Europeans
>Take a shit
>Wipe
>Flush
>Go over to bidet
>Wash ass with soap designed for ass cleaning
>Wipe clean ass with designated ass drying towel
>Pull up pants
>Stay clean until next shit
Americans
>Take shit
>Wipe
>Flush
>Pull up pants
>Walk with dried shit in ass until next shower
Why are you so filthy?
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there are such things as baby wipes
>clean
>ass
pick 1
so what you are saying is you have a communal ass towel?
I usually shit directly into the mouth of a yuropoor, who then licks my asshole clean of shit. It works out pretty great.
I skip wiping. Wash my ass sitting on toilet using shower
>until next shower
Implying I spread my ass cheeks in the shower
>Implying I spread my ass cheeks in the shower
They're spread for you when you drop the soap, faggot.
we dont need to wash muslim slime out of our assholes constantly
>>Take a shit
>>Wipe
>>Flush
>>Go over to bidet
WRONG
bidets are degenerated things
How a real Euromaster takes a shit
>Take a shit
>Wipe
>Moist toilet tissues
>WIPE AGAIN TILL DRY (thats the key)
>Flush
>Pull up pants
>Stay clean until next shit
im european and no one in my country has a bidet only some hotels use it.....
Hey I use baby wipes. Works just as good as washing.
This. i think most people don't even have a bidet and i'm from fucking france
My arse , nobody from france says "fucking"
I wipe with toilet paper then use 1-2 baby wipes. Works great.
>clean ass
Are you faggots or something?
moist toilet wipes are the scourge of sewer systems. you should stop using them.
wouldn't you be happier posting about how white girls like black cock.
I mean if you're going to troll.
Amerifag here. I usually take a shit before I shower in the morning after coffee. If I need to during the day, it is a "clean shit". I use a shit-load of tp a flush multiple times. Then I shower later. Bidet's. lol Fags.
Same here...
>saw only one bidet in my life
>didnt know how to use it
>nevermind
Just let the shit dry and fall of...the proper man way
Been abroad to France and britain. Haven't seen even one bidet. Looks like euro fags can still learn.
Probably. The ass is designed to not be clean (away from face, plus the crack hides the shit).
I have bidets but wipe, besides wasting time I don't like the water in my ass when not showering
>moist toilet wipes are the scourge of sewer systems
not in a 1st world country
only thing we had here in vienna was some mainwaterbursts lately but we also had some stronger earthquakes too shortly
when you sit and sweat on your ass because its summer then you want a clean ass.
Moving from Italy to Canada, the single thing I miss the most is a bidet.
Now everytime after I take a shit I wash my ass in the shower.
I suggest to anyone who gets the chance and has never done it to try a bidet, it really is a gamechanger
false. most any one in us city sewage management will tell you not to use them.
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