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legit question do you think he ever really killed anyone in the lore, or was he just talking to get the Maitland to say his name?
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legit question do you think he ever really killed anyone in the lore, or was he just talking to get the Maitland to say his name?
I don't think so.
Of course he killed people why do you think Batman was after him? He's responsible for the death of Bats girlfriend.
the fuck are you talking about?
har har I'm being real, cause I wanted to know if you think he would have taken it to that level.
>mfw gave him a legit answer
Wait, im fucking lost. Not op by the way. When the fuck did beetlejuice kill someone?
Fuck Suicide Squad, they should do a Beetlejuice reboot.
was asking do you think he ever did. given his nature.
Did you not watch the movie?
What the fuck is wrong with you. Let masterpieces be; no reason to refuck them.
THE YOUNGER GENERATIONS MUST KNOW. GET TIM BURTON ON THE HORN.
No user this cant be a good idea. Michael Keaton is Betelgeuse
It has been awhile but i remember him wanting lydia to commit suicide so he can marry her, right?
Well there is a theory out there that the civil service ghosts are one who commit suicide. Beetlejuice is one of these but he is also more powerful than the others. You could speculate he got his power from murder.
I remember something like that too cannot remember the first movie just some blurred scenes
but I remember her trying to be muslim on this case well he didn`t say muslim be we all knew .
I think so, he just wanted to marry her.
Beetlejuice 2 has been greenlit already, Michael Keaton and Winona rider both said yes too.
It's just not in production yet... according to the internet.
can you show me the source.
Wasn't this explicitly stated in the movie? The suicide thing, not the murder thing.
Shit probably
ty user
Wouldnt it get him out of a contract?
Damn i need to rewatch the movie
me too read the fucking wikipedia but I don`t remember a thing.
But I recall saying he wanted her to commit suicide
He is probably a demon because he cannot say his own name and it must be said three times damn it fuck you OP now I must watch and old ass movie that is not even in cable probably anymore.
He said he lived through the bubonic plague.
Hell yeah im watching this shit tonight
>mfw they cast a dindu with an afro for a reboot
Ha
Yeah and i guess he could become a demon by committing murders in his life. But it couldnt be a religious demon because apparently there is no heaven or hell in that world. But i guess demons are still around in a non religious world.
ah fuck gonna try to watch the first one because I don`t remember anything.
just like flashbacks
Quads confirm
Never watched the movie, but use to watch the cartoon all the time
There is only one bettlejuice
But there was a cartoon on nickelodeon
He could be a hidden demon they don`t say their name while perfoming an exorcism also what the fuck ?
When they first dig Beetlejuice out of his grave he asks them who does he have to kill.
I think that pretty much implies he has killed.
Cartoon made him into the Goth girls little buddy sidekick.
Movie was really creepy because he was a dead pedophile who wanted to marry/fuck Lydia to become free.
I kinda remember it
the movie also thought it was a comedy not a horror movie a fuck it im gonna watch it.
Maybe in his afterlife form, what about in real life.
>Lived through bubonic plague
>Seen "The Exorcist" about 167 times
maybe he was a priest
I was watching clips on youtube now, it's funny because the way he talks reminds me of the Mad Bomber that Bombs at Midnight from The Tick.
Hadn't considered this. I forgot that we now live in a time where movie producers care more about 'inclusion' and 'representation' instead of the actual story and character development.
Or he is a bullshitter?
Maybe he was a conman who accidentally killed someone then over guilt took his own life.
yeah he could be totally full of shit. always thought he was more demonic than just a regular guy
Unconfirmed. But he is a bio exorcist...
The civil service / suicide line is not a theory, Otho says it in the movie
A little bit yeah
Well la dee dah
Sorry mister man
What if this thred is secretly writing the script ¿
I thought it was the receptionist.
Doesn't she say "if I knew then what I know now I wouldn't have had my little accident" and she shows her slit wrists.
Is it a theory in the scientific sense ?
Who does Otho answer to and why should we take their word ?
i just thought he was like a "thing" more than a person? like an entity
That is a good point. Who the fuck runs this very bureaucratic afterlife or is it so convoluted that it runs itself?
It's probably emergent and probabilistic like the Universe or verses that spawned the minds who kept their shape in the first place.
The one guy looked like he'd been run over.
Were they implying stupidity is a form of suicide ?¿
I think it is based on intent. Meaning he threw himself in front of the vehicle.
Rebooting / remaking does not suddenly destroy or take away the original films you fucking sperg.
I watched an episode of southpark once and Matt and Trey just cried and cried about Indiana jones and Star wars.
like holy shit just go back and watch the old movies If you love them so much, If you don't want to continue the adventure don't watch new shit. The rest of us will enjoy.
Maybe no one there knows if there's a God or not.
Maybe some cultures called it purgatory before the invention of office environments.
I haven't seen it in years. Do they refer to it as the afterlife ¿
Otho read it from the afterlife manual.
wtf is this logic ? Here ?
Thanks for the update.
Evidence implies it's theory.
It seems to have a poster and cast according to Google. This should be good. Hope the light stays green.
We should all go see this, like we did for Deadpool and like we didn't for Ghostbersters.
Beetlejuice is theoretically Keaton's Bruce Wayne.
That makes perfect sense ...
Right? I love cracked :^)
people will read this: Ignore it because It's problematic to their opinion. and then a week later will complain about movies again to different people. they recycle stupidity and refuse to learn.
there is no logic here sir!
Cracked before they became super leftists was great now you got adam todd brown poking fun at people for having a different opinion as him and the only really good articles are the ones written by stringers. Honestly if they didnt keep producing afterhours i wouldnt give them views anymore.
>Honestly if they didnt keep producing afterhours i wouldnt give them views anymore.
I've said exactly that.
Go back and read the old Cracked magazines. They're what Cracked should be today.
>he could become a demon by committing murders in his life.
you mean before he died or after as a ghost; killing people.
Lol I have those in a box next to my mad magazines.
I miss being a kid
Before death
It would seem to reason that once you are in the afterlife you cant change your appointment.