If you could go back in time, what would be something that you would do to change your life

if you could go back in time, what would be something that you would do to change your life

>kill mom

Invest in bitcoin when before it increased 10000% in value. If not that, then kill myself when I still had the balls to.

I would go back and kill the prophet mohommad when he was still just a baby.

kill Lincoln before he starts the civil war.

Win the powerball 500 million dollars

Realize what was going on before it was too late

Let's see here, kill Baby Trump and warn Clinton about her emails.

Go back to September 11th 2001 and call in a fake bomb threat so the twin towers got evacuated.

What a good cuck you are

All these baby killers and not one vote to kill baby Gandhi. Tsk

Kill the first King of England. All of our American problems are derived from our English roots of classes and accumulation of wealth. I'm not saying the Muslims, or the Africans, or the Nazi's have it right; but America's problems are pure and utter bullshit.

I'd kill baby trump, but first, grab my baby self from the late 80's and replace baby trump with baby me and assume his life from there after.

2 trips on a row

implying you would have the same skill to become a billionaire

Eh, I think we have some things right. Rampant greed is pretty bad though.

I would kill john Callahan so this meme was never seen

Tell her how much she means to me, and how beautiful she is.

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Go back and tell hitler not to invade Russia

cant you do it now? you wouldn't regret it regardless if she says no.

3some with the Lohan twins before Lindsey ate the other one

even better, give the time machine to hitler

how would you convince her to partake?

Pretty much every one of his officers/advisors tried telling him that and he didn't listen. Besides, the United States and Britan would have rolled him over without the soviets help anyway.

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Stop myself from using the time machine

The bitcoin one isn't a stupid one. Small risk of some kind of butterfly effect , since you only have to go back a few years. Just remember to don't store them online on mt gox...

can bitcoin ever make a comeback?

Bitcoin is kill?

Who fucking cares. If you had a time machine you could have gone back and just cashed in during the bitcoin craze in 2013. Just buy in 2012 and sell in late 2013.

Sadly none of us have.. (well guess it's good that /b fags don't have one..)

NOT get kathy pregnant.

are you black?

Implying Trump wasn't taught all those things himself

implying everyone is born with the same potential

implying he actually had to do shit to be rich

implying he didn't turn 1mil in to 10bil single handedly

whatever, he's still a massive dick

im not disputing that. but all rich people are dicks.

I would stand on top of the world trade center on 9/11 with a basketball
And before the plane hits i would throw the basketball at the plane, causing it to crash and saving thousands of lives.

somehow i dont see this plan working