ITT: Things you do that you think others would/do find weird

ITT: Things you do that you think others would/do find weird.

I'll start. When straining tuna in a can I like to drink the brine.

I grind my toe nails off with sand paper after cuttin them. I do it until it wknt stop bleeding

They always grow back very clean looking

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No ingrown toesies either?

This is now a useless super powers threwd

Dont u dare derail my thred u goblin

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Turn the shower on when I poop.

I do a variation of that, I put a layer of toilet roll on in the bowl to muffle the plop sounds

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I.. I thought everyone did that

Piss in the sink instead of the toilet.

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I bite the skin around my finger nails

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Sit in the shower while I shampoo. It's relaxing.

I drink juice from blue cheese

I stand while I wipe.

same

I swipe back to front

I do this to prevent splashback... fuck that shit.

i use a knife to cut the hard skin underneath my feed
tastes like cheeze beef jerky

Chew the side of my cheek raw

Bite/pick my toenails off

Pull ballsack scraggled hair out

Dip my scrambled eggs in applesauce

I used to dunk carrots in ketchup.

Eat my bogey

You're dumb. Stop digging for karma.

Piss in sink
Catch shit while it's coming out of my ass with tp
Piss in bottles and cap them off
Wipe snot on shirt I'm wearing
Cup and smell my own farts
Wipe spit under my desk
Smell my fingers if i piss on them

>Dip my scrambled eggs in applesauce

Excuse me?

I collect memes

I don't small talk.

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Just try it.

Scrambled eggs with applesauce,

Mac and cheese with applesauce

Pizza with applesauce

Biscuts with applesauce

I stand up to wipe my ass after I make the poop

Is a waste of time. No, I don't think the weather is nice you can go fuck yourself if you think weather has feelings

I like to jerk off with 2 bars of soap

I do this until it's so sore that it hurts to touch
I've grown to actually like that feeling, am i alone?