Kirby has just eaten you

Kirby has just eaten you

What power does Kirby get?

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Depression

Kirby's mother will now die in his sleep tonight.

kirby now bleeds from his butthole

Being a faggot

the power to hate everyone

He listens to this

Premature ejaculation.

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White power

The ability to never amount to anything

wwtf is this

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Autism

Nice copy paste, OP
Fuck (you)

Nipple jiggle when he walks

The need to masturbate literally all the time.

Lazyness and underachievement.

Tumors
Inflicting tumors to other people making them develop terminal ass cancer
Because im cancer

autism

Semen slinger

Overdose.

Confusion?

To eat slighlty more than he probably should

An incredible tolerance to alcohol.

Become anything in a taco

Being an disappointment to his family

Being a radical robot who is limited to space due of it's AWESOMENESS.

GOD I AM LONELY.

White power.

Rephrasing:what power do I get?

The power to, without a doubt, suck everyone up into my dimension of darkness.

Shit Posting

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Being utterly repugnant to the opposite sex.

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the power to make america great again

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crippling depression

Kek

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irritable bowel syndrome

power of being a 40 year old virgin

Kirby won't get any power, Kirby will start tripping balls.