Dubs decide. Be bros/b/ not faggots

Dubs decide. Be bros/b/ not faggots

I'll get supreme and take off all of the onions for you

Bump

Can i see your profile pic? How the fuck do you get away with shit like this

Your jaw is bigger than my cock

"I'm beautiful, you're gorgeous, let's make model babies"

"Hello" is for pussies. Try again sweetheart.

Niggers tongue my anus

Roll

I want you to fuck my wife

Would you like to play battletoads with me ???1&

Send "it want you to dominate my ass with a strap on" rolling for dubs

how about you come over, i call my boy and we start erecting an Eiffel Tower?

NIGGER ANAL FAGGOT CUM RAPE PORN Xd

Our children would be beautiful

xD U TROLL !!!!

I wanna dominate you

I scream at fire for a living

THIS FAGGOT
RICK HARRISON IS PROBABLY AVOIDING YOU

I want you to pass a test
To prove you are the best
And can truly molest

Hello, would you like to get pizza and or fuck? prefarably both but im down for anything.

is it true all girls named Emily have big nipples?

Roll

Dis

Rolling for either of these

I'd like to fill your ass with glue and dip my fingers into it to make macaroni pictures

Say this:
My name is Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned in 23 years- you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

Rolling for this
See if we can amp this up

Let's get down to business, to defeat, the huns

Roll

rolling

Roll

Dubs dubs dubs

Rerolling

That didn't answer my question bitch, I will ask one more time, want to eat pizza and fuck.

Winrar

winrar
gotta do both OP

Winrar

Annddd we have a winrar

How about an old fashioned "What's up?"

Oh damn

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One dubs per comment faggot

nah man you only do first win

Winars!!!!!!

Oh fuck! Lol shes gonna leap

Dont post this. Or op is a faggot forever, 1:1 posting ratio or you lose them.

Exactly

>Mfw Emily is op's 2nd phone
Fuck you

But for the pizza you pay cuz I have money only for bitches

Waiting on a response.

Send this picture and tell her you saw it in a dream, then in that dream you fucked the frog AND skeleton

M'lady do you enjoy fine dining? My mother and father gifted me a quite a bit of currency for my birthday. We could go anywhere you'd like beatiful.
What will it be?

CHECK THESE DUBS FAGGOT NIGGER!!!

Winrar

do you know who put the c4's in the twin towers ?

Waiting on a response

Lets make it simple. I have $200 right now, I don't even give a fuck about. How about we go out for dinner, your choice. Afterwards, we go back to my place, we put on a movie, we talk for a while and get to know each other. Then I will procede to pump your asshole bloody. All this for $200. Now I know your response: "I'm not a prostitute blah blah blah." I don't give a single fuck. I'm just here trying to get some fresh assholes to play with. One night. You down?

Would you like the thumb in bum bby ehhh ehh

Winner winner

Yes

You can only send one message at a time faggot or they gtfo

This, depending on response

WINRAR

You cant send pictures on tinder...

*sweats nervously* haha so umm w-would you like t-to go out sometime (thoughts: oh wow, if she says yes I'm finally gonna have le qt3.14 gf and I'll be able to ride le cool coasters!) *snickers* s-so... What do you say, m'lady? *awaits your response*

Winar!!!!!!!!!

This

Let's see it OP

OP here. I haven't heard a response yet so either I was too alpha for her or she died from dehydration

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

We've already lost her.

Tinder responses take forever, wouldn't hurt to send right now because then it's like you're getting right to the point

reroll

Msg a 2nd grill?

Thanks faggots

Sorry about that my phone was hacked.
How are you doing?

My sides, I watched them ascend to the heavens

No means yes.
Yes means anal.

>wanna eat pizza and fuck?
So smooth op

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We still have this winrar

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Ruined it with that shit teir copy, thank you user for suggesting that, thank you for killing this thread

Just tell the slut hoe you'll dick her down user.

Sorry my dog took my phone.

Rollx2

Shes not gone yet boys

can we get this one?

if i told you "yes," would you show me your tits?

Strike now op

What app do you use to show UL and DL speeds?

10/10 response. Respect man

She's a fucking trooper.

I once fucked a retarded chick so hard it fixed her

If that's what it takes to fuck you, hell yes.

I second the notion.

Send this

>still sending a reply
Shit you might still have a shot

awaiting response