You're such a sweet guy, user. Why don't you have a girlfriend?

>You're such a sweet guy, user. Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Idk, guess i am just a faggot

these hoes ain't loyal fam, love em and leave em before they do the same to your ass

Because I'm ugly and have a 2 inch penis.

Never made the move, but girls in my school think im cute

Why buy a cow when you can milk yourself for free?

5'5, 25 Years old, Working for 3 years after university. Make about 80k a year. Athletic/Handsome/Cute. Dress well and I take cares of myself. Maybe I'm too metro sexual. I do go on tinder dates and run a home run from time to time with. But I've never actually had a girlfriend. Maybe I'm too nice. Or maybe because I'm short and that means small penis.

>5'5
Ouch I hope you're smart, have a good face and wide shoulders other than that idk maybe that leg breaking shit

>Maybe I'm too metro sexual
>Maybe I'm too nice
>maybe because I'm short and that means small penis
You're not helping yourself. Being metrosexual is the least of your problems, it's the self doubt "maybes" you should be worried about

Also you must not watch a lot of porn if you think short=small dick, that's kind an advantage for you though less expectations to live up to, unless your dick's totally micro then you're fucked user

Too ugly, and fat
I used to be a funny guy back in my hayday, class clown infact, and being funny does not get you any pussy, it's all a myth
Now I sit at home all day living the NEET life and jacking off to porn all day
Recently diagnosed with severe anxiety, talking to a therapist hoping it changes things
Life is a trip user

Excuse you!

I'm fat and have a small dick.

High standarts high fucking and retarded standarts

I could fuck the hippo last night or the fucking chink last week but no wtf man

Future me? Is that you?

So what you're trying to say is that you drink your own semen?

Yes.
Don't fuck the dog, meme magic is real.

What ever floats your boat man, if that is what you think that expression means

This is Sup Forums after all, nothing surprises me anymore.

True about that

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Thanks, I already knew that though :^)

Never learned how to date in highschool or college, don't know how to ask girls out, severely socially awkward, also my penis is too big :(

Because I'm a pathetic beta faggot and the only person I'll ever love already has someone to love

I lack self confidence and I'm socially awkward. I had a girlfriend once, but only because a mutual friend set us up. But I knew it wasn't going to work so I ended it. I'll never find anyone that good again anyway so why bother?

Broke up with her one week ago.

Hello Tinder my old friend, I've come to talk with you again.

Ugly and too crazy and chaotic. Also never leave the house. Fuck dat shit.

because one more rejection will most likely push me over the edge
general social awkwardness and anxiety pretty much equals forever alone
i'm simply hoping that one day i'm rich and it all simply doesn't matter

I am not myself when I try to attract a girl I like. When I see a girl as only a friend and act normal they eventually get attracted to me. Idk how to just be myself when I like someone.

Because I play fucking video games all day and fap to tranny porn

Hooker said no

Because I'm about to have three...

Finished college, dumped my shitty ex.
Move to LA, no action for a while.
Tinder it up, be extra picky.
Narrow it down to 3. One lives at the beach, one lives deep in the valley, one lives in Pasadena. They're all about 35 minutes away from me where I live, each in a different direction.

I'm gonna see how long I can get away with it and try to date all three of them. Already fucked the one at the beach, it was great so she's on the list.

Because I have a boyfriend.

I have one, she's just more autistic than I am.

Cause if I open my heart to someone, there's a good possibility that it will be broken. Not taking any chances.

Back when I was in high school, before I knew how to really talk to women, this literally happened to me. It was me and three girls, and they all were saying to me "You're such a nice guy user. Any girl would be lucky to have you." All I said back was "Yeah, anyone but you, right?" and I looked at all three of them. They all just kind of looked down and were silent. I obviously wasn't actually trying to get with any of them or I wouldn't have said that, but I felt like it helped them kind of understand my shitty situation with women.

I was a total beta loser throughout most of high school. But when I was a junior I met the most beautiful woman I've ever met to this day. Somehow I convinced her to go on a date with me. We were kind of a "thing" for two months, but never official. She eventually "cheated" on me with her ex (like I said we weren't official, but it's not like she didn't know how it would hurt me) and left me for him. I was devastated. She seemed to me the most perfect girl I'd ever met, and I actually had a chance with her, and I felt like I squandered it. Everyone told me she's just a bitch, what she did was horrible to you, that I was a good guy and it wasn't my fault, etc. But all I could think to myself was, "Where did I go wrong?"

After a lot of introspection and self reflection, I found answers. A lot of them. I learned more from that two month fling than I have learned from any other relationship in my life before or since then. I had a kind of revelation, my whole worldview changed. The amount that I learned is far too much to fit in a single Sup Forums post. Ever since then, I've been good with women. And not just women, but also people in general. Kind of sucks that I had to lose the woman of my dreams to get it, but maybe that's what all of us need in order to truly learn. Next time you fail, don't blame it on her. Scrutinize yourself. Ask where you went wrong. Find your answers. Make yourself better.

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No skin off my back if you don't.

Three paragraphs is a real stretch for you, huh?

because i'm poor

Shut your cake hole, I'm working on it yo

>Why don't you have a girlfriend?
I have three.

Fuck off with femnazi crap. Woman cheats she is a slut end of story.

Nah man, you gotta step up your thinking if you want to succeed in life. You have to think of how YOU can prevent that from happening. Sometimes it's keeping her on a tighter leash because it's her fault. Sometimes it's being better to her because it's your fault. But either way, no matter what the situation, no matter who the person, there is always something YOU can do.

>6.2
>108 kg (because fuck Imperial measurement, metrics are superior)
>fat
>low self-esteem
>large build thanks to which i don't appear that fat
>poor hygiene habits
>Can't be arsed with one, got enough problems as is.
>Too nice to others, therefore considered dumb.
>No money to pay for one.

I don't believe I need one. They're way too much trouble than they're worth. Attracted to girls? Hell yes.
>Why don't you date any then?
I suppose I'm not ready for a relationship just yet. I'd have to get my own life in order first before I fuck around with relationships.

Also from what I've seen girls are batshit crazy and manipulative.

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Because Elissia doesn't remember me but I love her more than she knows. I haven't really felt anything to any other girl except her. I remember, years ago, when she asked me, in a grocery store, to go to prom with her friend but I wanted anything to go with her. I didn't say anything due to crippling teenage shyness.

Ellie, you deserve so much more.