What's his name again?
What's his name again?
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Dan Schnider, the Television Pedophile.
Dan "rough rider" Schneider
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
Jennette McCurdy wasn't fucked, right? pls say no
Dan "Sit on my hand" Schnieder
Here thread over
I have bad news for you... He fucked the icarlys all throughout the show.
why do you say so user?
Because he's fucking DAN SCHNEIDER
No teen pussy goes unfucked by that guy if it enters his sphere of influence (about 10 ft)
She was BBC'd. That's way worse that being fucked by Dan.
roll a dex save to see if you can get out of range.
>you will never have a threesome with Miranda and Jennette
damn
pics or it never happened
no no No NO That canT be happening NO
You two live under a rock?
>the same rock
>fags
Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
Dan "The Human Tomato" Schneider
He is a god among men. All that jailbait pussy for free.
humor me, where is the proof faggot?
facts, not opinions
Hi, Dan. You can't keep getting away with it!!!
How's the network running, Dan?
exactly,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
exactly right
Keep your memes on your board, redditor.
>>>/tv.
Hi Dan.
If I was Dan, I'd tell you to stop posting altogether. You really are too stupid to be on my site, baby boy.
I envy you, Dan. What a dream life you have!
Tell us some hot inside stories, please.
>Pedowood is not real
You need to do a lil research bois.
thanks for your opinion
Good for him. Why shouldn't he?
>every tinfoil ever
>"do yer research sheep! hurr durrrr!"
your stories are much better
and not him faggots
So, that's why she is a pathetic frat slut at college now. Poor thing.
DAN SCHNEIDER IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW? HOLY SHIT
Aww shit, nigga AMA time. I never thought I'd see the day.
Dan, tell us how tight Jennette McCurdy's little cunt is
Nice try, notDan.
This is the type of cringeworthy, want-to-play-makebelieve-even-though-i'm-a-boy shit is why you sat at the loser table in high school lunch.
Wow... that wasn't the answer I was expecting Dan but thanks for the reply, bro!
Keep up the quality television and quality jailbait tapping you dog, you!
Based Dan is so based. The real Sup Forums hero.
Enjoy the rest of your summer vacation.
How hard do you pounded Miranda's cute ass?
>How hard do you pounded
>pretending he belongs here even though he's not American
Go find whatever image board your failed country started and hang out there.
Enjoy the rest of your Miranda-Cosgroves-asshole
dan "if you try to hide her, ill still find her" schneider
ah, the irony kek
assuming all this is the same Sup Forumstard, which is what it looks like, what a fucking stick in the mud. lol
Are you OK, notDan?
>he doesn't understand what irony is
I'd avoid using words you don't know in front of people irl, kid.
speaking of samefagging
It's not.
>what a fucking stick in the mud
kys hedonist
Fuck, you are so fucking good, Dan. Can you post some pics of your sex slaves, please?
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Memes aside, Miranda looks awesome nowadays. What a lucky man if he really had his way with her.
Dan "the man in the white van" Schnider
Nice pasta fag