Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>get banned
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Thank you, goodnight, and god bless the United States of America.

It Lives.

Well fuck.

Was a while since last one.

If she loves you she wont kill you just people around you wich sounds like a very devoted lover.

>She'd probably fuckin kill me if she found me
Or tie me up, rape me, beat me, and keep me as some weird sex doll

are you tryng to turn me on? i guess I will never understand the normies

seriously why are there so many waifu claiming threads

Sup queen how are things?

what the crap guys?404 city bitch

Hey!
Hi!

Truly the words of a elitist

im gonna stop spamming now
cya whenever

>Mandatory claimer
youtu.be/J-TUufvK0gU
youtu.be/pB9DHFUIrbA
youtu.be/gsoNl0MzDFA

Might as well bite the bullet.

I mean, not that it is too hard to do you know what anyways.

Hi.

It's not that I don't trust you or anything. I like you a lot. I just don't really talk to anyone about that shit

Yeah, I mean, my kinda love involves a good amount of personal space and with a good understanding of your partners weaknesses and being able to cover them.
>Plus lots of snuggling.
>Plus not murdering things or trying to burn things down as a result.
>Also not stalking me or trying to hunt me down 3 years after the fact.

Just say the magic words.

im ok just bored and still in staces I wish i could pinpoint what im feeling after my friend dropped me

hey pretty boy how are you

Claimed because fuck you.

Im ~ and what is this?

Calamity-masu'd

How is everyone?

I am digging playig FF7 again! Can't put it down.

kyouko, you are my fire.

whats good?

I'm out for now because I had a gorillions replied typed up and then the thread got "le troled" or the mods went on a power trip.

>kyouko, you are my fire.

I guess I'm just that hot.

Damn that can be tough I'm still in school and all but it seems people be conspiring against me.

Most overrated square title.

I meant the exact opposite.
MODS PLS DONT BAN ME

Saber claim
Kek

huh sounds like the exact opposite of me i have no shame as long as you dont noose im happy

my gf will have no weaknesses she will protect me and treat me like her cute little submissive she will cuddle me but hurt me to remind me of my place and no one will touch her while im near her she is my momma
>I do agree with the snuggle part

Im okay just posting in thread and talking to someone on curse

hey rem

this split has made me trust people even less than i did already I think using and discarding is the best way to go when making friends in collage now everyone is a throw away friend no exception

Mods deleted the true one because le epic troll thread was up all this time.

Never good to have 2 threads, but eh, whatever.

It's a backstreet boys song, and yes you are.
Homura quit being a mean! Its fun.

It's not like i have a huge catalog of games i can play on my cellphone so that is exciting. I also have FF9 and am currently working on getting diablo 1

I kinda got an itch to start akame back up

...

>It's a backstreet boys song

Didn't even think about it.

I cant wait till I have the disposable income to download the FFX HD remaster. Ive bought it but that filesize will rape my net.

Yes, but what is this?
Its all your fault.

but ive been talking with real akame poster to bad he aint feelin so good

Shinoa claimed ',:)

Hey.

All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your love's affecting our reality

It's obvious that you want a ban pretty badly anyways.

...

>rattle rattle

The more I weigh the pros and cons, the more they're getting even

Friends tend to be getting worse and worse as I get through my life but I can't be sure I'm not just as bad yahno.

I hate how much popularity FF7 got when it's just average in my mind and how it overshadowed Parasite Eve and Xenogears.
I have a negative bias toward it so I have to be mean, I guess.

FF9 is my favourite FF plot-wise though.

What's the filesize? Feels bad being strayan, the .iso for the original PS2 one is like 3GBs and it's considered the easiest PS2 game to emulate.

Just post CP.

are you stream rem?

I feel like the smug queens popularity has died down you where queen lead us again

thats to bad but i cant help unless you tell me ya know

What is it this time? Are you going to turn in to a boat?
Hi Sachi.

parasite eve was super dope! I feel like final fantasy 7 got a lot of people who wern't into final fantasy into the genre. Was kinda like dumbed down??? but still i like playing it on my phone. Remember when ten came out on the ps2? shit blew my mind.

I take it back!

is doggo better?
something something ship

No.
He is having trouble keeping his balance doing simple things.

i need to add ''circlejerk thread'' to my collection.
Ofcorse

I don't really care about popularity. It just happned

32 Niggabytes. I can buy 22 for $130 because my mobile broadband is still better and cheaper than my parents.
> $50 for 10 GB @ 256 a month

this fucking guy

Oh
That sucks
what kind of horrible ship is that?

>don't really care about popularity.
u wot

>White hair
>Pale
>Look rather yandere
Seems about right. Go for it, heretic.
Yup.

Nah, I'm playing some games. I'll be on later

anyone want o here about my time working in a vet clinic?
>i need something to keep my mind busy but no collages this time

yes

Leavin for the day cya guys.

I dont think you can call it a ship actually.
Its one of the abyssals.
Only if you join me
Go ahead.

>made 24/7 threads a thing
>never got banana for circlejerk thread

That's absolutely ridiculous, here ISPs rotate around 30€ with unlimited bandwidth.

I always considered FFs as easy RPGs, it's not a bad game in any way, it's just rated why higher than what it is.

Having voice actors in a FF game was quite the upgrade.

I hope no one took a squiaral to that vet.

Why you gotta post that pic WEW

Now she has an umbrella that looks like a squid.

Buckled in.

Idk dude

I'm okay with tasteful lewds, I think that picture is just as problematic as this one, which is official art.

well we can start with the on girl who was super hot and i followed around during my time thier tied to steal one of her shoes but failed used to smell her chair when she left and i had to clean up
>now that we have the girl stuff out of the way lets move on

>byssal
So you aren't even heresying to a ship?
that makes it worse
smugs
interesting so far

>problematic
Things with penises can't be women.

Popularity is bad, you can't even fart and it will be on the news all around the world. I'd rather stay on my corner with a few people who I can open myself to.

to bad about her stupid boyfriend I wanted her to break up with him so bad

I just dont get how people can hate being on top

Its gotten better but I dont want to backdoor them because my sister will cop the shit for it.
People dont seem to know the difference between straight lewds and tasteful art. Im okay with most tasteful.

I hope that only a few waifus are on no one is going to hate me for what im going to post next?

I'm not complaining that other pic is perfection.

this one is good too! Just coming in under the 4meg mark!

Maid

It takes a lot of time to type dude

You sure you want to be responsible for that?

QOTT:What is the one thing you can't stand in a girl, 2d or 3d?

Ro a cute.

yeah

...

That they're 3d

Attitude. You can be ugly as sin but if you're a decent human being you're alright. But if the hottest, kinkiest slut acts like a conpkete turd then Im out, go eat a bag of dicks you whore.

I RETURN
>I heard a gunshot outside and got curious since its 8pm around these parts and people usually don't shoot so late.

Claimu!

so what's happening?

youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3BlFZWJNA

>8pm
>late

Chilling and gaming

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waifu needs a counsel of anons who are known throughout waifu you need to be one

ive decided not to I dont need more upset people and my friend is telling me not too

I don't think anyone could hate you more than they already do

the fug

It does bug me a little.
Interesting.
Go on.
Does it?
Or does it makes it better?
>Ro
>not Yuu
Come on

this

>when bitches be cray and play mind games tbh
Yeah but the range practice, when it does happen, usually stops at 6-7pm because people are decent.
>I heard that shotgun go off and I run outside
>MY fucking neighbor shot a goddamn pheasant because he thought it was a home invader
>On a positive note, I get half.

Yes it really does
Who would your second choice be and does she have white hair?
That they are 2d

You should have just fired a double barrel twice into the air to instead of going outside

Ro >>> Yuu.

I'm not actually switching to damn boat. Come on now.
We've been over this.

How about no? Im not that popular

I forgot you live in a pretty open place. Hows pheasant?

Ah, okay. what are you playing?

...

True.
>But when I went outside I ran over to my tree line and raised my rifle and scoped in
>I saw my neighbor holding a shotgun and a bird
Pheasant is super good, bit gamey, but a lot like chicken. MMM tasty.