Be me

>Be me
>Doing daily Sup Forums browse
>See some shit on No Mans Sky
>Okherewegoagainiguess.gif


>See people are posting pictures of the steam reviews
>Mostly negative
>Kek
>Reads a couple reviews

>XoxSniperMilfxoX says: This game is running at a solid 9 fps OMG PLZ GIVE ME A REFUND

Are these people for real doe?

I mean they will obviously fix the issues everyone seems to be having.. but why are people giving it bad reviews... when they haven't even really began to play the game yet?

Fucking Pc Kids these days.

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You do realize that this game is nothing but fetch quests, right? That's literally the entirety of the the game mechanic.

>Fucking Pc Kids these days.
>Pc Kids

Oh, you're "trolling". Nevermind.

dont give this guy (you) he is retarded only want Attention

i personally love the game and i tried to fix the lag on my end but it didnt work out and my pc is above the minimum specs required
i refunded it because of the lags it gave me i can use the money on a better game

Na, i'm not trying to troll you.

I just find is funny how there is so many salty people trying to review a game they haven't played, i mean sure you might of played it and not liked it... that's fine, i love it, it's my cup of tea.

but the reviews on steam are just plain silly for temporary problems

Why not wait until they fix it? i mean is waiting that bad?

today ps4 master race.

>mfw you come to Sup Forums to cry about it

I ain't, i just said i find it strange people are so salty over temporary problem..

did i strike a nerve when i said ps4 master race?..

i have an i3 laptop from last eyar and its should play the game easy it go intel inside and its i3 which is minimunl spec for game but its not going and its fucking gay if people dont get it to run ill refund im tellin you

I doesn't matter how good of a rig you got, the game over on steam has problems right now, just chill. they will fix it.

i chill user. i chill for you

>land, mine, leave
>do this 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 times
>'Ground breaking gameplay' -IGN
>'Changes the landscape of sandbox games for all time' -Polygon

>I mean they will obviously fix the issues everyone seems to be having.. but why are people giving it bad reviews... when they haven't even really began to play the game yet?
The cuckoldry is real. They have sold the game for 60$ and stated the game is done. It isn't done. Therefore, fuck them. Good thing is, steam refunds are a thing now. I'd bet money there is at least a 50% refund rate on this game.

willing to play someone in chess for this game. If i lose i buy you a game.

Apparently requires opengl 4.5, my Radeon 7850 is only 4.4 so fuck me.

oh.. ok, well i'm chill for you too.

True, the game on steam is trash AT THE MOMENT on steam, having fun over on the ps4.


Do people think that it will be this way forever? i mean, that's just dumb.

>I mean they will obviously fix the issues everyone seems to be having.. but why are people giving it bad reviews... when they haven't even really began to play the game yet?

nigga, they're selling this shit for 60$, right now, as a finished game
when i buy something you better sell me something that doesnt need to "be fixed" later or i'm gonna call you a fucking lying nigger

>now on steam: niggers getting raped

Cry me a fucking river, you're no one special, no one works on your time, they will fix the game, CHILL

All you did was re-hash what you said before. They charged 60$ for a game that was supposedly done. The game isn't done. Defending them for charging 60$ for an unfinished game is nothing less than wreck-less cuckoldry.

>buy a car that never starts after you buy it
>dealer says we won't refund you your money, but we'll fix it eventually
You now own a car that you can't use for anything, but are forced to pay for anyway.


This is what is wrong with gaming today. People will defend shitty developers, instead of holding them to a higher standard. People like you NOT the complainers, are ruining gaming.

Except you totally can get a refund.

imagine buying a car, paying 60k $ and cannot drive faster than 10 mph because "sorry it will be fixed, cant tell you when"

why am i even explaining this? you gotta be 12 yo not to understand that

>"trolling"

Watching someone play this. Looks dull as crap.

Op doesn't receive (You) newfag

Are you REALLY comparing a car to a fucking video game? that's a new level of autism right there.

I tell you what's wrong with people today, everyone one want's it right now and don't wanna wait, if yahoo isn't working and it can't send my mail... HOLY SHIT FUCK THIS GARBAGE SITE!!! SHITTY FUCKING SITE WON'T WORK... Remember when people had to wait months for a hand written letter that may or may not even reach it's destination?

People now days are very spoiled and full of them selves.

Refunded it cause I wanted to play a video game, not wait for something to be fixed.

>can't we stop say games are copy of other gane
>Theee are 16 people working on this gane
>Batman did even worst and it's running by a international company
>18 quintillions of planets and each with unique creature's and eco system
>By 16 devs
>People you should praise for innovation like this, instead of falling into an abyss of sinisterly

also its not a fucking car. its an electric toy. you blew 60 bucks out your ass for an electric toy. I don't get gamers older than 18. there's an entire fucking world out there for you to do shit in and you're just going to rot on a couch staring mindlessly at a screen, waxing poetic about how close it looks to the thing you don't go out and exist in?

ffs. we're fucked as a species.

barren and gay.
fuck this over hyped bullshit.

You do know streams don't show full graphics right? they need to run it a bit lower than normal or else fps will drop for everyone watching.

i mean this game isn't like the next Battlefield, it's not THAT polished, that would be crazy if it was, but no, graphics are still good though, good enough for what it is.

waiting is free of charge in my country, dont know about the shithole you come from

anyway, you probably dont earn your money since you value 60$ something you can throw away to someone who sold you nothing but the promise of a good game

>enjoy your teens or kill yourself if you're older than 18

Dude, you are preaching to the milennials. These kids need to have their needs filled every 5 minutes, or they get bored/angry/sad.

Anything that makes PCucks upset is great.

Based Hello Games.

But seriously, the game is alright except for the lack of inventory space and the first multi-tool is so shit to mine with. I'm enjoying the ambient lore and storytelling and stumbling across Vy'Keen ruins and knowledge stones.

At least someone understands me.

Yeah, dude. Sup Forums is no place for those of us who grew up with a NES or an SNES.

You might retarded enough to think it's acceptable to sell an unfinished product at max product, but some people don't have mental impairments, OP.

Also it's a downright shit game.

> 18 quintillion planets
> do the same exact thing every time
> 1 enemy

YA SOUNDS FUCKIN' DYNAMITE. Retard.

I think he meant dull as in "boring". Which he's right. The developers have this big concept and came at it with very closed minds.

I mean i guess, i'm enjoying my self, ofc not forever because every game runs it's course.

I heard they're going to add base building, that will keep me happy for many days if i can build a house on a planet i like.

something i've been wondering about with the low-level autism that blankets the entire generation of the millenials. maybe they really -are- more suited to handle the future that's coming up?

if more and more gets automated, impersonal and immediate gratification continues to become the norm, then maybe the people with complex emotions, patience, and dignity will become obsolete? millenials are closer to behaving like the technology they idolize than any generation before, and whenever they're required to do something a computer struggles with, they struggle too.

we're not part of the singularity.

Im not going to buy it anyways because it seems like shit. But if i was excited for this game for years/months, preordered, had a pc within the recommended specs range, and then it comes out and the game crashes at the start screen every time? Or has shitty fps that make it near unplayable? Yeah, im going to be mad, only a cuck would pay full price for a product and be okay with it being delivered in an unusable state, without any communication about when theyre going to fix it.

Oh that's cool actually. One of my big disappointments was that you couldn't build anything on the planets despite the game being about collecting resources.

Been there, even wrote a sci-fi book about it. It's in Spanish though, in one of those low tier countries people only visit because of beaches, bitches or drugs.

But yeah, instant gratification is the new drug, be it in porn, a facebook like, or a video game.

I can imagine these guys playing an early Castlevania game.

Don't worry about it. It's just whimpers from "the master race" getting their asses fucked by peasants.

Gee, I didn't realize you wrote Brave New World in Spanish. :^)

>implies that selling something as a finished project that isn't finished is false advertising

I bet you think Dishonored has a fantastic morality mechanic.

That's not every planet tho. It's just like traversing real space. Some shit is going to be boring, some will be boner enducing holiness. It all depends on the RNG.

It aint that good, bro. Haha. One does what one can, but guys like Huxley or Wells are fucking genius.

>why are people giving it bad reviews

It does nothing new.

Even Starbound has multiplayer, quests, and base building.

No Man's Sky is Minecraft in space except without all the content of Minecraft.

It's kinda like pre ordering a game but where you get the alpha with it. They HAD to release the game because last time they delayed it they got death threats. They easily could have worked on this game their entire lives and it still wouldn't be done......u know why? It's an entire virtual fucking universe. There will be patches and so on. Get your panties out of that knot and get over it.

And it's $60

LOOOOOL

funny you mention that. i broke out my nes and showed some of my younger friends. one guy claimed he was a hardcore castlevania fan but he gave up after dying one time in the first stage then they all started talking about pokemon go.

i swear, someone needs to make an app game where all it does is keep saying "you win!" over and over in flashing lights even if you didnt touch it. it would make a fortune.

Just saying. It's a bit awkward when everyone uses 1984 as an example of what to be afraid of, when Brave New World is starting to get uncomfortably accurate.

this game became a worthless piece of shit to me once they announced it was going to be single player.

seriously what kind of permavirgin do you have to be to want to play a sand box space exploration game by your fucking self?

Yea i'd be fine with those bad reviews, because it would be a persons opinion on the game, THAT'S what the review board is meant for, only reason i made this thread is because people are using steam as a way of communication on why things aren't working correctly, they're not even reviews... reviews need to be reviews on the game, not because it won't start up correctly, it's obviously the game is not supposed to do that, i don't see why people think it's a permanent thing.

It's not single player tho. It's just the universe is the size of a fucking universe so the chances of finding someone else are really low. But remember there is still all the mystery with the center of the universe thing so who knows what will happen down the line.

I posted in a NMS thread on Sup Forums the other day and I guessed that the steam reviews would be about 60% with a steady decline after all the hyped kids who left a good review after 2 hours of playing start to realize how empty and repetitive it is.

I was wrong, it started at 40%. Impressive.

Thing is, 1984 already happened.
Brave New World is what's going on.

Go explore every single fucking one of those 18 quintillion planets and tell me of your overall impression of the entire galaxy, you fuckwit.

Most of the people bitching about it are just salty little shits who haven't even played it because they spent all their good boy points on tendies, and can't get their mommies to buy it for them.

Is the game perfect? No. Will everyone like it? Obviously not. I can't think of a single release in the last few years that didn't get continually shit on upon release here on this site. That doesn't keep the people who enjoy the game from having fun.

>fetch quests
Every game is a huge fetch quest, fucking retard.

It's just collecting things. That's all the game is.

>It's kinda like pre ordering a game but where you get the alpha with it.
No, it's like they promised a full game then sold you a partially finished product.

>They easily could have worked on this game their entire lives and it still wouldn't be done.
>here will be patches and so on.
Which is it? Will it never be done or will patches fix things?

>Get your panties out of that knot and get over it.
Get that corporate cock out of your ass and realize not everyone has 60$ to just throw away without even noticing.

>Every game is a huge fetch quest
>calls someone else a retard

/thread

>defending an empty boring ass game just because most realize it's shit
>everyone who disagrees with me is wrong!

Wew, nice one kid

>Taking a trip to the Maldives
>Buying souvenirs

"Hey Steve, how was your trip".
"Meh, I just collected things".

>Defending people who are trying to trash the game
>Everyone who disagrees with me is wrong.

but...

1.) yea I know people can't afford it. I don't even have a next gen console or a computer that works
2.) it's a mix of both. They will most likely work on this game for years to come but they won't really ever be able to fully finish it just like how we will never be able to fully complete it.
3.) you shouldn't always expect an online game to be 100% done the moment it comes out. Let alone one made by like 13 people.

Since two players have already met at the same location but couldn't see eachother, I would say "Single player" is pretty accurate.

Both is happening

independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/gaming/no-mans-sky-ps4-multiplayer-latest-easter-eggs-sean-murray-hello-games-sony-a7186906.html

Like dark souls it's a little bit of both.

yep. can't cock about the galaxy with my buddies... therefore will not buy.

This. Was super exciting for the game then saw that there was essentially no multiplayer. Fuck that noise.

Dude the game has nooo dept to it. It feels unfinished. Don't bother throwing cash away. Pirate it. These fucking devs don't deserve the cash

Not YET tho. Meaning there is the possibility of them adding it. But at the same time it's unlikely because the servers that would be needed to keep that running smoothly would be massive.

Quick question, how many of you guys like multiplayer because it offers you a chance to meet a girl online a send her a dick pic?

Cuz all the female gamers I know seem to have a received a dick pic sooner or later...

Pretty sure you already knew this, but the servers where overwhelmed and they still are, the game runs off mini servers, so if you're in the area of another user if should but you in the same server but due to it being overwhelmed with players it didn't connect them, it's still broken atm, because i couldn't upload different names to the plants and planets i'v found.

I'm not that lame.


I only post dick pics on Sup Forums and /soc/.

Call me when they add easily accessible multiplayer, then I'll probably play.

wait, you get to discover shit and name it, and everyone else playing gets to see what you discovered and named if they encounter it?

is everything being named dick, nigger, hitlerdidnothingwrong, boxxy, and desudesu?

I think it's a you love it or you hate it thing guys. Just remember these are people's opinions and they have no effect on you!

Why would anyone buy a $60 indie game that has the content of - at best - a $15 game, just because I'm hoping that the devs that already lied about multiplayer are - at some undecided point in the future - are actually going to add things in.

Even if they do actually make the game better a year from now, I'll just buy it then when it's on sale and also has more than zero content.

The curse filter is pretty harsh. Watched IGN play it. Tried to name a creature "Goatbag". They couldn't.

Yep, scanned all the animals, picked up all the words, packed up and went to do the same damn thing on another planet. Woo hoo.

female gamers only play for the attention. if they didn't wnat to be bombarded by dicks, they wouldn't disclose their gender online.

lame. now even one more reason to not buy it.

They have major profanity filters to prevent planets like "ultradickslutvile".

because they will need maybe 6 months like batman before? he can buy it everytime again when its fixed. and maybe he will get it with a sale.

Other than that though, yes, other players will see the creatures and planets you have named and they can't be renamed. Once you discovered it, it's yours. Claimed forever.

Yea they limit you, but i did manage to make a planets name Adolf Hitler.. so if you run across that planet.. you know it was me.

>souvenirs
>the same randomly generated bullshit over and over with hardly any variety
>souvenirs

Go back to sociology 101, faggot

That's reasonable. But saying shit like some of these other people said is a little harsh on the Devs so I thought I would just get my opinion in because I love games like this.

>No variety
>Infinite variety
>Haven't played

$60 means you need to work properly when the game is released.

still playing this game.
its good and nice.
but its no innovation and i dont know what ppl expected to this? its like starbound in 3d with only one savegame and no multiplayer lobby....