Not having a webbed penis

>not having a webbed penis
How do you inferior fags feel?

what the fuck?

LOL freak boi

You should take a viagra, eat a load of beans, and see how well you can steer in the ocean using just your cock.

never seen that b4 tf

I've got that too! I think a lot of guys have it but they just don't know it.

Like a human. Thank God. I'm not a mutant like you.

i have the same

Michael Phelps has one

kek
But seriously how does that shit work with blowjobs? I mean I'm sure it's basically the same but does that get in the way?

i had quite a bit of that (fun fact: it's actually called "penoscrotal webbing"). reduced it quite a bit with stretches, but it's still there albeit much more inconspicuous. never had women complain tbh

>Implying OP has been laid

top kek

that's fucking nasty

Underrated

kek

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>penoscrotal webbing

what kinda of strecthing? i have a small cock and it makes it look even smaller

i have it too , happens

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grab your scrotum with your pointer finger and thumb, in an okay sign above the testicles. with the other hand, grab below the penis head.
from a sitting position (many people do this while on the toilet or at night), you can lightly pull your scrotum towards the floor while also pulling your head towards the ceiling. at first, you may only be able to comfortably hold it for a few seconds. try for 2-3 minutes, broken into however many small increments as necessary, a day and increase time gradually (no more than 30 total seconds a week). some people also show improvement from grabbing the shaft, above where the webbing meets the shaft, with both hands in an okay sign and lightly tugging the skin by pulling your hands away from each other. both promote gradual healing, which results in extra skin being produced above where the scrotum meets the shaft. it essentially lowers your scrotum back to where it should be, but it takes several months if not a couple of years to see significant change

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so what your saying is my balls should be lower then they are? i dont understand.

do you know cause and stuff like that? what should i google to get a general idea of what im doing

no, your balls are fine. what i'm saying is that the point at which your scrotum attaches to your body is too high, and by stretching the shaft skin you'd be gradually bringing the attachment to where it should be and not a couple cms up your dick

Aquaman?