Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Yeah, I finished the 5 day seakayaking trip I was on today! The only downside to the trip was the big storm on Wednesday night

I'm back!

I also have a cream soda faygo on me

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Local no life is back. Juvia claimed

still here

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So are these supposed to be people from the thread?

Didn't realize we had a bunch of qt sluts.

Oh, wait. Yes I did.

here thread is being shitposted though

D.va claimed

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Heyo

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thinking about leaving today
good mood is being ruined
>the threads this day has been nothing but spam

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Here's my war face Tsun Yun

Claimed

Dumb nigger

Saber here

Filter.

Yeah but if we can research cloning enough to use it on humans we can have a secret underground vault deep in the core of the earth, housing 11 humans and 7 of most animals. Name the vault N.O.A.H or A.R.K. We could have an Adam and Eve like thing.
(odd numbers to prevent inbreeding)

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how did you know

Its became its the first weekend of the school year.

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All it takes is a few dicks to ruin your mood?

Maybe Sup Forums isn't the place for you.

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Damn that's scary
>You win
Go watch it now jew lover
Yea I have seen enough dicks I don't really care but I'm ignoring people because I can't remeber who said something to me which makes me sad
See the above.

>I'm talking about all day

Yeah but its been literally every thread the entire day.

So a few dicks, some shitty music spam, and smug posting?

Welcome to Sup Forums, now get the fuck out.

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I think I also count as spam

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just shut the fuck up kid, ive been here long enough to know this shit
you think you are cool because you spend some months on b?
gtfo
>if this shit doesnt piss you off you are only acting though

Wew lad

I don't even post here at the moment, so please cross out "some shitty music spam" from your sentence.

I like the smug pictures
Just adds to my collection.

Why are you so mad? Grow some thicker skin.

No you count as shitposting.As in, posting literal shit.

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You need 50 to provide enough generic diversity

You also a qt sloot?

Nah, you're waifu just a shit. Shit posting is not necessarily spamming.

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Its some dicks, if that actually fucking triggers you, visit tumblr, cause not even reddit wants you

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If you can turn me on.

And trust me, I'm not as easy as your light switch.

That's not my picture.Strange that its this close though.Mine was a picture of galil being mad.

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says the cat fucker

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*insert the sexiest thing you can imagine here

Waifu claimed!

>octoroon scientist that people think is black.

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Hey gay poster, I like twinks as much as the next faggot, but how about some bears?

Well, what does turn you on?

If it is submissive twinks, we may have a deal

Holy shit that's L E W D

Best Swordsman, what's up?

Kind of weird that anthro furry is allowed and so is ACTUAL horse pussy, but post clop and you get banned

C'mon, sweetie. You can do better than that. I hope I don't make Ruri jealous.

That's for me to know and you to find out. Nah, I'm not gay. But I can appreciate a cute boy.

>Sexing your waifu
>Galil
>Cat
>You
Not absolute, degenerate, retarded, asshole shit
I'll admit I took the bait.

Samurai.

That was meant to be greentext.

woohoo! now we all lose!

No bears, but plenty of communist propaganda

It's directly related to /mlp/, and Global Rule 15 states that all posts related to /mlp/ belong on /mlp/

Fact: Tomoko's seiyuu (Izumi Kitta) did the voice for Rainbow Dash int he Japanese dub of mlp

QOTT: has anyone ever found the harambe meme funny I feel like its just for normies to feel edge

Nah, only degenerates sex their waifu

global rule 15 should be repealed, but everyones still jerking the brony hate bandwagon, inside the fandom is nice though

Hello best idol, how goes it?

Well if it isnt the cutest tsun

I didn't even know what it was until I saw it on a twitch stream.

Honestly I feel the gorilla didn't deserve it, but it didn't deserve to be thrown in a Zoo either.

Truth of the matter is society will always value human life over animal life, no matter how intelligent the animal may seem.

I feel nothing about a gorilla being shot to save a child.

Could there have been a better, more humane solution? Of course.

Did we really have the time to come up with a grand-master-"don't-kill-the-gorilla"-plan? Nope. Sucks to be a gorilla, get fucked.

>Snake fag is both a furry and a ponyfag
Can you get any worse?

Also good!

Eh, not really

Maybe one or two have gotten me to chuckle or smile

Mostly the facts that BLM thought the child was white and it backfired on them, and that the child's father had a pretty big criminal history

Hey mugen

Yeah, a few of my friends are bronies

There are still a few really cringe worthy people on the fandom, like in any fandom

You obviously were not using Sup Forums back when Global Rule 15 was introduced.

Long story short: Pony spam was real, they got what they deserved.

Nagasaki Hiroshima even tried to repeal the rule, and Sup Forums LOST IT'S SHIT.

If you are a brony, keep that shit on mlp or your brony websites.

sorry if I missed anything from last thread but probably nothing

#DicksOut

>OH LAWD THE HUMANITY!
>HE LIKES SOMETHING I DON'T
>WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD GOTTA HAPPEN TO ME?!

Stop... just... stop

Ayy Cheeki.

Not bad, been a long day. How about you?

Only time I found it funy was when yesterday a thread saying "Trips name this planet" (OP was playing No Mans Sky) and someone tried to name it Dixout IV Harrambay

I am not tsun or cute!
What's good?

The fandom changed a lot since then, probably the only thing they would spam is fluffy retardation, and no one gives a shit about those bastards

hey bud i got that red alert! we should play tonight


You think darkness is your ally? I was born in it.

I feel like I did my friend a favor.

One of his friends tried to get him to watch MLP and sadly, he did start to watch it. He even tried to get me to watch it.

I showed him Claymore, gave him a Berserk manga zip file, and gave him a bootleg Initial D First Stage DVD. I haven't heard the wordy pony ever since.

You're just a dumb nigger

No, doesn't matter.

You have a containment board. Stay there.

kek

feel the same way

yup sucks to be non human

What's wrong with MLP? It teaches the values of friendship!

But we need odd numbers.
If we had fifty one it would work.
When the 25 female mate with the twenty five males then the 25~ children would mate (currently at 75 population) would make an estimate of 13 children (now there's 88 people) then the 3rd generation would sex and make 6~ kids total. Now there is about 94. Those 6 will mate and make 3 kids. Next that generation will mate. Either two girls or two guys will be left. The girl would be a slut (male-female-male situation) and possibly be exiled. If the female-female-male situation occurs then two offspring shall be produced. They cannot breed as they are related and we can't have inbreeders. Two possible outcomes: they mate and produce an inbred child. This child and the couple could be killed or exiled. If there is one extra guy they wouldn't have to inbreed. He would give the hot coffee to the daughter and then they can come out of the A.R.K and search for survivors (assuming the pods were activated because of an apocalypse.) The survivors would mate with the clones and then they would eventually populate the earth.

>I gotta go soon

So the moral of this story is that if you don't like something, whine until they get rid of it. This is why everyone hates /waifu/

Literally cringed right there.
There are adult shows that have morals like that.

Hello fran, whats happening?

Why a long day? Just some overwatch and thats about it, nothing too interesting here

An uneventful day as always, yours?

Ayyy just got invited to a BBQ. Gonna go normalfag it up. See you guys later!

It does, what can you do other than thank the universe you were born as a Human.

You were so obviously NOT here for the pony spam. Keep believing you cringey bronys are the victim.

But you are kek
How're you doing

You want to fuck an underage girl, maybe you're right, maybe we shouldn't be in with you people

Ayyy Breeki. What's up?

Just took a shower. Waiting for my hair to dry. Gotta go over to my grandpas today for a bit. Not much other than that.

ok but I'm gonna be really awful I've never played it, on top of being bad at video games in general. You'll have to carry me like this

The fan base. The fan base is everything wrong with MLP in a nutshell.

Other than that, it's a cute cartoon aimed at young girls.

Tomoko is of legal age. Keep trying to fuck that horse you cringy clip clopper.

Ok. Out forreal. Later all.