Old thread >there are people who cheer for this faggot
>there are people who still like the Starks
>what the hell is Davos doing hanging around Jon Snow
>Sansa (aka: D&D incarnate) actually believes the Boltons next door neighbors will turn against them (fyi: Boltons haven't done anything to piss off any of the other houses)
>Sansa and Jon will have everything go their way because two queers are writing the show now
When will /got/ go back to BTFO normies?
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everything about this show has become so disjointed, uninspired and just limp. where has all the intrigue gone?
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Kill yourself autist, reported.
Hello
kys
BEST TITS, LADS.
We here now
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>We've done it this time, lads.
>We've elected a drunk as our King.
>It's not been 10 minutes and Uncle Euron has admitted to fratricide, regicide, insulted everyone at the party, lost our fleet and now he lay here shitfaced, our new King.
nth for based Randyll
CGI puffied nipples
Hi
Questions I have after tonights episode:
1. How did the COTF learn to make white walkers?
2. How come volcano glass creates ice/snow creatures?
3. How come TNK is the only person/creature in Asoiaf able to interact with Brann's time travel appearance? Or was Brann not time traveling but just teleporting himself to some random weirwood tree and TNK happened to be there.
4. How can TNK mark work on somebody from the future?
A lot of these questions will probably have to do with bad writing but still. Also Hodor "hold the door" feels like star wars prequel cheesiness.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLOODRAVEN SAVE MEEEE
based normies :-D
>That expression
'Cock goes here'
Did this scene feel like something straight out of Harry Potter to anyone else?
Bran was pretty much Harry for a moment, and the Night King was Voldemort.
Then Bloodraven had the same death effect as Voldemort wtf
Fuck, even Hodor's death felt like Dobby's death, and Summer's felt like Hedwig's (Rowling is good at tragically killing innocent characters).
It really feels like the last scene was inspired by Harry Potter
>when you /got/ friends
feelsgoodman
>just fuck my lore up
>SO WE WILL GIVE HIM A TURD CROWN
don't mind me, just posting best character
What name did varys's cock say in the fire?
He looks like a mongoloid in this scene.
i'm an ass man, and those tits just turned me into a tit man
very nice
Bean bag girl gets cuter and cuter each episode
2. How come volcano glass creates ice/snow creatures?
>How come it also destroys them
IT WAS ME, MEERA
THE AUTHOR OF A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE
So are all the Children of the Forest dead now?
would suckle all day & night til my watch ends/10.
Nice hockey stick, faggot.
(farts)
our last hope against the stronk womyn and aragorn copypasta
Is he nuclear?
Aeron, after drowning them you're meant to perform CPR on them to revive them.
Is this the best pairing
Why don't the white walker lords just let their hordes do the dirty work instead of exposing themselves to random trickshots where they die instantly? They accomplish nothing the zombies couldn't.
>the show is going to garbage, what do we do
>add more scenes with tits. it'll be just like season one, remember season one?
Could they have fucked up the Iron Islands stuff any more? What were they thinking?
Where is Victarion? Why does Damphair unquestionably support Euron? Why is Euron an ugly-looking oaf with no eyepatch who would look more at home passed out in a pool of his own piss in some shitty bar? Where is the dragon horn that chars the lungs of whoever uses it and drowns out the voice of the Drowned God? It's like they didn't even try.
"Aegon Targaryen"
dragonglass is "frozen fire"
they say that in the books. fits into the whole song of ice and fire thing.
hold the door
Looks like a blockbuster's trailer.
PRESTON WHEN
Jesus christ, they've gone "professional".
WHO
WAS
HE
hold the door
>tfw in the end we will call this season "not that bad"
>he doesn't know about nagamakis
limp dick canadian pls
The Nights King may be a green seer too. Just like Bloodraven could interact with Bran, NK could too.
They put a lot of weight on Bloodraven touching Bran to wake him up. Looks like NK did the same thing.
no, salsa is the most cancerous character in the show and she's making a good character terrible
Anybody have a shot of "Joffrey's" balls? I'm not gay or anythin but I'd totally let him drag them across my face.
Sansa is a liar
Better to have a garbage show with tits than a garbage show without them.
why is he so smug ?
Ironfags are like Dorne
Boring and stupid
There's still some in the riverlands
tim roth
Glad I'm not the only one who remembers that
Imagine how many people actually drown in the show because damphair doesn't care if they die
HOLD your balls
not to mention that without the horn the dany plan is total horseshit. they have zero reason to support euron
lying bitch
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
>TEAR DOWN THE WALL
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
>TEAR DOWN THE WALL
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
>TEAR DOWN THE WALL
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
>tfw you were watching the episode with your wive's son and that scene pops out
BAKA HBO, now I have to explain this whole debacle
to his mother
All those questions can be answered with COTF magic fuckery.
>the normies
wtf? do they know?
Those impressions are actually pretty good...
DOR THE HOOLD
My take: Night's King knows about their shit, he knew he had to mark someone to break that barrier. He dragged Bran into his world, it was current and not of the past. Bran warged alone, not under the guidance of bloodraven who wouldn't fall/get sucked into such a trap. The walkers could see him, but the undead also saw him when they turned around, I think it was a ruse and bran was lured.
that's bran the builder user
yes.
the true king and his queen.
First lord commander of the night's watch
I think some of the guys are self aware, yes.
>yfw dabid wont rest until every character that doesnt (farts) has been killed off
bran goes back in time and builds the wall
he's literally bran the builder
Where's the Dragon horn gone to? I was waiting for it to come up during the Kingsmoot.
bravo d&d
Cotf look like vegan Raven from xmen instead of squirrel kids
Walkers look like blue anuses instead of elves
Why life
>yfw the wall finally comes down just for dany ex machina to save the day
Best part of the season so far.
Niglets shouldn't be watching adult shows with prime surprise balls anyway
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>One white person
>SJW glasses
1/10
that doesn't make sense, retard, because there was no "wall" or "night's watch" before AFTER the white walkers you idiot
Here they created the first one
Again false because see above
This.
Thanks to his plot armor bran will be able to escape back south of the wall and the night king can then follow him.
>tfw my iceposting is catching on and being used
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
>D&D can now justify everything because of muh time travel
okay this can sort of explain it
Nope. She should be with cia. Both lying mofos
Why did someone shave him? Did the Children already had such technology or what?
Also
>Children of the Forest not in a forest
After that shit with that time wasting cunt Bloodraven I am officially rooting for The Others.
"Oh The Others are coming let's look at an important event from the past. Oh they're here right now and stabbing the shit out of people in the exact same room as us? Yeah let's just keep dicking around in the past".
People died (more importantly a wolf died) because this idiot can't just say what he wants Bran to know and has to be a pretentious abstract cunt about everything. Fucking hell that was awful.
>it's their job
everytime
READ THE BOOKS NIGGER
iceposting, i like it senpaitchi
>TEAR DOWN THE WALL
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
>TEAR DOWN THE WALL
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
>tfw my thread /got/ the last laugh
.. heh, you just got usurped homey
ONE WHITE PERSON
AND SHE'S FUCKING THE NIGGER
ENJOY YOUR FUTURE, WHITE AMERICANS
>nation of self admitted pirates
>wont do anything to get what they want unless they can steal and kill for it aka "iron price"
>implying that the ironborn care that some faggot died
>implying that the ironborn care about his daughter and a half being killed by the same guy
you are a faggot stop trying to be funny