HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!

I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew

Roll for Hans?

Re-rolling...

Holy shit, reroll....

Rip Kurt Cocaine

In the asylum I stay!

Or do I...

intense roll

roll

now to see if I die

yepo

In one of you

Rolling fur der Fuhrer

roll

Fick der Fuhrer

Hail Hitler

rollo

Hahahahahahaahaha fucking jew

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roll

reroll

Heil!

Roll

Heil Hitler dir

Fick

Leggooo

I'm innocent i tell you.

jawohl

rolling

roll

Röllätää

>699427048
Ich krieg einfach keine ab weil ich zuviel angst habe =(

ROLAN TRAOLAN

So what shall we see today? also reading mien kampf for the time being.

Rudolf

re relaz

Roll

würfeln

erqw

dann doch lieber nur ss dokus

rolling

ayy lmao

Rolll

roll

rerolling

uber-roll.

reroll

I cant not reply to this

heil roll

Bring

Handing mien papers over.

I'm not a Jew, trust me

Well, here goes

Rollinbrieg

Oh shit! I hope I stole the right ones...

Rollins.

Kein Problem Kameraad! Heil Hitler!

Ich bin Deutscher, lassen Sie mich passieren!

Heil...

Rholl.

reroll

reroll...

deathcamp it is

Rip in peace

Roll

Hab Ichs doch gesagt!

Rollin

llor

roll

Guten Morgen kommandant!

Please break out

feurer please

Rohling

Rolling für Schützstaffel

Roll

GottenHimmel nein nein nein!!!!

Come on 1-5!!

"This is riddikulus sir"

Was zum Teufel soll diese verdammte Scheiße? Finden Sie das witzig?!

Heil hitler!

Kek, so that's why they were laying around unprotected!

>Special Gets:
>00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
Woof, woof, don't mind me, I'll go plant the explosives now.

Didnt need to re-roll.

00 is blondi, Hitler's dog.

Gay gestapo huh? I can make it work.

rollget

Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew.

Here ya go

Ich bin ein Berliner!

Roll kam'raden

JK Rowling

Reroll

Roll

...

Let's roll

Lost papers, reroll to find them

roll for schutzstaffel

Rerolling

roll

Reroll

Legally released, at least I'm not a dirty kike

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reroller