Just bought my first piece. What should I name it?

Just bought my first piece. What should I name it?

Swirly buttplug

name it dick and stick it up your ass.

naming your piece is literally for girls and faggots

Faggot

The Sea-Wasp

> dubbls or 69:
Cockgargler McFluffybutt

Ripperoni

Dragon Dildo V2

hehehehheehehhehehehehehe

Name it new fag smoker

That's not a pipe, that's a dildo.

And high schoolers

Ass-screw

Xxx_Anal_Shreder_xxX

Mine is Yung Denis Gucci

Puffy the Vaginire Slayer

Die drug head degenerate scum.

Xxx_Anal_Shreder_420_Blazeit_xxX

GG Christ Allin

MY DICK

rigatoni

Snackey McFucklestein

Bong Jovi

Pelvis Obliterator

Cock cuz you're going to blow it a lot

What complete betafag names his pipe. Oh right, this thread again...

Wesley Pipes

Maximum faggotry