Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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rynogt4
>DJ Rap
Hooooooly shit, I've heard she is still making some oldschool jungle live sets. She is fucking good.
And yeah that was me.
I HAVE AN UNHEALTHY FIXATION ON LETTUCE
>my girlfriendfu we haven't got married yet
Yeah dude. the party is oldschool as fuck Not even releasing the location tell the day b4. So many crazy ppl are going. Gonna be nuts.
Im heading to berlin in october to say with my buddy who is a DJ producer on Drumcode label.
Clever
You can still "switch" without it being heresy.
You could call it "breaking up" with her
>Getting married
Zozzled.
>We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish >bowl, year after year,
>Running over the same old ground.
>What have we found?
>The same old fears.
>people playing Warframe on their WalMart modems with 300+ ping
Bet they are on a laptop too. Fucking shitters.
ok?
Damn that's really cool, I wish I could have enough money to afford to go to such parties like this.
>when you forgot your image
I JUST FINISHED A WHOLE HEAD OF LETTUCE
when we're married she'll be a waifu
>"Prinz"
So is she a gffu or a gfu?
>Going to parties
Why?
Hello IETomoko
That's probably very bad for your health.
But user-kun
Laptops are better than desktops
But lettuce is a vegetable.
Iceberg lettuce is okat
Wanna erp?
Wanna erp?
You're going to be shitting green.
QOTT: whats your favorite type of lettuce?
Wanna Erp?
I realistically can't afford it. I'm getting guest listed other wise i wouldn't go. Even then i'am kinda on the fence about it.
There's a couple other promoters that are suppose to being going from Minneapolis. If they don't go im prob not. Also if its too far from where i live, thats gonna factor into my decision. I wish they would of booked surgeon. Maybe some more banging techno guys.
You ever hear of Misstress barbara?
youtube.com
I was at this festival. I used to go to Detroit every year.
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> Vitamin A 533%
Yeah its bad for you.
sure bb
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Calamity-masu'd
Aw then you're lucky but that's kinda risky anyway due to the distance between your town and the town where all this party will start. And yeah would be good if they could add more techno artists. Also that shit is lovely, never heard of her though.
Did you hear of Chicago Skyway? His sets are fucking 10/10
youtube.com
You begin.
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I see you fully clothed, standing in the classroom.I jizz in my pants.
THE END
Wow..................
:3
I'll become a mutant from my excessive intake in lettuce and join the X-Men.
Right now I'm eating another head
here
S-mug
Sounds dope
I know you like acid.
Check out this dude one of my really good friends he's awesome. He's a promoter too.soundcloud.com
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>It's hot.
Hey SmugMug Tomoko.What's up?I'm just watching this guy talk about eating 1000% his daily Vitamin A
Rose.
claim
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Doll claimed.
I love Wish you were here.
Your hot
and anotha one
Hey Esdeath
yes
nothing much automatic Israeli rifle that is also a cat girl. thats a lot of vitamin A
hey whats up with you?
Actually galil is a fox
These threads have really gone down the shitter.
>you'll be fine
>better than rem
Nothing much.
This is true
m.youtube.com
I know these threads are FUCKING SHIT, but you are not making them any better.
I mean, it was cool and all, people were discussing things, sharing music, now every old user is lurking or just claiming because those threads are filled with cancer like you.
/waifu/ was never great
but now is really at it wit's end
this what you were looking for?
Can i cum on u user?
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>>>/global/rules/2
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thats the joke
its ok
I feel like I know this guy. I swear to go I used to know him personally from the past. Does anyone have his name?
No.
Can u send me noods?
No.
Suki zadnitsu grebanyy pedik ne delayut menya poshel na khuy vverkh, kak ya trakhal tvoyu mamu vverkh mudak ty ye
Y not tho
Wot
Ryan Burton
Suki zadnitsu grebanyy pedik ne delayut menya poshel na khuy vverkh, kak ya trakhal tvoyu mamu vverkh mudak ty ye
Because I said no.
wew
cool shootin any guns?
Good morning! How are you all?
Glupyy grebanyy Yevropeyskiy rogonosets ne mogu chitat' slavnuyu mat'
Prety pls i need a qtpi virjin bf
Nah, its raining here.
Morgen. I'm fine, watching some anime. And you?
You can find those other places.
Playing League at 4 in the morning
>hopefully no one feeds
I like her she goes into my freindfus with yuno and seryu
same here
>love it when it rains hate sunny days
What lanes do ya usually play?
I prefer lightly cloudy so the sun isn't super bright, because rain makes the next day humid and humid+90 degree heat fucking SUCKS.Plus rain gets in the way of a lot of things and means I can't go shooting.
Pls b my qtpi virgin bf im a cute grill
I already said you can find them other places. I already have Shiro.
I think that Wish You Were Here is one of the more depressed albums of Pink Floyd. Just like The Final Cut
If this post ends in a 5, you must post an image of your Waifu eating fruit, tell what her favorite fruit is, and explain why its her favorite.
show me sum wew
Ubiraysya ty chertovski glupo rogonosets
E-1 c is going to drive me insane.
Waifu Machine, you're better than this.
>Pink Floyd
>Not Pink Guy
Shit tier music taste
I always love rain and storms. It used to mean we didnt have to clean that day or do anything outside
Fruit is healthy, you fuck.
3 more kills to finish E-3, easy having double BBHime on preboss aswell is kinda silly but whatever.
I still need to farm for Aquila and Nimu anyways, atleast I got myself an Arashi though.
Can u b my qtpi virgin bf
I'm a cute girl
I've only been up for an hour or so and I'm already hungry. I put out some hot dogs to thaw, but drinking anything isn't satisfying my hunger. Whatever, I think I can wait for a bit longer.
shower scene?
>"muh froot"
1000% LETTUCE
>freezing hotdogs
>not just refrigerating them
Eh.
I meant you're better than not getting the get you tried to get.
Also lettuce guy is eating 1000% of his daily Vitamin A.
Romane lettuce?
Better not be iceberg.
Hey guys. I'm back
having a great day what about you /waifu/?