Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Hate Chen

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No shit

Later dude

Clammed

Iowa claimed

Ah the more you know. Do dirt bikes like to break down and shit alot? not alot of biking knowledge. So towards my lands huh? Nothing too specific I see

Well if you want a little taste I'm not stopping you~

Well not just for that but if I do happen to go for whatever reason that'll be one of my stops!

Jesus christ that's alot of people. Might just be because it's new right?

Hey doll face whats up?

(Yuno)
That's pretty good, never found that one before.

I like this one.
youtube.com/watch?v=5kyHmFQnHcA

Aww, well see you later!

Ya, the torque on them is insane, but running at a constant speed for long periods of time is bad for them. Why I would never daily a dirt bike unless I had to.

Super super simple! If you've got 5-10 minutes, you\ve got a meal. Combine it with some chocolate milk (Not dipping, just for a drink) and some mac and cheese, and you've got a ghetto 90s kid lunch! Very cheesy, but very good.
I don't do it with all burgers though, that's the weird part. Ah well, it can't be worse than the people who put mayo on their pizza, or ketchup on steak.
It is. Even around 5 AM, you can hear things start to pick up. I couldn't imagine dealing with all that noise every day like I used to. Shit was horribru.

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still here

Kirby is very popular down there i think and there's a lot of fun and amazing stuff in there.

Not that surprising that the lines are huge.

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It's fucking tomoko who spams these threads, everytime he shows up the spammers do as well.

What's your excuse?

Punished Gumi claimed.

QOTT: is it still shitposting if you're posting about your waifu ?

If you're talking about her then no.

But if you are just posting images it is.

It's Chen. It's even has his NS when he posts.

Stop trying to make me feel guilty.

>when you dont have a namesync

They'll only break down if you neglect them. But they're built for immediate abuse, with the intention that you'll take care of them after. Not to mention the fact that the oil needs to be mixed with the gas on a lot of them.
Yep, up towards the freedom lands! Maybe I could bring an extra helmet and we could go do those sik burnouts at Ikas!

Then I might just go for more than a little taste if you won't stop me~

I wouldn't think so.

why would i?

Doll claimed.

(Squid)
I don't have a chance online, I've barely got the controls down.

Like that name. Nothing much, just gonna start some breakfast and maybe play something afterwards. Yourself?

Alright then, I'll give it a shot. Might make some bacon to go with it too.
Only issue is I don't like chocolate milk,so I'll have to skip for now.
That's real odd then. Hey if it's a bad steak then all sauces are fair game in my opinion.
Must be a nice break from the regular rat race.

As I can see. How're you doing?

So i can't be a literal two faced brat? damn.

just playing some xcom enemy unknown. you?

who knows? it probably is, because you're not saying anything constructive at all.
but in here, in /waifu/, shitposting is considered as replying anonymously, because you're too afraid that you're going to be judged, or nobody will care about your opinion if you're posting your "waifu" ( more like an avatar, in this case. ), because you are not really old.

>two faced brat
I only have one face because I don't care what anyone thinks of me and nobody takes me seriously, either way.
you, on the other hand, have many.

poor cat.

I'm sorry guys, you have my full attention now.

It's pretty fun once you learn all the shit. One thing I have learned is that defense is a lot better than offense. As long as you can slowly whittle their damage up without taking damage yourself then your good.

This again? I told you before, of your going to do burnouts, then do them at my neighbors house. They are assholes.

fuck

Tell me, how does this namesync work?

You can tell who's who by a label correct? or does it not apply to everybody.

It only applies to people who have it AND are using one. If you have it and aren't using it then they still show up as anonymous.

What were we talking about again?

What happened anyway? did you have to do something?

I had to deal with personal things. Sadly that happens a lot. I think we were talking about you eating at BR with friends or something.

why does everyone hate me?

i just want to be friends with everyone in this thread

youtube.com/watch?v=Yyfdcoocex8

I don't hate you. I just don't talk to you for some reason.

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I got lost for a good 5 seconds on where I was in my living room.

I'd imagine it is! I wonder if someone has some pic sthere

Still though thats a huge line! it'll be worth it tho

Well I'd imagine everything will break down by neglecting them! I imagine you always do the initial abuse to your bike. tho if you do end up coming near me hit me up and I don't mind going on this adventure.

Maybe for another time~ Gonna head off

Nobody ever called you that? Fuck that was alot of missed chances. I take it you woke up and ready for a great day? Hope you're doing better than the last time we spoke. I'm doing fine but I'm just about to step out for the night. Sorry bout that.


Anyways later all

CLAIM brewer Asuka-chan

just watched all of your source and got sad. real sad. but enjoyed it!

Well i guess you are all on to me now, a shame as i only have myself to blame.

What a great movie that was

Bacon goes well with it from what I've seen. Don't like pork, so I couldn't vouch for it, but I see some people put bacon bits in the grilled cheese itself.
What about strawberry milk?
The only bad steak is one that's not cooked... or one that's past medium.
It is, but I one day hope to go back to that rat race, in the form of a shop. Oh how I'll dream...

Fiiiiine!

Ya, it's just they break down a bit faster with it. And I just might!
>If it happens, I'll let you know for sure on Monday.

Later Freedom Bote, I'll be holding you to that~

Tarantino knows his stuff.

Why do you hate me?

thats cool. there is a 100 chapter manga if you want more. i think the new one hits in a day or 2

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Hmm? Did I give off a angry vibe or something? All I tried to do was give out the info you wanted, nothing else. I'm not even usually angry. I get irritated but never angry.

My neighbor is literally the house next door. Meaning I could walk out my house and still you'd be there.

We don't talk like we used to (

Ah, well sorry to hear that.

Yeah it was quite fun.

You playing any vidya lately?
Well we have the site for it.
kirbycafe.jp/
It was pretty good but only watched it once a long time ago.

Oh yeah, forgot you were that Tomoko, how're you finding it?
I'm good, making some breakfast at the minute.

It's pretty fun at the moment, I'm still terrible though. Ah I see, that's probably my issue then.

Great film.

Yuuko does, people just tend to stick with Doll. Maki says Dollar sometimes which is pretty funny to me. Nah, felt shit when I woke up, but now I'm up and about I'm pretty good. Was I doing bad last time we spoke? No problem, you need your bote nap.
Night.

If it's any consolation, Chen's pretty cute.

That sounds lovely actually, I'm gonna do that.
I'm not a fan of milk in general really.
You can tell when a steaks sauce worthy usually, depends on the source.
You wanna own a shop? Let me guess, a car/bike one?

Drunken gaming ahoy

Besides grinding for olympics lootboxes in Overwatch. Playing a final Favreau fantasy mobile game. It's alright, it's gacha pull as hell, but money isn't required to get the full experience.

Do you like interstellar?

sorry
its pretty neat. this is my second attempt and its going a lot smoother. what are you having?

why do you hate me rory

thanks. she is, indeed.

Don't even know you m8.

Yes, but it's not YOUR house! It's just not the same!

Wew boy, here we go!
Really? I love the stuff. Give me a gallon of milk, and a bottle of strawberry syrup, and as long as it stays cold, I'll down the whole thing solo given a couple hours.
I dunno, I generally don't use sauce at all. I like spices more than anything.
Holy shit, you gotta be psychic. How did you know?!

Interesting, never got into FF but i'd play as cloud in smash if he had the dress.
Never heard of it, i just watched the other one because the western vibe.

Nah, I like going offensive more. Just make sure you get control of the stage and you are good. If it ever becomes about 50-50 then you try defense.

Fine! Then do it in front of my house! You'll bother them anyways.

Would you like a fortune reading, Chen? It seems like you could use one.

Wew, didn't you get a card.
Death - Reversed
Change is going to come in your near future, even if you try to resist it. Your best bet is to simply accept it for what it is, and not worry about it.

>Makoto


Wow, you're really harsh.

Does The Hateful Eight come anywhere near it?

I dont hate you

You didn't seem angry, i was just upset because i was caught.

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Oh. Final Fantasy is my favorite franchise of all time. I love all the entries in the series, with XIII, XI, VI being top for me. Basically grew up with it along other series.

Interstellar is an amazing movie to me. Without spoiling too much. An astronaut leads a team of people through a wormhole to another galaxy in search of a new habitable worlds, because our earth is dying. He is constrained by time as the longer he takes to find a planet, the led time left on Earth there is for people and his family. And is set in the near future with lots of science and science fiction and "deep" emotional themes.

Claimed.
Don't hate me guys i committed heresy.

You were expecting a meme

But it was me, Dio!
soundcloud.com/thrifty-sofes/fukc

Hated you before.

Momoko-chan new chapter is out in 5 day.

Hey guys back from a pretty boring walk, just how I like it
How is everyone doing in here?

The best kind.

Ah what difficulty are you on? Always good to have a trial run, especially on Iron Man.
Gonna make a grilled cheese with bacon. Never had it before.

You up to anything anyway?

Bby no

Impending explosion let's go!
Nah I can't stomach the stuff. Even worse with the weird syrup muxer things.
I used to use sauces a hell of a lot more when I was younger, but now I tend to go more with spices, as you said. Still useful though.
A slight hunch. When are you thinking of setting it up? Near future?

Gotcha, I'll give that a shot then.

Interesting, i should look into the series at some point, don't think i'll like it as much as Xenoblade but it's always worth a shot. what game do you think it's best to start at and what console?

Huh, i guess i should check that movie out if i can find it.

I suppose you are Sachi.
Do you still hate me

Do you hate Chen aswell?

Ok then.

>Don't hate me
>I committed heresy
Pick one.

I'm doing good. You like boring walks?

There's other stuff like tricking them and stuff but you'll learn that as you go. Good luck!

Doing fine, you?

>Nui

i was way off.
you know the same. you?
normal. feel like a blue milk run would be best so i know what i have to do.never had grilled cheese or bacon? or both?

Nice creepshot

No and yes
Chen is O.K.

I know i know

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Kk, that I shall do!

Oh wow, it's been quite some time since I did any readings. I completely forgot.

>Did anything come of that reading?

I'll be expecting to hear the results!
Mmm, fair enough. I always got told my stomach would hate me for drinking so much, till I did then laughed in their face. My stomach is bullet proof, I swear. Once drank like, 20 cartons of orange juice at a NASCAR race my mom took me to, she made a joke about how I was going to have a flaming asshole from them. Stomach took it like a champ, and I was fine.
I have come to appreciate sauce on ribs recently. Never liked it before.
Nah, I need to get some classes in, then get some experience under my belt before I do that.
>Also, I think it was you that I was going to show the drawing my friend made me a while back. This was the final.

I prefer them yea, just me my dog and some cows here and there
What are you up to?
Still not sleeping I'm glad to see that
Whats up?
Gaming?
>That's all I'm gonna guess
I'm doing that anyway

Yes. Change came, and is still coming.

Anyway, for anyone who is into MILFs here is a pic of my mom.

well i would do more but i dont know what

Up is a direction i believe.

Anyway not much, still the same as before, song you posted was neat, listening to this now.
youtube.com/watch?v=pz4zk7OX8co

The FF games I'd recommend are: IV,V,VI,VII,IX, Tactics. Other FF titles are more controversial or not as universally loved. Although my favorite is the XIII trilogy. The music in the series is always amazing for every title.

Interstellar gave me huge feels and mindfucks near the climax of the film. DON'T LET ME GO! It's made by the same director as Inception and Dark Knight Trilogy. And same amazing composer.

Who are you then?

I should really look into that movie then, can't say no to any of those.

What console can and should i get those ones on?

Well you're browsing here so I guess that's something
No music?
>Up is a direction
I love these jokes

Nice glad you liked and I love that song, the remix is pretty awesome

Wew wew! She's in the nude!

>Cows here and there
Oh wow! Are they out in the open or something? Do they just roam around?
I just finished playing some smash. I stopped since my replays slots were full.


Not like I had a choice.

Some guy

Her sister.

Just posting pictures with my family members.

Not really they're behind fences but that doesn't stop them from fucking with my dog
>They like to run along and moo at him
What smash do you play?

Anything else you're listening too perhaps?
Wait, what's this about your dog and cows?

Shit missed this.
I haven't actually seen the hateful eight, was meant to with a few friends when it came out in the cinema, but we never got round to it. Will have to pick it up though when I can.

Ah fair enough. Later on it becomes a little too safe on normal though, but it's where you should start. Grilled cheese. I've had bacon before.

You will!
I don't think it should be that much of an issue unless you're lactose intolerant. I thought your issue wouldn't be your asshole, but your stomach exploading from 20 fucking cartons. Your stomach has seen some things man.
Exactly, if it's a good sauce its usually alright.
Ah fair enough, like working at a shop for experience? What classes are you doing?
>That's pretty good actually.

Thanks, will let you know how I get on.

As I can see, looks like a tight knit family.

IV, V, VI are originally NES titles, but are available on GBA and PSP except VI. VII is a PS1 game but is available on Steam and PS3/PS4. IX is PS1 but has same case as VII. Tactics is a PS1 game.

Most of these are available on the Iphone/Android app store or can easily be emulated on any device or PC.

just whatever the xcom track is playing.
well grilled cheese is good if its made right

Oh, and even slower replies now, gonna try this.

I'm hoping I can make it right then.

Good Morning.

up early as fuck again.

Eating salt water taffy

How's everyone else doing?.

No problem, I have the same problem.
Heard mixed opinions about it.

Right now not I'm sorry, I'm playing fire emblem while watching some dudes talk about the upcoming NX

Yea its pretty funny, cows are really happy and want to play with my dog. Luckily they're behind fences but they still run after him
I'm not sure if I remember the xcom music, is it any good
But you're not a music guy in general?
Ayo shino. The fuck is a salt water taffy
I'm having a peaceful day for a chance

no real tips. i dont cook
its nothing great. i played the violin for a few years forever ago

I hope it's good change at least.

Nah, you did. I would've did it over there if you had stuck to it all the way up till I got there.

Ya it has. I think I've also downed like, 20 cans of Dew in the span of 2 days, while eating a crap load of snacks to boot. It's honest to god been through hell and back.
Just your average BBQ sauce you can buy from the store I think.
Yep! And basic automotive classes, just to learn the basics of wrenching. Birthday's coming up in a few months, so all I'm gunna ask for is tools, and money.
>Yep, I tipped him $5 extra because it came out better than I expected!

I just got FF7 on my phone yesterday. I always thought those games would be dope as hand held games. I was right.

Its lke goopy candy shit. its super good.

Hey bby