Poorly describe games MK2
OP from the last thread here again, and here's my last one from the dead thread:
>used to be horror
>used to be good
>used to be hard
>people still play hoping it'll go back to the good old
Poorly describe games MK2
OP from the last thread here again, and here's my last one from the dead thread:
>used to be horror
>used to be good
>used to be hard
>people still play hoping it'll go back to the good old
Silent Hills
Another one that was not answered:
>has imaginary friend who kills
>plot is kinda shit and confusing at first
>Wish I could've given that blowjob at the snow level...
nope
Beyond too souls
winrar
Another one unanswered from the other thread:
>chic is looking for spirited away sister together with love interest
>love interest loves chic's sister but can't have her because of politics
>protagonit turns into dragons and shit
>a samurai dog and a robot follow you around
Let's try this again.
>Friend is under a direct order to shut the fuck up
>Antagonist plans to destroy renamed Earth with lightning nukes.
>Ship fails to warp, tries to land
>Protagonist fires a nuke into his ship just as he enters the atmosphere
>All weapons on board detonate, killing entire enemy planet
>Welcome back, sir.
>Jetpack looks like an Archwing from Warframe
>Friend is a spic
>Killed the antagonist that you were supposed to capture in previous game
>Playstation exclusive
>Intro involves infiltrating weapons factory
>Replay intro 3/4 of the way through the game
-New Clues-
>Your faction's sidearm is a shitty revolver
>Almost never use the sights on your weapons
>Industrial equipment has never been so deadly
OP here and i'll be sincere, I have no idea, which console is this for?
PS3
Resident Evil
Fighters in the Street
> lonely
> cold
>sad
> but warm sometimes
> YOU DIED
Mortal Kombat?
ark
Dark Souls 3
Dark souls, yeah
>fighting is the only solution
>ok, shouting helps too
>Make 'murica great again
...
Duke nukem?
Skyream
nope
yep
>wake up grababrushputonalittlemakeup
>talk to mom
>"hey the neighbor wants to talk to you about some shit"
>talk to neighbor
>he gives you an electronic encyclopedia chock-full of goddamn nothing
>asks you, a small child, to do his dangerous field research for him, with no pay
>you have been kicked
>you have been kicked
>you have been kicked
>you have been kicked
>you have been kicked
>public games are fucking shit
Pokemon
Pokemon
Fast vampire zombies?
Never stop running
Crystal, specifically. Too easy?
Resident evil
see
Left 4 dead
> sneaky sneaky
> are foxes native to Columbia?
> top notch AI
> clink clink SMASH fuck yeah finally
> all this shit for an old book
Kinda
yup
>Found girl
>take care of her
>Train
>Sad ending
Casual TF2?
Sounds like COD
shadow hearts
RIP Dead Space
>1rd is shit
>2st is a legend
>somehow it's still kinda good after all these games
>protagonist is shit and should be replaced
Doom
No.
>Antagonist race is actually a rogue colony
>They all have sickly greenish skin
>Planet rich in exotic element
No.
The last of us?
No.
I get it
>be normalfag enjoying a sunlit stroll
>big-ass nigga steps on your turf
>aw hell no
>you decide you're gonna fight him
>get in a couple of blows but he ends up stabbing you
>you survive
>spend the rest of the game gathering dirt on his crew
>kill him
>credits roll
>jk game's not over
>big hole
>the world looks like LSD
>but you can't climb over anything
>connect the dots for 25 hours
Nope
I wanna say Bioshock, but I've never actually played it so I don't know if the ending is sad.
We happy few
Nope.
>chillin with my boi
>what's this thing do? aw fuck crippled for life
>just kidding actually a literal god
Hotline Miami?
Infamous?
>nigga stole my bike
>gangbangers
Walking Dead S1
No.
I do mean literal god
Nope
You win!
Every GTA
>Antagonist military run by a board of chairmen
>Weapon research/manufacturing guy uses private army and influence to take over the nation
>Melee is fucking brutal
care to tell which one in specific?
btw good job
Saints row?
Not him, but San Andreas?
Nope
Uhh GTA 4 lost and damned?
yup, 3 winrars for you my friend
check this
>Fairy tale character
>Murder
>Holy shit
>Ending is open to interpretation
Payday 2
Winrar
Alice
Doom
No.
>actually scary when it was released
>terrified of taking pics anymore because of it
>last one was shit
>garbage crew
>shit happens
>still garbage crew but now sliding places
>a talking hot air balloon
>final boss is a building
>Has a multiplayer that nobody played
>Shotgun pistol op
>Enemy soldiers never take their helmets off
>Enemy Spotted
CS:GO
>giant chickens
>shit plot
>will they ever stop making it?
Battlefield?
Winrar
Classic
>fucking gta for kids
> cruising
> hey, pick me up!
> fuck does this bitch want
> stuck at a red
> gets in my fucking car
> ohhellno.ogg
> shaking her bitchass out of my damn car
> somehow won't fly out despite 30+ g force
> wow, you're amazing!
> what no bitch you should be terrified
> $506.78
> mfw
Wrecking crew?
>Supposed to surrender as prisoners of war
>Most of your allies do, and get tortured
>Stockholm? What planet do YOU THINK YOU'RE ON?
Uncharted 2
Underrated multiplayer big time
>fell under the radar
>sequel wildly successful
>most who played the sequel don't know it's a sequel
>girl side character kicks ass with a rifle
Crazy cab
Read the rest of the clues
Nooooo
>A dark cave
>Old man gives you a sword
>Kill monsters
>eat chicken
>die
>come back to life
>run to your corpse
>eat more chicken
>don't die
The Legend of Zelda
Easy one, huh?
Yeh
Is that a UK release title or are you fucking with me
Crazy taxi, yeah
>You are so easily corrupted
>GF is kill
>make pact with satan
>kill inocents
>GF is not kill anymore