/aus/lympics - day 1

/ausp/ general - 2016 olympics edition:

Get the fuck in here shitposters we're long overdue for a thread.

events are shown on Channel 7, 7Two and 7Mate

Now showing:
7: Men's road race
7Two: Men's and Women's rowing
7Mate: Women's 10m air rifle

Other urls found in this thread:

seven.com.au/olympics/#/videoView/
7live.com.au/
olympics.cbc.ca/video/
firstrowau.eu
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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Will Based Delly, Patty Thrills, Jingles and that cunt Bogut be enough to overcome the French m8s?

G'day mate

didn't think the french were any good at basketball t b h

Gidday champ

WOGS CAN LITERALLY FUCK OFF

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ONLY BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS AFTER THIS LINE. "CULTURAL" ITALIANS AND GREEKS NEED NOT APPLY

Tony Parker, Nic Batum, Rudy Gobert, Boris Diaw, some other guys I'm forgetting

They're pretty legit desu, they just have a tough road to qualifying compared to having to beat NZ twice lol

I was actually in the same rowing team as two of >our lads and was LITERALLY better than one of them for a while too

>belgcum

didn't happen

Literally did m8

Josh Hicks and Dave Watts

Australian Chink getting BTFO by based Karakasevic

Anyone watching?

Sickest cuntry righto

bogut not injured?

who is jingles

and is dante on team or also made of glass?

>spain trying to play rugby 7s

my sides

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Can I watch any of this garbage without having to get up and turn my television on?

if you keep running your mouth about them I'll come dust you out front of the pub m8

>women trying to play rugby 7s
pretty funny desu

Fuck you ch7, no indoor volleyball

We got a lad in the Judo coming up soon fellas

Think Bogut might be on limited minutes, only played in one of the warm up games for 9 mins but he's available

Jingles is short for Joe Ingles, he played backup SF for the Jazz last season

Exum wanted to play but is still recovering from his ACL and only got cleared for contact two months ago. Knew he wasn't going to help since he wouldn't be able to stay on the floor for longer than 5 mins without being puffed so he sat out.

seven.com.au/olympics/#/videoView/

or there's apps for phones/tablets

stay absolutely fucking furious that I was elite and you're just a fat slob cunt

pray for bronze

being cox counts for jack shit

kek m8, live in denial if you want

BTFO

>Chinkstralia

The ONLY place to stream 7 if you haven't paid:
7live.com.au/

what is this rubbish?

Why are you shitposting on an anonymous namibian pube waxing forum then?

Becuase it was like seven years ago mate

Oh my god, fuck I don't want to watch what 7 wants to show me.
How do I get access to all sports like BBC shows?

MONEY
O
N
E
Y

Pay $20 or search around for a proxy/VPN.

You can pay2win on the 7 website, they've got coverage of nearly all the sports I think but they only show 4 - 5 for free at any one time.

If you're a telstra post paid customer you can get it all for free though.

But I want free shit.

get hola use this
olympics.cbc.ca/video/

watch anything you want not just 2 channels

Wait to torrent or live with the three channels.

>using Hola

works for me

App's farked, as per usual.

The app is a piece of shit

What's wrong with Hola?

enjoy your trojans m8

down under being played at the equestrian lads

>hola
>true privacy

Choose one.

Upcoming aussie events

How does the premium version of the app work? It it a one-off payment for the entire Olympics, or do you pay on a per-event basis?

You pay $20 then have access to every event pretty much. One off payment

>Launch stream
>First thing I hear are the words "hot mare"

ruh roh

>check out the boxing
>scottish commentator

Making this a whole lot better desu

>enjoy your trojans m8
enjoy your tinfoil hate m8

>thinking im using vpn for privacy not just so i can watch other countries streams

Too bad the app's a broken mess. I tried loading the free Judo/Shooting/Rowing channel and all that would load were added commercials.

I'M GIVING UP ON

LOVE FOREVER

I'm lucky I got it to work, dunno how. It's terrific if it ever fucking works

Website for tracking our events?

kek literally exact same thing happened to me when I switched channels

Are you kidding? They make you pay and still show ads?
I don't care if there's a delay inbetween matches/events/whatever, I don't want to see some obnoxious ads.

google

HOT

FIT

MARE

back on 7 mate. NZ already scored lel

>nz scores 6 seconds in against kenya
haha oh wow

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I was on the free version. No idea if paying removes ads or not.

I just got stuck buffering for half an hour with HD commercials being the only thing that actually played. Switched to a Russian BBC stream

bump

>cant use app
>cant even use online site streams

bravo, seven.

How the fuck are you fgts watching this shit?

Channel 7 can suck my dick, where can I stream on ipad???

using Media Hint to watch BBC streams lads, free 7 day trial and all that

didn't work the first couple times I refreshed but doing well now

>Rugby Sevens
>one girl has a 9 on the back of her shirt

EXPLAIN THIS

Gonna leave a dinner party in /Newtown/ in a bit and then shitpost the fuck out.

turn on your tv

Im in bed bro, its cold as fuck

>he bought an iPad
You'd have better chances with your mid 00's Nokia through Flash Lite.

7live.com.au/ is better

Poo Zealand

It doesn't have the paid "full event" streams, but it's more consistent.

Its an android tablet, but who the fuck takes time ro write that shit and who gives a fuck cunt?

Wanker

pretty comfy in qld desu

That should be your flag t b h

How many useless Olympic updates do they want to do? Not even three hours in and they're already fucking it up. Apparently the app is fucked too so not bothering with that.

why does the seven olympic site keep saying i have no internet connection, what a pile of shit.

DINGODILES' THE NAME

fuck australia

nah it should be the abo one
>t,Melbourne

statscunt on suicide watch

How did 7 fuck this up so badly? Can we start a petition or class action?

>please uninstall adblock

do I look like a dumb cunt to you?

im from melbourne and i hate coons more than any other ethnicity

Who /$20sparesowatchingmanletsfight/

should be au/nz threads like london desu

Where are you watching it? This Russian shithole doesn't have a working boxing stream

how the fuck did yo even get it to work

Next one will be. Always support the brothers

firstrowau.eu is what I used for KR vs JP

I don't even know. Eventually it just popped while I was watching the road race

GREEKS BTFO IN SCULLING

Thanks, mate.

Well straya through to the next round at least

STRAYA IN THE BEACH VOLLEYBALL IN 15

Just be thankful we're not stuck with NBC m8

what channel?