I'm a female barista at an airport Starbucks. I see some crazy shit on the daily. Ask me anything, Sup Forums

I'm a female barista at an airport Starbucks. I see some crazy shit on the daily. Ask me anything, Sup Forums.

Pic unrelated. On mobile, photos not attaching properly.

>I'm a grl btw ;P

this could be very interesting or very lackluster. I'll stick around to find out.

Pic very much related

You know the fucking rules.
Tits + Timestamp or GTFO

You know the rules tits or gtfo

do terrorists prefer mocha or caramel?

Relevant. My male coworkers don't have to deal with the kind of stuff I do.

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Chai. They all order chai. Niggers order trenta strawberry açai refreshers with no fewer than 10 pumps of Classic (sweetener) syrup.

>woman on b
tits with timestamp or gtfo

why do you work at starshit instead of a real coffee shop. do you even know what real espresso is supposed to taste like

OP. Photos I take aren't attaching bc shitty mobile.

No reason to state sex.

Feminazi scum

I'm 20 and in school. I was willing to take any job that paid and didn't require a ton of experience.

>waaaaaahhhhh I'm a wimminz, boyz have it soooo EZ
tits or bounce bitch

Everyone is in compliance with the TOGTFO rulings, besides OP.

Proceed.

Post pic of hand with timestamp and date to prover ur a femanon

tits or gtfo

how many customers have you fucked?

Not at all. They just don't get approached and asked the things I get asked.

Must be a pretty fucking slow airport if you have time to post on Sup Forums during the early afternoon hustle.

its tits or gtfo not fucking hand or gtfo handfaggot

how big are your tits?

None. I've gone on dates with a few.

do you masturbate at work?

I worked at Starbucks and it is tremendously insignificant. The equivalent of saying I work at a McDonald's airport AMA.

Not working today. On the way home from vacation with my family. My airport is in a major US city. We get very busy.

I know but no one follows it now a days. Figured hand would be better then nothing to prove "she" is a femanon,more likely to get results.

Stop

O'Hare?

Or ya know let the thread 404

36DDD, but little to no ass, I'll be honest.

Okay since OP is not complying with TOGTFO I'll take over. I worked at an upperclass suburbia Starbucks when I was 17 and had an ongoing relationship with my boss who was 25, also fucked a few milf customers. AMA

Noap.

have you ever licked a guys ass?

did you ever imagine one day you would work at a starbicks then go on Sup Forums to make an ama thread and not post your tits?

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Let the thread die
Make your own
Sage

Dick or gtfo

what gross stuff did you do to the coffee?

Nice trips, Still hands? The only manly hands i've seen on /b where mad max ogrebro

have you ever posted your tits on Sup Forums?

Sent from my Android phone

Phone not attaching mobile pics properly. Also haven't heard that rule

what is the strangest thing you have seen?

>tits or gtfo
>literally no reason to mention your gender unless its relevant to a story

You obviously want someone to ask "whats's some of the crazy shit you see on the daily". So, what's some of the crazy shit you see on the daily, op?

I invented it just 4 u

Best I can do whilst in the car with family.

Great question. Depending on the asshole I would either hit them with decaf or vise versa depending on their preference. I would brew a full batch in the morning of everything because it was too busy to keep rebrewing. So people would drink 5 hour old coffee at 10 am. If someone sprinted up to the door as I was walking up to lock it (happened all the time) I would have to let them in then I would proceed to give them sugar free or something of that nature. If they ordered a frappucino I would tell them our blenders were out of order.

Did you get lost on your way to reddit?

you have nudes stored on your phone. if dubs post them all

Sent from my Android phone

Not good enough

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Also said I was the manager every time someone wanted to "speak to my manager." Saved everyone a lot of time and trouble

im a nigger

There's been a lot. We have some homeless people living in our airport. There's this one morbidly obese black woman who rides around in a wheelchair even though she can walk so that she can get donations from people who feel sorry for her. She came in one day and shat in a chair, then left. It was the most uncomfortable thing having to profusely apologize to the customers who pointed it out to me.

Why do my double shot of espresso con pan always taste like shit? Only reason I go to Starbucks still is the convenience.

WOAH THATS SO UNIQUE. Some really crazy shit that totally doesn't happen everywhere

how many fingers can you fit in your pussy?

You lying whore. This is why I always order slow drip coffee or an espresso

Because your barista is lazy and doesn't add the whipped cream fast enough. We all learn on our first day that espresso shots expire after 5 seconds.

I can answer that one. When we would pull shots they're on a timer. So depending on the machines calibration it should be between 18-21 seconds. Most Starbucks are so busy they pull shots straight into the drink and pay no attention to the time. Actually got in trouble because we would dump bad shots (it takes longer)

how many fingers in pussy op

What 3rd world shithole airport do you work at? I'm assuming somewhere in murica

Nigger

do you enjoy anal?

If you're not a prick no worries user. I'll make the best fucking Starbucks you've ever had.

Are you an American who says "whilst"?

Once there was this cute little old man who came in and started giving me a history lesson, but it quickly devolved into him divulging the minute details of his 2005 assault charges. He gave exact dates and full names and said he was still wanted, but he knew I was a sweetheart and wouldn't tell.

Yeah love it!

Why are your lower legs green

BWI. Baltimore/Washington International

Because my phone camera is shit.

When I was working at my Starbucks one time one of my co workers was a pastor at the local church. Got a call over the phone saying it was the cops and for him to step outside. I was confused but told him and he looked defeated. Hung up his apron, hung his head and went for the door. The moment he stepped out he was fucking swarmed with cops. Apparently he was the head of a CP ring and finally got busted.

A lot of crazy shit happens to everyone OP

My whole fist

An angry customer threw the sugar shaker at my head, but missed and ran off. It was late at night, so the store was empty and I was working alone and couldn't do much about it. Just had to clean up the broken glass.

MLIA

What's the creepiest way in a which a guy has tried to hit on you? What did he look like?

>What's the creepiest way in a which a guy has tried to hit on you? What did he look like?
He looked like my brother. He walked up to me and said
>ur parents are not home, wanna fuq?

Oh, shit, it has to be this old white man who was telling me about his grandkids. Then he pointed to the bakery display case, reached across the counter to touch my hand, winked, and said, "If you slide me that last slice of lemon pound cake, I'll slide it in." I just smiled and nodded and got it for me. As he walked off, he said something under his breath about me tasting sweeter and creamier than the cake.

why would u work at an airport starbucks instead of a regular starbucks? airports are a pita

That no explain

how old is the oldest guy that hit on you?

But usually it's the creepy Muslim dudes who work in my airport and come see me daily, licking their lips and telling me what a good, virtuous girl I am. The guy with the lemon pound cake just stands out in my mind because he seemed so sweet and innocent.

>"If you slide me that last slice of lemon pound cake, I'll slide it in."

Classic panty melter!

I'm told I have a baby face that makes me look young. It's not uncommon for 15-year-olds to flirt with me.

My reaction exactly. I leaked white mocha all over the floor.

Has someone named Roy ever called from the corporate office and asked for your employee identification number?

>Have a baby face
>Tons of muslim men hit on you

Makes sense. Post your nose then.

do u ever go to work without underwear?

Convenience. I live right near it and can take the light rail to work.

tits or gtfo

Probably at some point. Especially if I'm in a rush.

have you seen any muslims getting arrested for being muslim in an airport?

You like your job? Or you want other job?

Not that I recall. Why?

did you ever spit or piss in someones order?

>piss
How would she do that exactly without being noticed?

how do your feet look?

also, ethnicity?

I'm in college. I'm there so I can get a better job than Starbucks. It's okay for now, though.