Dubs decide. Be bros/b/ not faggots
Dubs decide. Be bros/b/ not faggots
I'll get supreme and take off all of the onions for you
Bump
Can i see your profile pic? How the fuck do you get away with shit like this
Your jaw is bigger than my cock
"I'm beautiful, you're gorgeous, let's make model babies"
"Hello" is for pussies. Try again sweetheart.
Niggers tongue my anus
Roll
I want you to fuck my wife
Would you like to play battletoads with me ???1&
Send "it want you to dominate my ass with a strap on" rolling for dubs
how about you come over, i call my boy and we start erecting an Eiffel Tower?
NIGGER ANAL FAGGOT CUM RAPE PORN Xd
Our children would be beautiful
xD U TROLL !!!!
I wanna dominate you
I scream at fire for a living
THIS FAGGOT
RICK HARRISON IS PROBABLY AVOIDING YOU
I want you to pass a test
To prove you are the best
And can truly molest
Hello, would you like to get pizza and or fuck? prefarably both but im down for anything.
is it true all girls named Emily have big nipples?
Roll
Dis
Rolling for either of these
I'd like to fill your ass with glue and dip my fingers into it to make macaroni pictures
Say this:
My name is Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned in 23 years- you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
Rolling for this
See if we can amp this up
Let's get down to business, to defeat, the huns
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rolling
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Dubs dubs dubs
Rerolling
That didn't answer my question bitch, I will ask one more time, want to eat pizza and fuck.
Winrar
winrar
gotta do both OP
Winrar
Annddd we have a winrar
How about an old fashioned "What's up?"
Oh damn
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One dubs per comment faggot
nah man you only do first win
Winars!!!!!!
Oh fuck! Lol shes gonna leap
Dont post this. Or op is a faggot forever, 1:1 posting ratio or you lose them.
Exactly
>Mfw Emily is op's 2nd phone
Fuck you
But for the pizza you pay cuz I have money only for bitches
Waiting on a response.
Send this picture and tell her you saw it in a dream, then in that dream you fucked the frog AND skeleton
M'lady do you enjoy fine dining? My mother and father gifted me a quite a bit of currency for my birthday. We could go anywhere you'd like beatiful.
What will it be?
CHECK THESE DUBS FAGGOT NIGGER!!!
Winrar
do you know who put the c4's in the twin towers ?
Waiting on a response
Lets make it simple. I have $200 right now, I don't even give a fuck about. How about we go out for dinner, your choice. Afterwards, we go back to my place, we put on a movie, we talk for a while and get to know each other. Then I will procede to pump your asshole bloody. All this for $200. Now I know your response: "I'm not a prostitute blah blah blah." I don't give a single fuck. I'm just here trying to get some fresh assholes to play with. One night. You down?
Would you like the thumb in bum bby ehhh ehh
Winner winner
Yes
You can only send one message at a time faggot or they gtfo
This, depending on response
WINRAR
You cant send pictures on tinder...
*sweats nervously* haha so umm w-would you like t-to go out sometime (thoughts: oh wow, if she says yes I'm finally gonna have le qt3.14 gf and I'll be able to ride le cool coasters!) *snickers* s-so... What do you say, m'lady? *awaits your response*
Winar!!!!!!!!!
This
Let's see it OP
OP here. I haven't heard a response yet so either I was too alpha for her or she died from dehydration
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
We've already lost her.
Tinder responses take forever, wouldn't hurt to send right now because then it's like you're getting right to the point
reroll
Msg a 2nd grill?
Thanks faggots
Sorry about that my phone was hacked.
How are you doing?
My sides, I watched them ascend to the heavens
No means yes.
Yes means anal.
>wanna eat pizza and fuck?
So smooth op
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We still have this winrar
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Ruined it with that shit teir copy, thank you user for suggesting that, thank you for killing this thread
Just tell the slut hoe you'll dick her down user.
Sorry my dog took my phone.
Rollx2
Shes not gone yet boys
can we get this one?
if i told you "yes," would you show me your tits?
Strike now op
What app do you use to show UL and DL speeds?
10/10 response. Respect man
She's a fucking trooper.
I once fucked a retarded chick so hard it fixed her
If that's what it takes to fuck you, hell yes.
I second the notion.
Send this
>still sending a reply
Shit you might still have a shot
awaiting response