Any tips on how to rob a bank or pull off a heist? desperate Sup Forumstard here. also, general crime thread

any tips on how to rob a bank or pull off a heist? desperate Sup Forumstard here. also, general crime thread.

Don't be black

Just suck 100 dicks for a buck each.

robbing banks is just a movie thing you sperg

barely any banks hold more than a dozen grand now because most currency is digital

You browse be so you must be sum dumb fk. Better dont do it

Banks are a shit place to rob. Supermarkets, thats where the big money is. They take tens of thousands of dollars, mostly in cash, and store it on-site - most have their own local safe or vault. At some point, it gets transferred to a security van. Thats where the easy win is at.

i don't want to resort to sucking dicks guys please i need real advice here.

Checked

Don't shit where you eat. Target a bank in another city, country, or state.

problem is i would have to shoot the gaurd those armoured truck guys take their job really serious.

Only if you are a fucking moron. The guy handing the cash over is an underpaid 9-5 fucktard. Copy the uniform of the guys from the security place, turn up 5 mins early, stroll in, say yeah the usual guys on holiday, pick up the bag. Done. Then work out how to break in without setting off the ink and block the tracker.

Hmm. OP if you'd be interested I could help. Too drunk to get my thoughts together right now. Do you have a kik?

tune into cnn tuesday morning

i work solo sorry

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>yeah op just tell me where you live, your name and your social security number pls

lel

Eh, I'm not saying that. I'm just a philanthropist.

Tracker is basic radio. 5 rolls of tinfoil will put any small transmitter silent. The ink is tougher. The packs are probably triggered by a pressure vessel or a trigger wire. If it's a trigger wire, just solder a passthrough and make sure not to drop the voltage too low. If it's a pressure vessel, just find a way to keep it compressed while you slide the cash out of the bundles.

This is a little something I pulled off:

>be me
>former employee of a store
>wait 6 months
>key to the side door nobody knows exists
>assemble cloaking device in blind spot just inside
>garment rack with curtains hung around it
>roll through
>safe wasn't even locked
>access register using a coworker I hated's number
> $5k payout

a couple weeks later my old coworker told me the guy whose number I used got fired

How the fuck are you going to rob a bank if theres absolutely no money inside besides in the tank proof atms.

play some payday

He fucking lives in your basement dumbass,,,

thanks for the input everyone send me your venmo accounts, will contribute for the assistance