Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Lemon poppy? kek
I mean, lemon garlic chicken is usually how my family makes it, but yeah its some gud shit.
>I miss my family but I can never return to my hometown.
>Hell even they moved outta there after what happened.
Penny Claim.
Saber claim
Oh you're Syndra user
>Dense as fuck :^)
>Syndra is a fun champ though tbh
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>Fight any mountain trolls lately
What?Also Id say no, especially considering in episode 1 they had one at the fair.
>Being gay is gay
What drugs are you on Penny?
Claimu
And EA being a big part of the new one.
rip
How are you today?
Are you new?
There's still nothing to resist.
Ships have no allure to me.
No.
As i said before, i like waifus who have more personality than a dinner plate. Boats do not.
>Bun Claimed
I guess, I like girls who are more outgoing and will pull the words out of my mouth.
Second season of the anime. Sequel if you want to call it that.
im ok just bored as usual how are you?
I was the only one enjoying it and my sister noticed it. When we got home, my family was still freaking out and started calling me a monster because I wasn't shocked like they were
if you HAD to choose a boat who would you chose then?
At least you know what i meant. I dont wanna ask for fear it'll bring up bad memories
Think they'll fix their mistskes with the new one if they make it?
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Because old times
Oooohhhhh
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That was a cork gun and not a weapon. Air guns can actually be pretty great hunting guns. You ever see what 4.5mm pellets do to rabbit brains? They can seriously fuck up smaller critters and even come in .22. It's pretty hard to kill a guy with one but god damn can they ever hurt you if they hit wrong. Or right. Also, long story short,
>be snownigger /k/ommando
>innawoods looking for blueberries
>something fucks with your blueberries
>it's a goddamn mountain troll
>ward the area with runes and fight the troll over the blueberries
Yes, this is my first post on 4channel
That didn't stop some
>pull the words out
>words
Right.
Have no fear, Kurumi is here
Oh, mine too!
I lurked for a few months!
as long as you dont seek out these things or act on your urges you wont get to my level so you should be ok
>my parents know very little about me as i lie alot to them
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Pretty decent, while everybody i know is sick and i'm bound to catch it due to how close they try to get, some of the tracks from that cd of the Kirby Cafe is up on youtube and the Zero Two remix is amazing so that cheered me up.
youtube.com
I have my doubts but expect the worst and hope for the best i guess.
Calamity-masu'd
Some guy a few threads ago said Rem was his since he claimed her months before. He didn't even roll nor post a picture of her. Sad.
the most comedic name is the one i will go with.
no bullshit dubs since that has fallen short too many a time.
this is a battle of the funnies
Bun is in here. Doesn't work and its a bit too soon
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Worst can be mundane gameplay. Another call of dutyhealth regen with infinite ammo
kek, I haven't read the contents of that salt before.
Well, words aren't all I want her to pull out.
Drugs? Nah.
>I use to smoke weed but I sorta grew out of it, like it was a phase I guess.
>I can't start again cause I work with kids and get tested on the reg
>Plus I just don't see any interest in it anymore.
But yea, being gay is gay. Like really gay man.
I talked about it to Esdeath
>Basically my psycho ex stalked me, killed a raccoon in my honor, and when I left, interrogated my friend at knife point and tried to burn my apartment down
>She also use to threaten to kill any girl who would so much as look at me.
I ended up moving all the way across the country
>She thinks I'm in Europe now.
>/k/ommando tiem
>Be inna woods lookin for some deerz
>Spot me a deer
>Whip out my Barrett 50 cal
>Blast that fucker to pieces
>Collect chunks from trees and ground to cook later
>Feels gud.
Call it "ISIS Waifu"
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The last one in the list is the true salt leader.
Claiming best Korea.
does smug have really big eyes or is it just me
uh oh thats not good quarantine yourself
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None. They're all just moe blobs i don't care about. If i chose one it'd just be some thing that i think is cute. I'm not interesting in picking strictly on appearance.
We can't all be you.
Wew cons sure are tiring
Eyes are in shock
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But i know you can
Mutton.
Last names on 1st and 4th row can leave me quite salty.
I don't really have problems with Tanaka, sure the game is crap but if it wasn't for him I wouldn't have so many good comics to read.
QOTT:What are you drinking right now?Boylan Root Beer for me.
Oh shit it was.I need to rewatch Upotte, I haven't watched it in a real long time.
Also its pretty ironic that someone who's waifu is a medic is friends (well, the Sup Forums equivalent of friends anyway) with someone who's waifu is a gun.
>Not a double barreled magazine fed 35mm with 2 triggers so you can fire both barrels at once
What are you, gay?
But being gay isn't that gay.It's like, a 6/10 on a gay scale.
Funnily enough, so are gay orgies.
But that's just a coincidence now isn't it?
what do you think of me smug you seem jaded against me
A glass of fresh milk with 2 tea spoons and half of chocolate powder. It's like the 8th one I'm drinking in the last 24 hours.
KYS
I don't want to see these things happening to others as much as I want them to happen to me
Checking in.
Water.
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discount filenames
Water
Come on now
Cute German tsun
Actual beer.
Now I wanna greentext some shit.
>Be me, third time out with new GF, she's a bit quirky and stuff but its okay
>Notice she carries a knife.
>Not really uncommon where I'm from (nor where I am now)
>Walk down street a bit.
>Walk past blonde chick, make eyecontact, keep going
>Gf grabs her arm.
>"DID YOU JUST FLIRT WITH HIM?"
>Wat.jpg
>"No I just looked at him."
>Gf whips out knife
>"Don't do it again or I'll cut out your eye."
>Yo what the fuck
>In shock at this point, eventually forget about it because of said shock.
>Talk about some shit.
>Mention bitchass raccoon outside my house.
>He isn't really that bad, just a bit of a nig, diggin thru my trash and fuckin with the neighbors dogs
>Next day, go outside, look up in a tree
>Raccoon hanging from a noose, gut split open
>Fuckin get a text
>"You see it right? I saw him near your trash cans, so I took care of him!"
>Fear for my life, retreat inside.
>Maybe we should break up.
>"What? WHY!? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME."
>Listen, its not you, its me, I just can't handle this kind of relationship right now. I just need some space.
>"THERES ANOTHER WOMAN ISN'T THERE?!"
>No I just.
>Starts calling me
>Answer
>"Sorry I blew up at you, maybe you do need some space.. Sorry I keep acting weird."
>"My psychologist thinks I have Dissociative Identity disorder. I think its because I'm a bit bipolar, but sometimes I wake up in places and don't remember things..."
>Its okay just calm down.
>"BUT YOU STILL LOVE ME RIGHT?! I NEED YOU. I'LL DIE WITHOUT YOU."
>Yeah, but right now I just need some time to myself and figure if I want to be in a relationship.
>"Oh thats okay. I know you'll come back."
>Two days go by
>"Are you ready to love me."
>No I'm still figuring stuff out.
>Two more days
>"WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!"
>Yo chill I'm just-
>Hear knocks on my door
>"ANONYYY~ I JUST WANNA TALK!"
>Go to door, look thru peep hole
>Sweet merciful fuck why does she have a knife out.
>Ignore her for a few minutes
Cont~
Yeah but that doesn't mean its not gay.
>Penny.
With that ex, I'd be running way further than across the country or into Europe. I'm talking "flee to the Australian outback and start a subsistence farm, spend the rest of my life fighting the far less terrifying venomous spider bats and shit."
Hell Bay dark cream ale. Local-ish microbrewery. But yeah, cork guns aren't weapons and neither are airsoft guns or paintball guns. Those are toys, albeit dangerous ones. A good, competitive shooting or hunting air rifle is definitely a weapon and can definitely fuck someone up pretty viciously at muzzle velocities of 495FPS, which is juuuuust below half the speed of sound IIRC. They'll definitely put an eye out or make you bleed a lot. The one I used to learn to shoot even had an effective range of damn near 235m for accuracy, which is pretty fucking incredible for a weapon running on hand-compressed air and firing a .177 lead pellet.
well at least you have that im the opposite and damn that sounds a little self destructive akame wouldn't want you to die you are a valuable comrade
Don't be a hypocrite.
Sorry, was trying out my Syndra impersonation. I mean
Drink bleach.
>old times
never forget the old times
madoka claimed
>Akitsushima drops in E-1E
So this is how i waste my buckets
You need to work on it.
Maybe heresy will help
Holy Holstaur, No Man's Sky has terrible ship combat
>So this is how i waste my buckets
I just want Aquila and considering how retarded E-3 is even on easy, this is gonna be annoying.
Well first I'll get Warspite obviously, but I still want cute sub and cute CV.
Please continue...
>tfw I won't be able to get any of them
I wonder if it's worth at all for me to drop buckets on E1 just for these random drops.
Ive never posted in a waifu claiming thread before
>no good ships to get to Warspite
Atleast ill have something.
>i only have 150
Lets hope i can get this soon.
How did you know?
You stalkin me boy?
tis this.
I'm not that dedicated.
Mean maid.
But I'm fierce! I'm the commander of my country's IS special force for crying out loud!
Fiercely adorable
All honesty dude, youre pretty fucked in the head to think killing rodents gets you turned on and more fucked in the head to remember a girl's locker numbee than beat off to the hand she touch you with. If anything i just hope you get fixed up real soon homie
I miss it
Im scared but intrigued. Please continue
Can i not bully?
not mean
Lucky you, I cant drink, I've got to operate heavy machinery tomorrow.Also that song got me really hard.REALLY hard.I'm going to go jerk off then go to sleep because its almost fucking 11 Jesus I've got to wake up early tomorrow.
Pic why
>no good ships to get to Warspite
That's annoying.
I could do this event on hard if I wanted, I'm doing easy because I'm lazy, kek.
I feel like I won because there wasn't much competition.
I have 170, good luck with it.
Wait, you're doing it on hard right?
Top tier.
Hey there, and welcome.
Who is your waifu, user?
>Wait, you're doing it on hard right?
Nah, I've been bored with Kancolle for the past 3 events, I don't do hard anymore.
yes and no.
yes there may have been better if more people get involved.
no its a sheep, mutton, i would of probably picked it anyway
Too bad Homu isn't in.
Or maybe he is. Go see Madoka!
Sako is still a psycho. Also, have you ever considered buying an airgun for target practice/plinking to save ammo costs?
CONT!
> She texts me "Are you at home?"
>Reply: Nah, I'm at a friend's house.
>At this point I'm hiding in my roommates room
>"Oh okay, cool."
>Hear her pick the fucking lock.
>Hear her walk into my room, put my ear to the wall
>She's smelling my pillow and my shirts
>She steals some shit, she took a shirt and one of my pairs of underwear out of the dirty clothes hamper
>Leaves and locks the door behind her.
>IMMEDIATELY BEGIN PACKING MY SHIT.
>Chairblock the door
>I am fearing for my life.
>Roommate eventually comes home, dude is basically my bro
>Unblock door for him
>"Hey whats up? Why are you packing your shit and why was the door blocked?"
>Explain what went down
>Tell him that I'm gonna be gone by tomorrow
>pack my shit
>Visit my family one last time
>Explain to them whats up
>Look little sister in the eyes before I leave.
>Listen kid, we may never see each other again, but just know that your big bro did what he had to do to survive. If I don't ever come back, know that you're still my favourite little sis.
>and I am gone.
Heard this portion from some friends.
>Be Roommatebro
>Chillin on the sofa.
>user is gone, which is kinda sad.
>His ex shows up
>Knock knock.
>"Is user home?"
>"Nah he's gone. He left town didn't he-" Realize what I'm saying
>FUCK
>She literally kicks the door in, grabs me by the throat.
>Starts yelling incoherently.
>"WHERE IS HE?!"
>She whips out a knife and puts it up to my neck.
>"WHERE IS user?!"
>"NORWAY! He's in Norway! he said he wanted to move to his ancestors homeland!"
>Sit there for what seems like 20 minutes
>She gets up, leaves
>Feel okay.
>Hear sirens outside
>Goodneighbors.jpg.
Walk out to balcony where stairs are.
>This bitch was trying to light a gas fire on the whole damn complex.
>She books it.
>Cops ask me shit, tell them
>She's gone by the next day, her friends said it was a flight to Europe. user you better thank me for that shit.
This is going nowhere for me...
May I ask what's with the lack of pictures?
Hachikuji
It's kinda odd because laziness is killing me, but at the same time, it's the only thing preventing me from doing something regrettable
You can do it
Well i did only join it a month or so ago
Very cute user waifu user
Excellent choice
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>This is going nowhere for me...
Where do you want it to go?~
If you tell me not to bully, then yes.
>Can
Well sure.
But i won't.
be lazy my friend its easier
ok ill take that i guess
I remember when I first joined, my first event was Summer 2014, I manage to finish every map up to E-5, only leaving E-6, which to this day is still probably one of the hardest maps the game ever had during an event.
Not to mention at the time there wasn't any difficulty picking, you were put into tiers based on your HQ level, so I was forced to do hard.
That's where my stockpiling syndrome came from probably, since I had to stop multiple times during the event to farm resources, kek.
>This bitch was trying to light a gas fire on the whole damn complex.
HOLY SHIT
>stellar claim
Pretty much
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I haven't seen Nisemonogatari yet, but I can tell she's adorable.
How's your day going?