Challenge Sup Forums: Name an object that no human has ever tried to use sexually

Challenge Sup Forums: Name an object that no human has ever tried to use sexually.

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OP.

me.

Sunflower seed

thread

Game, set, match.

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Ayy

A snake

I've got news for you user...

Flamethrower

dorito

An alarm clock, maybe?

>frantically searching the internet

comet halley

A star 200 million light years away.

A can of Pledge with the spray button taped down, anally inserted.

>For freshness

OPs penis

atomic bomb

Spaghetti?

/thread

Damn nigga

Robin williams belt

The Large Hadron Collider

wrong answer

A dry, uncoated aspirin.

Durian

nuke

Youre wrong kek i masturbate with cukes all the time

anyone have that pic of a spider crawling into a person's dick?

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My dick

Eyebrow hair's

A fan blade

This

Cooking with Roxy Raye.
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omg that's fucking hot wtf

Are you saying that you don't fap?

Anons leg hair

A live round, (Bullet for you civilians). Prove me wrong! I'd honestly like to see it...

Harambe

i can't stop laughing!

newfags

Wrong, I've put one in my ass before.

>2015

>gais i'm oldfag

Toaster.

Well, there may be one theoretically with life on it 200 LY away in some direction, but 200 ly away from Earth? Wasn't specified, so maybe, assuming that life IS out there.

I know for a fact that some bitches are into being threatened with a gun, and that at least one is crazy enough to be threatened with a loaded gun.
Now whether anyone has put a live round inside themselves is another story.

Lol just cause it's been posted before doesnt mean it's not going to be posted again. People might have different answers even.
>YLYL, cringe, rekt, furry, traps
Omg It's so unoriginal.
>welcome to Sup Forums newfag

>a star

>with life on it

>theoretically

if you don't know even the 2015 nice one posts , yes you are a newfag.

An uncooked lima bean.

Plutonium.

A frisbee.

OP's dick.

A yacht

I don't know about that.

Challenge accepted.

>I have seen every thread and saved screenshots of them as well since 2004

dude get a fucking grip, no one here gives a flying fuck about what you think.

>An uncooked lima bean
Have you used a cooked one m8?

>huuur look i made the same joke every day because i think it's funny
>huuuuur everyone else is retarted

A Sup Forumstard's cock.

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A computer monitor?

A turbocharger?

A fan?

A lightswitch? (not the cover or the lever, but the actual switch itself)
>Pic related

A nuke

Maybe.

Came here to say this
/thread

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you didn't see Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove?

yawn repost from like a year ago

>yawn

>yet for some reason i still feel the need to show my superiority in this post

A thread, the string kind

I personally have used that sexually. Feels good to pull across your body parts and to do bdsm type stuff.

An elephant

Go show me some elephant porn

-.-
You sure that wasn't a string?

I'd say a baby but we all know that isn't true.

I have used both. I kinda really like all that stuff. I use floss in the same way. Thread is fun to tie little knots in it to give it texture when it goes over your skin, especially your anus. But you have to be careful because of how thin it is it can irritate if you do it too hard on sensitive parts like cockhead and anus.

…i should have known

Also the thinness makes bondage type stuff harder because it digs into the skin and hurts more and because it breaks easily, but that didn't stop me.

HTC vive headset

cisors

Impossible, if it exists someone has tried to use it sexually. I don't worry about aliens landing, we'll just fuck them and push them into niche porn.