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Yeah, its been a rough year for me but keeping busy keeps my mind busy, and im finding now i have less time to spare, because of work, im doing more with the time i do have.

Im crazy lonley though man, crazy lonley.

None of my friends live around here, i moved here for work, and the guys i work with are cool, but i crave companionship.

>Bodybuilder women. They're okay
Nope

>medium-high
>10-15, 15-20%
/fit/math, spose

There's a special Hell fur baraers

>not liking BB women
What are you, fuckin' gay?

No, bara is great, kill yourself.

>I'd go dwarf-mode
>I have the perfect frame
A fairy a dwarf cakn't make

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I know all about being lonely. But I don't care too much about friends. I just want love.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Dunno honest

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I know how you feel man, hence why i've had a bad year.

Had love taken away from me, its amazing when you've got it but i suppose they say all good things must come to an end, we'll both find someone dude, just gotta keep waiting.

Theres this cute girl across the office that i work with, only spoke with her a few times but shes nice, cute and smart.

Just don't want to look like a super creep by adding her on facebook or talking to her without a reason. :l

Any ideas?

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is this a normie free thread?

One could only dream they'd ever match your level in being gay

No, KYS, and whatever that abomination is

No idea, dude. I honestly couldn't care less about being social or having friends, so you're asking the wrong person. Just say hi or something, and start a conversation and go with it. I dunno.

Yes.

I'm not gay, I'm bi. I like women, thank you very much.

Refurring to your potatoshot last week, what one saw there waskn't a body of a drawf by any mean nor way

nice, ty.

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That's because of the lighting and angle. I definitely don't look like that in real life.

>"how do i gf?"
Nope

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tfwnogf

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>I'm bi
If it sucks dick like a faggot and takes dick up the ass like a faggot, it's a faggot

Good thing I've never done either.

Shure thing honeypuff

Spose you could try fatting up or smth

tfwnocf

poast deer pls

Nah, I need to put on more muscle. I'm only like 12% bodyfat, not that low. And I really don't have a girly body, at all. I have a large chest and wide shoulders, small hips and a small waist. I just took advantage of that and took a pic laying on my side to give the appearance of a feminine body.

Being sucked and giving it up the ass counts too

Yeah true, probably over thinking it, hows things at home for you?

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BIG FAT MARE ASS

Never done those either.

It's okay. My grandma is trying to force me to see a psychiatrist and I really don't want to.

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Fur a certified fix, e621 w/ 'deer'

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well i suppose you're being truthful

but i can't cake my ceiling with glass if you don't even hard a box some ovens

>mare
>fat
Nah. Mares have muscular-as-fuck asses, which is even better. Fat asses are gross, muscle is where it's at.

boys making girls beg!

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Moar

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boys teaching girls lessons!

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that's quite flexible

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boys taking belts to girls asses!

>I just took advantage of that
Pic or doeskn't

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Indeed it is.

Anyone know where I can find the set of the halloween style cat witch? Sort of similar to this.

Holy shit that looks painful

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No because it would ruin the illusion.

No idea.

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You cank't even do being gay right

>grandma is trying to force me to see a psychiatrist
There's a fucking idea

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Can we get some sharks in this thread please? :(

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Good, I don't want to be gay.

An attempt was made (and now I owe Geoff one dammit) butt it failed so just have a 'wat' instead

>tfw don't have any IRL shark snatch to post
Damn it. I need to find some shark pics.
Here's a dolphin instead.

what do you mean and who is geoff?

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Actually, fat is an impurtant ingredient when making a purrfect ass

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No. Fat is gross unless there's muscle.

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>note to self, begin yoga

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Good luck. It'll be hard for you being a fatass with a 3 inch dick.

Prolly this

Graveyard Part
01/04

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>Graveyard Party
02/04

Fairy faggot it'll be then

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03/04

Some things just are inevitable

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04/04

HOW DO YOU KNOW GEOFF