Badly describe plots of movies

Badly describe plots of movies

four kids come out of the closet.

your first family reunion

fat rey mysterio is religious.

Narina

Narnia.

You fucking dick.

narnia. too fucking obvious and trying too hard. shit thread. saged.

The music of Katy Perry saves the world

Nacho Libre

Simpsons Movie.

a bunch of criminals and some girl who likes to doodle, do sedatives and take a lot of naps.

Birthday boy makes father's job impossible to do

In a world where feels are illegal, law enforcer burns his wife

I Robot, the romantic comedy.

Nope.

Bump

her?

Click.
Or
Billy Madison.

French people keep getting shitted on by the whole world while everyone sings.

Les Miserables?

No.

No

Too easy. You got that right!

The interview

demolitionist steals medallion and befriends a little girl

dad is a dick to his kid gets addicted to coffee

Girl in a coma goes on an adventure in the dangerous wilderness in order to find her way home. Ignores riches laid before her that she could take on her way, then performs ice bucket challenge for the bad guy before the end.

Possessed rag dolls except they're good ones and fight edgy scrapbots with scissors and flashlights

Fairly Odd Parents.

Toy Story

No

You got me by two seconds.

it's like bonnie and clyde but in the future. like really far it's almost like science fiction

Ding ding.

A fox steals for a living, ends up ruining life for everyone.

2fast4you

>check'em

No
Did you even read past the first line?

The goonies

Kicking and screaming

equilibrium try harder

Guy is disarmed while trying to make vlogs

Zootopia.

>Dumb bitch in a gang bang in the woods passes out drunk for a couple years.

HOLY SHIT TRIPS

Fantastic Mr. Fox

Zootroplise or Disney Roben hood

boi

Liar Liar?

liar liar?

I got a good one
>Maybe he did do it, maybe he didn't.
>I'm leaving here, via chisel
>Mexico!

Good user, didn't think anyone would get it!

Yes^^

Alright then small soldiers

I don't even know what that movie is so no

Nope. Guess again.

Ding ding ding

Jungle to Jungle

Ding ding ding!

>Fights scrapbots with a flashlight.
>Woody uses flashlight to defend self against baby scrapspider.
>'Did you read past the first line'.
>Mfw Poster is autism

Small Soldiers?

You must be Portuguese. Believe it's the only place where they called it Zootropolis.

See

Kek

Hot woman in love with worthless food addict and the end up traveling across time with a man that smells like feet and boozes

Refer toHe's autistic and doesn't know what he's talking about therefore it's toy story

Break things Bradley

No

The movie 9.

Why the fuck didn't I think of that.

Oh shit I forgot about that part
But notice PLURAL
I wouldn't be that fucking specific
Salty you can't get it right because you watch shit movies
Winner winner chicken dinner

Jew forces an interracial couple where somehow the black guy is the more tolerable one

Shawshank Redemption?

An American lands in foreign location, kills the local leadership, then struggles to find an exit strategy.

Rush hour?

The interview

Delta Farce?

Lone survivor?

Genie demon thing fights himself by summoning dragons and shit
ARE YOU SURPRISED?
ARE YOU SURPRISED?
ARE YOU SURPRISED?
ARE YOU SURPRISED?

Crippled guy decides to turn furry after seeing how better their life is.

ok bud

pls stop

harry potter and the chamber of secrets.

Drugs, reptiles, and journalism

No one watches closely.

Best leader ever
Round nuke
Ded
Small nuke
Ded
Second in command shaves him so nobody knows it's him in America except in a bad way because he's not going undercover or anything he can't go back
Works for Tumblrina shitlord
Stopped watching after that because I have a small attention span

Inception

A general who's worried about his fluids ends the world

Some asshole with a bowl cut loves killing people and tossing coins.

robots In love

The dictator?

The Prestige

No country for old men

Anybody?

no but I lol'd

Wallllllll-eeeeeee

dr strangelove

Dingdingding

Heck yea

Yep

Good shit!

Yep^^