NBC edition Opening Ceremony Thread #3: on delay with commercials
Team USA came out 35 minutes ago
(in the "E" portion of the March of Nations for "Estados Unidos")
>yes, we're the only country on this entire board who isn't watching live, thanks NBC (a subsidiary of Comcast Corporation)
previous thread:
Fuck NBC
>this chair was built for breaking things
like legs
I want my qt McKayla back
>the country of America
Fuck NBC
Kek they came back just to say theyll have more later
Fuck NBC, fuck this retarded coverage.
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>The Olympics are going to end before we even get to watch the end of the opening ceremony...
Did you enjoy the opening my little burgers?
Is nanny NBC treating you well?
Do you want some juice or cola?
First for underwater Florida.
>america getting the 3rd world broadcast they deserve
THIS CHAIR WAS MADE FOR BREAKING THINGS
BEAUTIFUL
BRAVE
TOUGH
WHEELS
Australia can confirm it is watching live from 9am on Saturday.
lmao NBC treating the american populace like the cattle they are. Bravo
The American dream died today
diet pepsi plz
fuck the nbc stream but who >iran here???
Wtf the gymnastics team looks busted as fuck. What happened to the qt pies?
>commercial about making a commercial
thanks kelloggs
Mfw i have stock in Comcast
don't you have a lake to go disinfect?
>do well four fucking years ago
>be complete shit now
>still get put on the team
remind me why they brought gabby douglas back?
>Make as much money as possible by exploiting a public event
The american dream is responsible for this
>they're going to omit half the countries so they can tell you more about the Samsung® Galaxy© Note© 3
Fuck comcast
mighty Greece coming thru
>PAY DENBTS
How much? When did you invest?
What countries will NBC cut out for commercials?
>Much earlier in the parade
They didn't get the memo did they
Because she met Obama
"Necklee.. Necklace... Necktie..."
>all those whites for south africa
Who's the fat white African
Maybe she will do well this time.
>Commericial break after national anthem
top kek
>literally can't tell the difference between greece and afghansitan
>Greece
>white
>Albany
wtf Albania day homo on the bike
that albanian flag bearer is a qt
>tfw 3rd world country
I'll take chocolate milk and if you don't have it I'm calling my mom.
Are you unfamiliar with the demographics and/or history of South Africa?
What a relief it is to have NBC explaining that the countries will be listed in PORTUGUESE alphabetical order. I would kill myself if I missed my country.
Also, fuck Albania
HEIL
DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
...
Finally, the best part.
7-1
BLITZKRIEG
>7-1
>Germany
7
TO
1
7-1
BRA7-1L
>only now getting south africa
How far behind are you guys?
Germany?
>7-1
the cunts already? wow that intro was awful
what happened to McKayla tho
They turned into sluts and whores.
I'm familiar with local tribal niggers slowly chasing the whites into destitution, if they don't escape SA entirely
>All the German guys wearing fitted caps like fuq boys
???
>Brazil wants payback for 7-1
Like you will fucking get it. Get real.
>germany 2nd
Uhhhhh wtf
She was the all around champ you ghoul show some respect
get that dinosaurs Raisman off the team
This is the gayest shit I have ever seen
>all of Andorra could fit in this stadium
Kek, NBC shitposting.
Parade literally just started,
why are they spinning those stainless steel refrigerators?
7-1
-
1
kek
I'm In Arizona and the fucking NBC broadcast does not start till 7:30PM PT. What the FUCK is this shit?
How bad is it exactly? I always hear about American TV cutting to commercials but I always thought people were exaggerating. How often do you have to watch advertisements?
Never 7-1get
lel the Germans look like straight up cucks.
POST MORE RARE MCKAYLAS
REMINDER THAT BASED ANGOLA BANNED ISLAM
>Brazilian education
Africommies incoming
Is it the 2012 Olympic village fornication and drugs?
Alemania.
wonder if the Russian team has an qts...assuming they haven't all been banned
>selfie sticks / flags
MY DEALER DIDNT TEXT ME BACK AND I HAVE TO GO TAKE A RESIN HIT REEEEEEE
Why all childrens are gooks?
go read a book
holy shit is Angola's flag person a tranny
Wait, really?
literally who
A 60 minute program has 20 minutes of ads, and the program itself is only 40 minutes long.
ALLAH
Sounds like a nice place to live. May have to visit now.
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>Alemania
IT'S ALEMANHA YOU DIRTY SPIC
Don't explain it to the little faggot
NBC make the best shitposters
They troll their viewers and everyone else
ha
They are speeding through the parade of nations. You just know there will be 20 commercials before it's done