Noot Noot!

Noot Noot!
Oi ya facking macro monkey, I know ya still out there!
Now get here and tell me what I want to know or... or... Ya in big trouble Mr!

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NOOT FUCKING NOOT
You out the macro fag monkey?

Oi u fukken wanna go m8

You fucking bet I do!

Wrong fucking move ya wanker

And why is that?
I'll bounce ya fucking head pal.

Try me faggot see what happens

Depends if it's worth my trouble.
Are you the macro monkey?

Maybe, what's it to ya?

I want to speak to the macro monkey.

Depends, are you the chosen one?

I decide!

The macro monkey only speaks to the chosen one. So are you or are you not the chosen one?

Look faggot I haven't got time for your games!
I'm mid way through a brute force script.
Are you him or not?

Oi if u knew anything about the macro monkey, you'd know that this is a thing between him and the chosen one. It has been for over a thousand years. Now is the chosen one present or are going to continue to waste my time ya fawkin wanka.

Yes, I am Pingu!

THE pingu? The pingu who is destined to rid the land of the undesirables and cleanse the earth?

Look dick slap, are you gonna help me or noot?

Oi shithead I've explained you several times what is needed for the macro monkey to help you. But if you want to ignore that and let the ancient ritual take place, thus ushering in the great torment, then that's just fine by me. It's your funeral, ya git.

I am the great torment, no fuckers gonna mess with this beak.

Ah! I see through your bluff. What you failed to realize is that the great torment was in front of you all along. Now if you are the chosen one, we shall have a battle that will echo throughout the ages. Otherwise you shall be eaten in exactly 0.5 seconds.

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Lets fucking go motherfuckerrr!

How foolish of you, only the chosen one can even begin to think of battling me. Any last words before you shall be devoured?

I'm fuck you up!
You're gonna wish you never entered this thread you self entitled piece of shit.

Truly pingu went out with a heroic scream, it is all over now.

It's over when I say it's over!

POWER NOOT!

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Do your worst, your ghostly zombie magic has no effect on the living.

Not me nigga but shits gonna go down now.

>Noozi noozi

Dude...
you're the first post without an image.
Sort it out.
You fail at life.

Scared you off...

Didn't I nigga?

And noot be coming back, unless you have the macro monkey with you.

Victory lap.

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