Poorly describe games MK2

Poorly describe games MK2

OP from the last thread here again, and here's my last one from the dead thread:

>used to be horror
>used to be good
>used to be hard
>people still play hoping it'll go back to the good old

Silent Hills

Another one that was not answered:

>has imaginary friend who kills
>plot is kinda shit and confusing at first
>Wish I could've given that blowjob at the snow level...

nope

Beyond too souls

winrar

Another one unanswered from the other thread:

>chic is looking for spirited away sister together with love interest
>love interest loves chic's sister but can't have her because of politics
>protagonit turns into dragons and shit
>a samurai dog and a robot follow you around

Let's try this again.
>Friend is under a direct order to shut the fuck up
>Antagonist plans to destroy renamed Earth with lightning nukes.
>Ship fails to warp, tries to land
>Protagonist fires a nuke into his ship just as he enters the atmosphere
>All weapons on board detonate, killing entire enemy planet
>Welcome back, sir.
>Jetpack looks like an Archwing from Warframe
>Friend is a spic
>Killed the antagonist that you were supposed to capture in previous game
>Playstation exclusive
>Intro involves infiltrating weapons factory
>Replay intro 3/4 of the way through the game
-New Clues-
>Your faction's sidearm is a shitty revolver
>Almost never use the sights on your weapons
>Industrial equipment has never been so deadly

OP here and i'll be sincere, I have no idea, which console is this for?

PS3

Resident Evil

Fighters in the Street

> lonely
> cold
>sad
> but warm sometimes
> YOU DIED

Mortal Kombat?

ark

Dark Souls 3

Dark souls, yeah

>fighting is the only solution
>ok, shouting helps too
>Make 'murica great again

...

Duke nukem?

Skyream

nope
yep

>wake up grababrushputonalittlemakeup
>talk to mom
>"hey the neighbor wants to talk to you about some shit"
>talk to neighbor
>he gives you an electronic encyclopedia chock-full of goddamn nothing
>asks you, a small child, to do his dangerous field research for him, with no pay

>you have been kicked
>you have been kicked
>you have been kicked
>you have been kicked
>you have been kicked
>public games are fucking shit

Pokemon

Pokemon

Fast vampire zombies?

Never stop running

Crystal, specifically. Too easy?

Resident evil

see

Left 4 dead

> sneaky sneaky
> are foxes native to Columbia?
> top notch AI
> clink clink SMASH fuck yeah finally
> all this shit for an old book

Kinda

yup

>Found girl
>take care of her
>Train
>Sad ending

Casual TF2?

Sounds like COD

shadow hearts

RIP Dead Space

>1rd is shit
>2st is a legend
>somehow it's still kinda good after all these games
>protagonist is shit and should be replaced

Doom

No.

>Antagonist race is actually a rogue colony
>They all have sickly greenish skin
>Planet rich in exotic element

No.

The last of us?

No.

I get it

>be normalfag enjoying a sunlit stroll
>big-ass nigga steps on your turf
>aw hell no
>you decide you're gonna fight him
>get in a couple of blows but he ends up stabbing you
>you survive
>spend the rest of the game gathering dirt on his crew
>kill him
>credits roll
>jk game's not over
>big hole

>the world looks like LSD
>but you can't climb over anything
>connect the dots for 25 hours

Nope

I wanna say Bioshock, but I've never actually played it so I don't know if the ending is sad.

We happy few

Nope.

>chillin with my boi
>what's this thing do? aw fuck crippled for life
>just kidding actually a literal god

Hotline Miami?

Infamous?

>nigga stole my bike
>gangbangers

Walking Dead S1

No.

I do mean literal god

Nope

You win!

Every GTA

>Antagonist military run by a board of chairmen
>Weapon research/manufacturing guy uses private army and influence to take over the nation
>Melee is fucking brutal

care to tell which one in specific?
btw good job

Saints row?

Not him, but San Andreas?

Nope

Uhh GTA 4 lost and damned?

yup, 3 winrars for you my friend

check this

>Fairy tale character
>Murder
>Holy shit
>Ending is open to interpretation

Payday 2

Winrar

Alice

Doom

No.

>actually scary when it was released
>terrified of taking pics anymore because of it
>last one was shit

>garbage crew
>shit happens
>still garbage crew but now sliding places
>a talking hot air balloon
>final boss is a building

>Has a multiplayer that nobody played
>Shotgun pistol op
>Enemy soldiers never take their helmets off

>Enemy Spotted

CS:GO

>giant chickens
>shit plot
>will they ever stop making it?

Battlefield?

Winrar

Classic

>fucking gta for kids

> cruising
> hey, pick me up!
> fuck does this bitch want
> stuck at a red
> gets in my fucking car
> ohhellno.ogg
> shaking her bitchass out of my damn car
> somehow won't fly out despite 30+ g force
> wow, you're amazing!
> what no bitch you should be terrified
> $506.78
> mfw

Wrecking crew?

>Supposed to surrender as prisoners of war
>Most of your allies do, and get tortured
>Stockholm? What planet do YOU THINK YOU'RE ON?

Uncharted 2

Underrated multiplayer big time

>fell under the radar
>sequel wildly successful
>most who played the sequel don't know it's a sequel
>girl side character kicks ass with a rifle

Crazy cab

Read the rest of the clues

Nooooo

>A dark cave
>Old man gives you a sword
>Kill monsters

>eat chicken
>die
>come back to life
>run to your corpse
>eat more chicken
>don't die

The Legend of Zelda

Easy one, huh?

Yeh

Is that a UK release title or are you fucking with me

Crazy taxi, yeah

>You are so easily corrupted

>GF is kill
>make pact with satan
>kill inocents
>GF is not kill anymore