I can't be bothered to do food...

I can't be bothered to do food. Is there an 'all-in-one' drink that has all the nutrition and calories that I need in the day?

soylent

Sup Forums got u covered, fam

you are in luck, OP. Semen is what you are looking for, so it right up your alley. Lots and lots of Semen.

Protip: Nigger Semen has more Vitamin C due to the nigger tropical origin.

What is that?

More?

Gotcha fam

> 2016
> Not knowing about our yearly christmas tradition
> the stench of newfag overpowers my senses and wilts my fedora

read the rules before you start posting you insufferable summerfag

Im not him but thats cum right?

I likey

>not knowing its been over like 4 years since the real jizzus posted anything

i came but yes soylent is what you are lookinbg for its made by a programer keep making that sexy mouth face tho god damn fucking cum everywhere

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Yes

look up a company called Soylent

not even joking

but be prepared to pay lots for it all
>that will be hard since you're a fat ugly shit living in your parents closet

Meal replacements
Met Rx and Myoplex are very good

Couldnt you just google this shit you asshole

Yes. Google "Soylent". It's a powdered nutrition drink that is supposed to contain all the calories and nutrients the human body needs. Careful though, I ordered some to try it once and it tasted bland as shit and made me slightly nauseous.

I really really wanna watch some nasty slut jug it. mmmmm. or ever better watch a stupid whore forced to drink it... the tears and the torment.. fuck that's hot.

try clicking the photo, you'll discover it actually opens into a bigger one! Then you can see the date stamp!

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