Russian guy here, ask anything u want

Russian guy here, ask anything u want.

Bump

How much American currency for a Russian prostitute?

Good whore - 100$ per hour
really good whore - 150$

Бампусики

How easy is it to get laid there?

Бамп

How do you see yourself? (as a person)

How do you see the world around you? (work/school, friends, family, society...)

What are your plans for the future?

Why do i always know if im watching Russian porn even before they speak?

It depends on your skills. If you are not ugly (at least 4-5 / 10), then you can call the party (we call it "Vpiska"), it is fairly easy to have sex.

cos russian porn is shit

Why the fuck do you guys have to hack into websites and steal people's accounts all the time? Seriously. It makes you no better than fucking Chinese.

inb4 putin

What do you think about Russian state-sponsored doping and the subsequent bans?

Обходи эту шелупонь

I do not think that the government has sponsored these athletes, who have found a doping. It is the fault of the athletes and their coaches.

what do you think about Bulgaria
can we be друзя

I have a Russian/Crimean friend who does NOT understand sarcasm. Is this common??!

Op, i'm getting impatient

izvinitye, vui ponimayetse poyangliyski?

Where are you from?

Do you have to put a dash cam out the front? Also, what is with the track suits & squatting all the time?

Как погода?

about myself does not want to talk too much

Our schools are not very different from the Western. Yes, we have other subjects, a different system of education, but otherwise they are very similar.
My friends are good people, whom I can trust. It is a pity that the rest of the people in my country - the greedy, stupid, uneducated lumpen. But I hope that when they die all the people who grew up in the Soviet Union, our country has again become a great power.

No, it is a rarity

Russia, lol

Такое себе, дождь льет уже второй день, ветер пиздос.

Russian memes here

Как тебя занесло сюда?