Golf is back in Olympic

>Golf is back in Olympic
>I don't even know golf is a "sport" to begin with.
What are some characteristics of golf that could qualifies it as a sport?

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It has a ball.

if there's a ball and it goes in a hole it's a sport.

>sport
the following criteria, determining that a sport should:[1]

have an element of competition
be in no way harmful to any living creature
not rely on equipment provided by a single supplier (excluding proprietary games such as arena football)
not rely on any "luck" element specifically designed into the sport

>be in no way harmful to any living creature

'cuck'

most be poor

don't get it either

>be in no way harmful to any living creature
Wait, bullfighting isn't a sport?

I don't know anyone who would consider bullfighting a sport

I say get petanque into the Olympics also then

Anything possibly resulting in injury is not a sport. Got it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_sport
Heh.

We established this eight years ago: Golf is not a sport

horse dancing and fucking ping pong are in the olympics
they let some retarded shit in

>yfw chess is more of a sport than almost everything else on Sup Forums

Golf is only in the Olympics because the IOC wanted some of that sweet Tiger Woods cash. That's it.

The funny thing is, their drug testing is more stringent than the PGA's which is why all the top golfers are skipping out.

steroid abuse

Fuck that. It means BOXING isn't a sport.

Golf is such a shit 'sport'. Look at the results of any tournament and there's a good chance you've never heard of the winner. There seem to be a million pro golfers all making good money. When somone manages to fluke a couple of majors (rather than just the one) they're the new main guy. For a couple of years, before they fade back in to mediocrity.

you should go back to watching the bundesliga and f1. you obviously dont like competition.

Why does golf get so much shit? Have you guys ever played? It's such a comfy sport to play and it makes you appreciate the pros so much more

It has no diving faggots.

>be in no way harmful to any living creature

What about box?

What in the actual fuck are you talking about?

the mental aspect of it is actually pretty hard

you can have a situation where you play back to back 18s in a tourny

all of a sudden thats at least 8 hours of solid concentration. Not easily done

yah bro there will totally be an amphetamine revelation in amateur golf soon

>not rely on equipment provided by a single supplier

WARHAMMER FAGS BTFO

Needs more sepak takraw

Is equestrian still an event?

If so....why!?

I should not have laughed at this as hard as I did

Because rich people fucking love horsies

THIS

but call it chinlone please

>The funny thing is, their drug testing is more stringent than the PGA's which is why all the top golfers are skipping out.

Most retarded thing I've read in awhile.

Fat fucks like you that sit at their computer all day physically can't play it

It was intentional that sex is now a sport under the above rule

beer pong is a sport?

can you hit a driver more than 200 yards

>protip: you can't

Aren't most sports harmful to humans in some way?