Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Other urls found in this thread:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kemivUKb4f4
jeffrosenstock.bandcamp.com/album/we-cool
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt6Uq0fzjBY
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Multi threading isn't a good way to deal with shitposters

Trips don't fail me now!

~~i could help you sleep~~


Maybe give you some warm milk or tea?


Best Baker!

Everything

little girls
>cant look up at them
>they cant dominate you
>are not busty women
>are not pychotic and relatible

Tatsumi claim

Yea all the time, not this fucked up but pretty weird
>Once to me
Immediately broke up, didn't want to deal with that shit. Turns out that was a bad idea
Didn't you want to eat about 2 hours ago?

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The cieling!

I like you,
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kemivUKb4f4

Oh fuck, nice mac

Livin by the minutes, I can dig it

oh is the smug guy like a spider-man thing, where he's just dumping to annoy people?

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still here


and


i do but the car ride kind made me want to puke and i dont want to eat cheerios

just because im bored

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>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feck

That's Mine from AgK

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akame still here?

so why are you gay for tatsumi?

why wont you talk to me no more

You should do it to the fluffy abuse threads some time

Call yourself Larry if they talk to you
A few of them have like anime girl PTSD

I think I'll go to bed before this thread hits image limit.

I'm sorry tripsguy. One day you will suceed

no, that'ss tripsguy

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What did she do to you?

Not listening to, but a guy I really like to listen to


jeffrosenstock.bandcamp.com/album/we-cool


Probably a good idea

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You have car sickness?
Where did you go to?
Ehh I was too caught up in the moment my bad
>Did you read my greentext?

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Esdeath
>bdsm shit
>no delicious flat chest
>not tsundere
>no twin tails
>killed my friends
>killed my clients
>kidnapped me
>cuddled with me while I was dead- a necrophiliac
>psychotic
>totally unrelatable
>no pink hair
Your a necrophiliac
Look under Main
He's my husbando. My waifu would either be Main or Chelsea

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Mine, before anyone steals her.

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my grandfathers internet was being weird just reset the router and it was fine.

Oh.

Thanks for the info
Done with work?
It's long story but she put sleeping pills in my drink and tried to kidnap me
Is that the rem?

The one and only, and not blue haired Ram.

One can only hope so

First, *you're

And nah, she ain't dead.

Huh, how did you meet her?

Ayy!

Saber claim
Yeah youve done it before till do it agaim

yeah i keked where did you people find these crazy grills i need one

everything you described is why i love her my loving yandere domination mommy and relate she would be the only one who would except me for my hobbies and the way i act
>dommy mommy>short submissive

where else

Hmm, Ill have give a listen to this.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt6Uq0fzjBY

Juvia claimed

>rem isn't everyone's waifu

That is true
Guess all I need is patience

Singing boy

She's a zombie
That's necrophilia
Face it
Main is better than Esdead
Hello akame

I-I claimed her here first! Still, the less Emiliafags the better, shame the author is one, doesn't bode well for the future.

How long until aliens invade?

Good night everyone. Going to bed right now

Still goin' strong.
Godspeed, Trips-guy.

If fucking a zombie is necrophelia, than fucking a viper is bestiality

It has this nice folky post-punk sound to it, and The Internet Is Everywhere, which may be on one of his other albums, I Look Like Shit, made me burst into tears the first time I heard it

Closer to a Frankenstein's monster, she wasn't an alive "person," she was made in a lab by her "father," Professor Madraki

i just started xcom enemy unknown the other day. when do i fight the snakes?

Holy fuck thats nasty fucking die you piece of shit
Lurker
Frankenstein's monster is a zombie though.
He was dead and brought to life.
Pretty much a zombie

Why are you guys here? Go to the other thread.

The motivation is well appreciated good sir

when you buy xcom 2

Privyet, tovarshchi
How's it going everyone?

>implying you don't want to snuggle this

that could be tomorrow maybe not sure yet.

>Galil is a catgirl

For now.
I continue my vocation upon the morrow!

Knight, chara

Ye, Im pickin up on that.
Ive got a run planned on wednsday, Ill put it on my player for then

>Snakefag is retarded
BTW I'm playing XCom at my friends house, having fun killing your waifu over and over again.

steam has it on sale, I'd get it but my steam wallet is worth a nickel :/

good glad to see you still here

nah

hey snak

Having fun at the con?
She was a total cutie at first so I was kinda caught off guard
>She was a party of a mutual friend
>Keked
Dude it was horrifying
Look above it wasn't planned

CLAIMED

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TRIGGERED MUCH?!

I'd rather cuddle with Miia.
At least Main is still alive

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>internet died sorry friends
whats going on now then?
>was going to ask whats up
>realised you like to make bad jokes

mine has got ten in it but i could get more. not sure if i want no mans sky or xcom 2 though.

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>human upper half

I'm not calling you degenerate, but I am calling you wrong.

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Weiss for the win

No man sky seems a bit more interesting

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So how are my tovarshchi doing today?
Yes.

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>full snake except for arms
Thats degenerate
Sugoi

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I was a shill for 2k this whole time, FUCK YEAH!

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