.
>Penny.
I'd love to have an AUG like this.
Anthroguns? What is this
Hotdogs can be pretty tasty, you should put some chili or something on it
I'm gonna go see if there's anything edible be back shortly
Sucks man whats wrong?
>They don't call me discount tsundre for no reason
Awesome, I wonder how it'll look
>Spooky story
Wait what?
I just ate a fuck ton of fruit what about you?
Bully-san
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Upotte.
>Its like the /k/ommando anime.
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One of the episodes of the Black Lagoon Extras. I wasn't sure if thats what you were talking about.
>If it was Ghost In The Shell, then so far my fav episodes usually involve Batou being Batou.
I sorta lost track for a second
>she has tears in her eyes
>GyateGyateKyouko (4).png
>look back at picture
>pretty much just blood and tears
Yeah AUG is a pretty top tier qt, no matter which hair.
>Its the glasses mang.
>Also because she's a bullpup, she has a fat ass.
Unf.
That would require A:Work and B:Slightly more money. And the only reason I eat hotdogs is because they're tasty, cheap and easy to make.
My stomach hurts, I've got a bit of a fever and I feel really tired.
>I might have salmonella again.
I think we were talking about it yes, I'm sorry I was walking my dog so I took my time answering
That sucks man
>That's what you get for BBQ'ing everyday
>Eating raw meat because you can't BBQ
Get well soon though
I'm stuck imagining the 2-bores now.
>be them, like 7 feet tall
>decent tits
>punches hit like a ton of bricks
>THICC
>move real slow
>keep bashing head on doorways
Yus.
AUG a cute because lesbian feels for Funco.
don't bully then
I'm alright, just woke up
Oi I didn't BBQ the chicken I cooked it in the oven.I guess it was just too THICC to fully cook.Also
>Get up to get something to eat
>Cat climbs on my shoulder like a parrot
Hes being so affectionate today.
Check em'
Plus I have a thing for AUG/Bullpups in real life
>but specifically AUGs
I shot one two years ago, and its been my top 2 gun that I wanna get.
>#1 being a Mosin
>Mosin is probably a MILF type too
>A bit more hardcore though I think.
>Probably wears an eyepatch.
I imagine something along the lines of Balalaika
No problem ^^
>Batou is like Dutch, its great.
Kek.
>I wanna see some old war guns sitting around in a retirement home bitching about the war and shit.
>Also I wanna look at a Barrett .50 cal.
Checked.
>Also nice cat
>My cat is a little shit all
>Except at night, she jumps in my bed and bugs me until she can lay on my back.
QUINTS O MY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL
What kind of girl would pic related be?
Nice digits, Galil.
>blows into her ear
That's kind of lewd, Waifu Machine
You can buy a Mosin anywhere man, my gun store has 7, of varying types.
Also my cat isn't normally like this, but I like it.
No.
Yeah but the problem is I have zero money right now.
>At least I don't have enough for a Mosin without driving myself into a corner.
I gotta wait.
>RIP Me.
Checked, you do eat a lot chicken
>Kitty is a best
He knows your sick
Dutch? Wait I'm afraid I don't exactly follow
I'm Dutch so it should make sense
Had a good night sleep?
Any plans except bullying kids today?
>short, around 5'
>highly energetic, always moving around
>means well and wants to help but is kind of self-destructive
>doesn't plan, but if she can manage to calm down is a force to be reckoned with
>touch of autismo
>a little smug
>amazing butt
>loud as shit
My mistake, it was a typo, I meant to say
>she certainly has fancy ears but they are only to be played with in cute ways, not lewd ways
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>always triggered
>implying Enfield and Mosin will ever retire
The kind that doesn't like libs.
Not anymore. Import bans are bad.
Still makes me kek.
The hamster guy needs to clip his fucking fingernails, though.
Bullying is my main plan for today
why still sad
>the Black Man from Black Lagoon.
True, but its a funny thought.
>Fuckin 1903 chilling with a Kar98 and going
>Kicked your ass didn't I?
>So much for German engineering!
Shop out that cancerous azquotes bullshit.
I got sexts on 009 sound system.
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Sucks man.
Not really, I just cooked up a pack of 6 and have been eating that for the past week.
Thanks Waifu Machine
>We will never again have gun stores literally giving Mosins away with any purchase of a gun or selling them for $50
Feelsbadfrog.gif
The kind that dies about an hour after being born.
There you go.
yw
fuck your anime bitches, weab. I'd take that KV-2 as my waifu.
>Weab
Its akcshually pronounced "hweeb"
>Aquila > I-26 > Warspite
Interesting.
Import bans make me upset.
>I know we have to protect American industry
>BUT I WANT TO IMPORT PURE GERMAN HK.
>Also I feel bad for Eru-chan sometimes
>Her fucking firing pin just snapped
Upotte is much better than I expected it to be.
>Penny~
That was some delicious tuna casserole
>TFW we will never have a VSS, AS VAL, SVD, PKM, or HK
y
>Galil
I'm a contrarian, I guess. The throne idea with Warspite was great but I think they could have used it much better.
don't cry little shizuru
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don't cry
Sorry guys I have to go, some personal shit came up.
I'll see you guys later, probably will be at night
Penny is out! Gonna binge watch anime and relax~
Claimed.
Morgiana claimed
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Checking in. There's apparently a couple of anons over in the Hunger Games threads that are starting to take a liking to Laura.
hey