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The Long Night should be long. Even in his 50s Jon should still be a warrior. The next battle bringing him no closer to victory. A solitary figure traversing the frozen dead world, fighting all manner of ice spiders and wights and others, with the Tarly Valyrian style greatsword over his back, Longclaw and Oathkeeper at either hip and obsidian daggers and obsidian tipped arrows. Jon Snow is the Last Hero, just waiting to die, wandering from one fight to the next.

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Reminder that the show is bad, but the books are garbage too.

Its all been downhill since Renly died

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Quick, you have 10 seconds to explain Euron's plan to "conquer" Dany and 3 dragons when the Horn has not been mentioned at all

What'd you do in your spare time while you were banned for shilling?

guys a friend watched some kind of program where they talked about GoT houses (in spain, on the official channel where they play GoT) and they said something among the lines of Stannis being the only Baratheon left "if he is alive"... i'm probably too desperate but is there a chance he'll come back to the show??

Where is this storyline actually going? We all know neither Greyjoy is going to become ruler (as cool as their house is) so why are they still even in it?

did hodor mainline the 'everything' that was being uploaded to bran when he touched his mind in the past?

>tfw GOT is now dickography

No backlink

Fucking tripfaggot can't even get it right

Nah

violating global 5 is board culture

shit thread, someone make a new one

bookino

BENIS IN VAGINA :DDDDD

I agree but Germany would never do it so please write a book or two about it

First for Aeron being a bitch for not telling Euron to fuck off and find some other family to extinguish

It feels like everything up till now is so insignificant. Each scene showed a different landscape, different people and personalities, dramas, tense moments, battles. all dont matter now that its all just part of Brans imagination.

BIG COCK

because nobody cares about that

>using a trip
>no back link

Idiot mods will delete threads for no reason but not this one guaranteed.

so meera and bran are dead right, they have maybe a 50ft head start on an army of walkers in the middle of nowhere beyond the wall, there is no way they can escape that

watched some anime and played fallout 4

He's gonna win so much, you'll be sick of winning!

fucking americans

>people were actually surprised by the Hodor paradox
lmao

Reminder that it's meant to be crude and is in no way bad

IT WAS ME, MEERA

Rhaegar did nothing wrong

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geralt isn't a manlet or a pretty boy though

>and I'll have my own wife raped by every soldier in my army xD

Ramsay doesn't really seem to understand why he got married.

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why is he so perfect?

He's gonna build a fleet and it's gonna be YUGE

#Make Iron Isles Great Again

Is that an actual wolf or some sort of wolfdog hybrid thing? How in the world do you get them tame like that?

>He tries to go back and save Ned
>Branpoint reboots GoT so they can milk the cash cow longer

No, Bran realised he couldnt wake up from the dream in time, and that he needed Hodor to hold the door, so Bran in the past fucked Hodors mind up by giving him the instruction to hold the door at that specif point in time in the far future.

Basially Bran went back in time and made Hodor retarded so he'd have a retard who would obey him without question to carry him around and to use as a meat shield for when the time is right

Where were you when the show confirmed R+L=J&M?

>tfw your boobs change every scene

Consistency is lacking in this show.

bran will teleport them to the wall

it's also an intentional contrast to Dany's ADWD chapters where she is a godqueen who has to wear elaborate clothes and generally do queen stuff.

Reminder than Bran WILL warg into a dragon and you can screencap this post.

please don't break the rules

we're trying to have a good thread here

We know there are rules you stupid faggot tripnigger piece of shit, doesn't change the fact that the rules are retarded

If you're right I'll eat my hat

Why do they keep killing direwolves? Please tell me the rumors Ramsay kills Ghost are lies. ;_;

CIA: Maester Pycelle, I'm Littlefinger.
[shakes hands with Pycelle]
Sellsword: He wasn't alone.
[motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone]
CIA: Uh... you don't get to bring friends.
Pycelle: They are not my friends.
Sellsword: Don't worry, no charge for them.
CIA: And why would I want them?
Sellsword: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the slut with dragons. The Targaeryn heir...
CIA: Dany?
[the sellsword nods]
CIA: Get him on board, I'll call it in.

CIA: [to three prisoners] The swim plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, maester Pycelle here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!
[grabs a hood]
CIA: Who paid you to grab maester Pycelle?
[No answer, Littlefinger sharpes knifes]
CIA: He didn't swim so good!
[pulls the hood back into the boat]
CIA: Who wants to try next?
[grabs another prisoner]
CIA: Tell me about Daenerys! Where did she get the dragons? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun!
Dany: Or perhaps she's wondering why someone would stab a man, before throwing him out of a boat?
CIA: At least you can talk. Who are you?
Dany: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
[Littlefinger removes the hood]
Dany: No one cared who I was had my dragons.
CIA: If I killed them, would you die?
Dany: It would be extremely painful.
CIA: You're a big girl!
Dany: For you.
CIA: Was getting caught part of your plan?
Dany: Of course... Maester Aemon refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.
Aemon: Nothing! I said nothing!
CIA: Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
Dany: Breaking the wheel... with no survivors!
[sand snakes unmask themselves]

Is it just me or are the white walkers some sort of half assed cautionary metaphor about the creation of nuclear weapons?

because GRRM intentionally wrote him to have no flaws as he was a posthumous character and didn't have to be interesting. also see Lyanna.

oh sorry I think I sperged out a little there.

>he tries to go back and save Ned
>whispers "mercy" to Joffrey
>this is what made Joffrey decide to not show him mercy

Come on user get serious. What would be the point of building up a character for dozens of chapters only to randomly kill them off for no reason? Such a thing serves no narrative purpose.

nobody wants to catch them
NK's mark brought into the cave,
the mark will bring them across the wall

god I want to throatFUCK that slutty ginger mouth

FUCK

I fucking hate Sansa. Why is Littlefinger acting like such a retard?

cgi is expensive

You just know they're going to kill numerous right when attached comes back to the mainland.

Also, ghost will have to die, if Jon is to ever get a dragon

holy shieeet its make sense

Cause Horn's not gonna do jackshit

They need more money to render Dany's dragons

Quick, everyone post every GoT nude you have to hurry along the tripfags thread getting deleted.

>not using GiantsBane
>not using at least Dayne
Thrash.

you'll just get yourselves banned

less blood at the surface of the skin = paler nips

Holland was there with Ned at the tower and they were BFFs

GRRM is a pacifist pussy who sat out Vietnam so probably believes something dumb like nukes not being the greatest creation of mankind ever.

Because the horn doesn't exist and the show proved it to us

First of all, fuck off white knight faggot.

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Bookfags BTFO

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He's stopped caring.

He's realized he doesn't need the rest of the North to support him, just the Houses with the biggest armies. The smaller ones can support the Starks all they want, so long as they pay their fucking taxes and stay in fear of the Boltons

Based

O-oh no!

I'll have to reset my router!!

LETS COMMIT FRATRICIDE-

I mean

BIG COCK

So at heart he was a cuck.

>implying it's difficult to get unbanned

I'd tell you how but the time when you were gone was quite enjoyable.

imagine the guy whose job is to cast the tits for the episode
>apply to cast the tits
>get the dick&balls casting instead

Her breasts have different shape and their nipples are in different places. They're clearly different

exactly

>The swim plan I just filed with the agency lists me

should be "the chart plans i just listed with the harbour master"

LITERALLY WHO

that helm is baller as fuck tho

Aren't we all?

>Bran visits the day he got pushed out the window
>Sees Jaime
>"Don't push him!"
>"dontpushhim"
>"ontpushim"
>"ntpushhim"
>"push him"

>Jaime listens to the voice and shoves Bran out of the window on Bran's own orders

why do the ice guys wanna kill bran so bad? why is he a special warg guy? why did the children of the forest create the ice guys? How? why did they just wait until this episode to introduce all this children of the forest magic? if they can explode people with fire and stuff, why do they need white walkers? Which they can't control and now are stronger than them and want to kill everyone and rez them for no reason
why is hodor a time paradox? why can bran control everything? who is the old man in the tree? why didn't brann stay with badpoosie

stop taunting me with things I want that will never happen

>"conquer" Dany
On the show he never said conquer. He said he'd just give her his fleet for free and she'd totally agree to marry him.

>Promise me, Loras!

Tell me about Aidan. Why does he like that posture?

Golly gee, user, I've never heard that before!

this meme makes no sense. they're literally two different people

queen of jews

Made this for the thread

His dragon horn is between his legs.

*shows dick to camera

Are you a cuck if you regard a chick more as possession and toy to play with than wife at that point?

And is rape really adultery?

Star wars homage?

Queen Jew