Help a fag get his dick tickled
Dubs decides
Help a fag get his dick tickled
Oi slag send noots
You can ride my dick so you dont need a car
You know, im not usually into trannies but im open to try something with you :)
Winrar!
Rolling
plug your phone in, you're gonna need more time!
Deliver?
where you at, I'll pick you up
Op confires faggot
rolly
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Op is a faggot
well op you're not getting your dick tickled. rip.
I said help me get laid fucking faggot
It's okay I'll do it myself
I'll let you munch on my Big Mac if you lemme lick that special sauce
You dumb bitch. You dont go to Sup Forums if you actually want advice. Now deliver u fag.
good for you OP
OP is massive faggot
Yup
Is it a tranny?
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That's on not bring a little bitch.
Looks like it
No doubt about it.
ROLL
Op here
She's going to get a shower and I'm meeting her at her dorm she is def not a tranny already got nudes pink pussy too
Would share but I'm a faggot remember
fag
Alright, I'm gonna cut right to it. I'm gay, my parents dont know. I dont want them to know. I need to bring my "girlfriend", instead of my actual boyfriend, to my cousin's wedding. So would you be willing to go to a wedding pretending to be my girlfriend for $200 so my family doesnt think I'm a gay loser that I in fact am?
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It's the eric andre show!!!!!!!
Kek
Seems we hit a nerve
just be honest ask her if she can come over tonight.
So OP is against Sup Forums yeah good luck fag
If you can see this post, you can believe i am not a robot
well, who would have thought op's a little crying bitch
OP is sensitive about being called a fag
Fag confirmed
Nice work OP
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>already got nudes pink pussy too
Nigga stop showing ur autism that much
Fuck this thread once again op was a faggot
Would m'lady fancy a nice bottle of the finest aged wine? 13 years is how I like mine. Afterwards, we can proceed to shag under the abode.
What say, you?
OP isn't a fag he is getting laid unlike you
Thank you sir
This guy gets it!
Yeah. With obvious tranny
Shut the fuck up OP.
And she ain't much of a catch. Looks like your basic white girl to me.
>I'm going to go meet my friend at McDonalds.
Two things. Either she is
A)an unhealthy landwhale
B)basic white bitch
C)can't cook for shit
That is a flag. No healthy person would use McDonalds as a place to dine.
Enjoy that landwhale OP
Samefagging this hard.
She is actually a cook
Just moved her don't have a car
Going to get quick food with friends
It's late
Nice fucking body
Great lips
Not at all a land whale and def a worthy catch since I just downloaded the app 40 minutes ago
Sorry you're ugly user
And can't even land a whale
K
Wasn't me dumbass
Couldn't have said it better myself.
M8 if your even considering going out with that thing u must be pretty ugly urself
Anymore pics of her OP?
>PROJECTING THIS MUCH
Prove it then nigga. Post a pic since you believe you are the 'man of the year'.
You said you have lots of pics and shit so you must be a chad too huh? Well then prove it. Post something. If not then you are a faggot and she is confirmed to be landwhale
Not OP here but who cares what she looks like anyway a pussy is a pussy
Did OP say he wanted a relationship you fucking autist? If you're about to fuck a girl do you first check if she can cook?
No shit I do. If a bitch can't rvrnbcook then she has no business getting the meat lovers special.
Get your shit together my man.
Even cook*
It's Tinder, what the fuck do you need help with? The only reason you go on there is to fuck!
I fucked a girl the night before last, and still messaged her less than what you've shown us. Just ask her if she's tryna chill tonight? Just mention netflix or some shit, she'll get it.
again, IT'S FUCKING TINDER.
What you want the bitch to cook you a full course meal before OP fucks her then never sees her again?
A bitch needs to prove her worth before we fuck. I'm not the type of guy who just goes around butting in useless slags. I love a woman with skill. Passions. Things that'll make me go WEWLAD. I can't get off to just pounding meat bags. It's not my thing.
A real man would understand.
^
No, a "real man" wouldn't. A real man doesn't have psychological tests for women to see if they can cook, clean, etc. before he puts his dick in them and never sees them again.
A real man doesn't care, a real man understands pussys pussy.
I have changed teams ^ pussy is pussy
Nope that's a kid, no real man
Like me, i'm a kid who just cares of pussy
Kek
A real man shouldn't give a fuck what he sticks his dick into
If it has a hole you can fuck it
No, you have it all wrong.
A real man will not allow himself to settle for just any pussy. He knows that he has what it takes to go out and claim the best of the best for himself.
Only betas stay satisfied with poor quality goods that are just handed to them.