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USA... I'm in deep shit...fuck Trump...

>Saint Kitts and Nevis

Uwotm8?

Aruba

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Lithuania, I'd survive

Ukraine

fuck.

Could be a lot worse dood

Norfolk Island
Norfolk Island flag
2,302
POPULATION
241st country
BY POPULATION
36
SQUARE KM
233rd
LARGEST COUNTRY
Kingston
CAPITAL
Norfolk Island is a small island in the Pacific Ocean located between Australia, New Zealand and New Caledonia, 1,412 kilometres directly east of mainland Australia's Evans Head, and about 900 kilometres from Lord Howe Island. The island is part of the Commonwealth of Australia, but it enjoys a large degree of self-governance. ... more at Wikipedia

So...sheepfucking. Alright.

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fäcking pakistan

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I'm ok with this

Probably gonna get rekt

with a population of 106,000 there's probably less than 100 hot chicks to fuck

Holy shit I actually live in Cyprus

well shit

Dem Guyanan bitches be ugly bro. Soz.

And what's it like living there?

What are the odds? Also checked

Eritrea
Eritrea flag
6,738,000
POPULATION
106th country
BY POPULATION
117,600
SQUARE KM
101st
LARGEST COUNTRY
Asmara
CAPITAL
Eritrea, officially the State of Eritrea, is a country in the Horn of Africa. With its capital at Asmara, it is bordered by Sudan in the west, Ethiopia in the south, and Djibouti in the southeast. The northeastern and eastern parts of Eritrea have an extensive coastline along the Red Sea, across from Saudi Arabia and Yemen. The ... more at Wikipedia

kek

at least it's not in fucking Africa

Lots of dubs to be had...
Also, incredibly fucking hot, I leave late june every year and come back in October

Niger

Well I'm fucked and the website is insulting me

does know how to "print screen" into Paint

Nice

ALL HAIL DEAR LEADER!

HE NEVER POOPS OR PEES!

Lebanon , I'm actually pretty ok with that . Sounds like the more stable arab country and there is a big christian community

North Korea is best Korea

2 hour drive from where I live, lol

Pretty lonely

FUCK YEAH

You poor bastard

I guess it could be worse?

Abkhazia? Where the fuck is that?

>Canada
Fine by me

It's a part of Georgia that claims it's an independent country but only Russia and South Ossetia recognize it.

Where the hell am I?

Someone is missing the geography lessons.

K den

Saint Barth.
Basically on vacation for a year. I don't know french though, that might hurt.

FFS, apes everywhere

Oh fug

NIHAHHAHA RIP

FUCK

The UAE isnt really bad at all nigger....

Dude just stay in Dubai the whole time on the beach you'll be fine

Oh shit its the country south of Saudi Arabia
Nevermind it's all good

Im fine with this

Well shit

fug

Nice

welcome to ISIS my friend

This is pretty bad. You are gonna die my nigga

Perfectly fine

found a quarter/10

would circumcise again

Fight to the death

Do I have accommodations settled in advance or do I have to panhandle in some tropical slum?

Cambodia mothuckers

Yo ho yo ho the pirates life for me

sounds good

Japan, mildly adequate.

Cocacolaland

Я хочу жить в СССР

Rush Sup Forums

I don't know what the fuck this place is

As long as it doesn't have an immigrant problem like mainland Sweden I should be fine.

nice three same digits in a row my friend

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retard

oh wait, refresh once
visited again and got the Maldives

>Sierra Leone

Uhhh

>chile

Move to Lahore or Islamabad and you'll be 100%, ma nigga. Not paradise but better than a lot of possibilities.

Also, what phone are you using?

Fuck

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I got gabon

I am quite fucked

FUCK

Holy shit. Doesnt get a whole lot worse than this.

shit
>ivory coast
>roodypoo alert

At least you're not gonna get allah ackbard

More fucked than all of you :(

>Bahrain

It's all over now

Georgia.
For one year? Well fuck if Trump gets elected I'm going to be annexed by Putin.

2nd generation Moto X
It's a 400$ piece of shit, don't bother looking into it
>screen burn-in after 2 months, thrice as bad as pic related
>volume / power buttons get stuck and/or unusable all the time
>have to use on-screen floating volume control
>Totally shits itself when trying to boot if its in the charger on low battery
Performance is great though

if clinton wins, you'll be annexed by russia, then raped to death by muslims

Fuck me in my ass

I'm fucked

If the US annexes Georgia, you'll be annexed

Algeria, fuck...

Wait, im a man ! So it cant be too bad, right ?

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uhhh...island time, I guess??

Jamaica... Well at least weed is legalized there as well so that's alright

how fucked am i?
how fucked am i?
im gonna make my living making low budget ugandan action films

>looks at population

>looks at dick

>RIP

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How many times did you refresh, you cheating fuck

I'm ok with this. Hopefully they have some type of employment on this island. Seeing as the population is only 550 gives me doubts.

you are as fucked as can be
coia see ya later