>Aprox 2000~ dollars from japan with shipping included
>70~ish pounds of weight total
>5'4 height
>3 holes
>vag 7 in deep
>anus 7 in deep
>mouth 5 in deep
>apparently decent detailed feet
>aprox 2 weeks travel time
>many other chest sizes to pick from but this was the largest they had
Should I do it, Sup Forums?
Other urls found in this thread:
link?
I mean if you're the type of person willing to pay 2,000$ for a sex doll it's not likely you'll be having sex with a human anytime soon anyway, go for it.
you should film it all and post it on Sup Forums
bit saggy innit?
Rekt
I've heard their a bitch to clean. You literally have to remove the interior of the "hole" to wash it. Honestly, the doll is just a really fancy fleshlight holder.
Go to amazon and type in KingMansion. I shit you the fuck not I learned this from /jp/ the other day
How are you going to explain this to your mum when she comes to do your laundry though?
A full body wash is annoying, yes. But if its a one and done in a hole all you need is a washcloth and a plastic dildo, cleanup is done in minutes and after a pat dry in the used area and a small baby powdering you can slide it under the bed again.
Hmm, really Japan?
Theres some cheap shit here
Or you can just blow your load into a sock and throw it into the wash like a regular degenerate... Who wants to spend a half hour cleaning up after they jerk off? You and I both know that shits just going to sit in there until it curdles.
So everytime you want to fuck her, you have to do one hour of preperation and cleanup while topping at 2 minutes inside her?
Seems like a good alternative for any date I've had.
I got my own doll a few years back
>get horny
>take it off the rack
>toss on bed
>fuck it
>came inside
>get the plastic dildo it came with
>get wash cloth
>wrap cloth around dildo
>clean sweep inside all dried and everything
>toss some baby powder on the area (not inside) you used
>reapply to rack
Cleanup is not a bitch as people make it out to be.
>
>So everytime you want to fuck her, you have to do one hour of preperation and cleanup while topping at 2 minutes inside her?
>
>Seems like a good alternative for any date I've had.
Real girls are cheaper
>real, quality girls are cheaper
FTFY
Have you ever looked at the price of a pair of wedding rings?
Why buy one of these as opposed to a real doll?
would you get a realistic dimensioned one or an unrealistic one like pic related?
A real doll for $2000 is a bargain.
Shit, i thought there were sub 1500. I get promotional shit from porno companies (sex shop owner) and they had one base features for less
still browsing, but big tits are fun.
price and uncertainty. cheaper ones from overseas range from 350 dollars (like 2 feet high but still has a metal skeleton) to 3000 dollars (5'5" with metal skeleton) with lots in between and seem to be more feminine with facial structure. the ones on the realdoll site are actually a little too real when it comes to the face and kinda creepy to me, these more asian faces with more sculpting and less real live models having a negative of their face in some plaster is more appealing.
Like if they decay fast, or too hard to clean, or comes damaged, or not my thing, im only out maybe 1000 dollars instead of realdolls 8000 dollars
not the american company real dolls, made someplace in asia
wheres it from?
Thanks for the answer man. I wish you the best of luck. Dont let haters sway you, im thinking about getting one of these now
>Question
Does it come with clothes
Q&A from the sellers say it comes with a random outfit, no details. also random wig
Those bastards. Like id be pissed if i got a red head or some shit
there are dozens of other sellers and hundreds of other dolls, but this is in the OP
Oh I read more of the Q&A, if you email them via amazon with your preference they attempt to comply. like if you asked for a blonde wig, you will get a blonde wig
Well, they are less bastards than i thought
>make vids
>post on Sup Forums
also how do you hide this thing?
In a closet, or buried in the backyard in a thunderstorm
>hide
either get one of those under the bed plastic bins and slide it under and cover it with dirty cloths or live alone
Is there a negro version of these?
i think you should invest in a more quality one. if you go with some lower leveled one i think you'd just want another version more than that, ending up spending more money in the long run.
Id prop it up when im gone with a gun in its hand to prevent burglars. But if they are black they just gunna rape my sexdoll
Id like to know breast and skin feel before paying that much. Atleast with realdoll you can pay 5 bucks for a sample to feel
Yeah, can you get a custom color? I would like to have a green to have some alien kink fantasy with. Can they also change some of the parts, like remving the nose or replace the vaganoa with something else?
is this what you where talking about because it's all I saw and I can't expect that amazon would allow that
sweet got trips
Nah mate, i aint op but i just searched king mansion in amazon and got tons of good shit
JESUS makes best sex
>2016
>falling for the marriage meme
Thats just you doing that shit to yourself maine.
As opposed to nutting in a napkin then tossing it. Then jumping on tinder and finding a real fuck hole I can but in.
The most time I spend masturbating is finding the right video to beat it to.
Not the OP but found this. they got lots and lots of dolls
>Vibrating sphincter
Sold
go there retard fag
dollforum.com
This shit is depressing. I am ashamed of our species.
this+chicken tendies=
the virgin survival pack
Can they extend the nose a litle? Want to have some concentration kink
Fuck you too
I bet you do missionary for the sole purpose of procreation
What about Mtn dew gamerzfuel?
Don't worry, we won't last that much longer.
We abandoned it because of Overwatch and normies
awww I see It dosnt show up on the app
Do they have ridges inside? I once bought a fleshlight but except for several bumps in a straight line it was completely smooth. I had to manually add ridges using a nail clipper.
Kek
Literally the funniest thing I've seen on Sup Forums in 8 years
Honestly have no idea and didnt think of it. none of the pics had a cutout shot of the insides.
Well, i imagine the insert is a stardard size with an O connector. You could probably shove a fleshlight in it instead
> engineer detected
Anytime, user
Found an xray of the dolls insides from this manufacturer in the OP. one solid piece, cant take out the vag and apparently comes with its own cleaning tool
i am a bit confused as why would you buy a 2000$ doll when you can buy an actual Ukrainian woman for 500 more.
>Ukrainian woman has beard and will leave you for pig farmer
nah look at the catalog. they are fit
mail in bride is not a meme it's alive and kicking
You have to feed those...
Because it will age and become americanized eventually. between the 500 dollars spent on the woman + plane ticket you are already around the 1500 dollar mark
2000 dollars for a never aging fucktoy plus some talc powder maintenance is sounding better every second
Yea man, and she totally wont divorce you after the 3 year probation. She wont fuck other dudes cause you can totally keep her locked up in a basement
...
Weird innit
a hookers like 100 what the fuck dude
I want one of those huge butt things.
I had a gif of one, but I can't find it atm...
You gotta keep buying a hooker, and thats assuming hell only fuck her 20 times. Also VD
Man that looks nice. I'd love to shove my entire arm in there.
Well thats disturbing
Innit?
Serious question to OP
is the doll a hobby thing? or do you prefer dolls to real women?
have you had sex with a woman before?
have you had sex with a doll before?
honest interest
>Lurk fag, not op
Ive had sex with both, and women are better, but sometimes you just need more than they can give
Never have to wine and dine a doll, or make sure to say the right shit. You just thrust and cum. Anytime.
Women when you want the thrill of thr hunt
Doll when you just wanna nut
>is the doll a hobby thing
Honestly have no idea
>sex with a woman
Yes, a few different women.
>sex with a doll before
nope, first one if I get the balls enough to order one
If I ever become rich I will buy 5 for a massive weirdo teaparty. The dresscode will be robes and flipflops nothing else.
Edgy fag here.
I thought it was a pretty gud joke
buy doll buy suit of armor store doll in armor no one will ever know
Real robot fucktoys are coming soon,with a learning AI that will replace annoying real women.
Just in time for ISIS to take over.
kek'd
this, but armor is expensive as fuck tho'. I'm into HEMA and reenactment, i'm buying my first suit of milanese full plate armor, far more expensive than one of those dolls... But maybe once the suit is complete i could get one and use your idea
what is disturbing? Arm? Pfff this just an regular fetish man. Pic? And what with that? It's just a regular anime pic
In a coffin
Yes and they are half price.
Chii? CHIIIIIIIIII?
Thats why the tits are so big, they are filled with mtn dew!
you put it in the passenger seat and you can drive in the carpool lane. also people are less likely to steal your car if they think you fuck one of those things.
Grooming your vag haha did you paint your toenails afterwards?
Looks shaped for pig dik
Or stab you with scissors while you sleep.