Ask an It Guy any thing

Ask an It Guy any thing.

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I have to ask you...Anything?

What's it like to always be "It" in a game of tag?

do you.... i mean fuck this IM NOT ASKING

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At least ya responded OP so imma ask a real question. What is the weirdest shit you've found on someone's computer? Like porn, docs, etc. ?

Fix my computer bitch.

That would have to be cum stains on the laptop screens. Sometimes cum inside the computer as well.

Whats wrong with Virus slow wont boot?

Whats wrong with it Virus slow wont boot?

What about in terms of digital media? Ever turn anything over to the police?

How do I fix this Windows 8.1 missing file bullshit when I try to factory reset?

Reinstall windows 7

Never found any inappropriate material on any media I guess the people i work ons machines are not low life degenerates any actual Tech questions.

You fix computers and shit or do higher level stuff like Systems?

Laptop came with Windows 8, upgraded to 8.1 from the store.

How are you trying to factory reset check online for your manufacture model you may have to hit a special key combo at boot to access the right menu.

I do it all!

are you an it guy?

I even hacked the Gibson once.

I've just been going to setting>updates and recovery>reset to factory settings

I'll try what you said when I get home

What did you think of Suicide Squad?

Do u mind if I save that pic? It's really funny

what version of ultron do you guys use atm?

What's really good nigguh

Is manually disabling win10 "spy features" and running glasswire good enough or is there some software that will help me step up my game against "the corporation"?

It fuckin sucked should the new joker looks like a complete fag the only good part was Harley everyone else sucked story was shit.

The raptor fences aren't out, are they?

what was the magic word?

if your running windows anything screwed my friend There is no escape.

No i checked them an hour ago they are fine.

Im going for a soda. You guys want anything?

have you ever hacked anyones social media for personal gain?

What is "Profile Sharing" in IBM Mainframe? Context: Work. Haven't seen that message ever in 15 years there, I sign in yesterday and that message shows up. Big brother watching? Give a comedic answer first to get it out, but then a serious one, line they did in Hollywood Squares.

OK, but... you asked for it. Hold on to your butts!

Who hasn't

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I know, I left my internet unplugged, and came home to see my laptop mcgyvering a glider to get to a starbucks for wifi. I lock my windows now.
>get it ;-)?

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I have a question for you OP. Why is my PHP fucking up? It only executes:

how can I pay out a paypal ..?

I'm running PHP 7.0 with SQL server express 2012 and using IIS. And yes, fastCGI is enabled in the handler mappings.

what's a computer

Because your doing it wrong m8

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Thanks for the link. It's my first time using PHP, I just have to send some form data from one of our intranet pages to the SQL database and I can't figure it out.

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Sounds like loads of fun wish you luck m8

such a new faggot answer this ..Keks

How do I fix a corrupted Windows Installer on Win8.1 and higher? Can't rename msi.dll because it's ownership is set to Trusted Installer.

??

download ubuntu live on disk boot it up from flash drive or cd replace file once booted up then restart.

Learn to spell
we might even believe you!

Wipe the slate.

installing from usb you niglet recovery partition is probs missing or it was installed through usb/dvd earlier already

Im IT /God like .. ok
had Dark forums when was NOT not dark net ....named after me LOL

How do i download more RAM?

have you ever turned it off and put it back on again?

That is kind of what I'm doing now. Hopes there was an actual fix. Even Microsoft support failed to help.

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clean slate .. I going away ..lol on monday .. !

easy delete system 32 folder your computer will boot 100 times faster

U love kryptowall

What kind of IT guy are you?

sorry wrong one lol

Can I ping your NIC? And what is the best retailer for wireless cat5 cables?

Sectioned ok .. ???

Die your hair buy a pair of glasses with fake lenses always drive the speed limit move to a place where it's 60 all year round. Dont let them take your FREEDOMS

Do you like the Stephen Kings IT book or movie

Throwback. Geez those threads were god tier kek

did you go to college for IT and if so how confident were you that you would get a job?

Cheers Dude x
I wish .. I am .. no passport an they watch me *ashamed* .. :)

How long does it take to debug 2 million lines of code and network 8 machines?

No and How much do you need like bulk for building a data center or just some to to run for a small business.